Are you implying The Coalition isn't going to win m8?
Also have you posted over on /Aus/ on ate chan? I'd swear I saw that image there once.
William Clark
Are they finally getting rid of the cancerous Safe Schools program? Are the borders secure? Are we still going to get fucked over by big business?
Parker Richardson
>Are they finally getting rid of the cancerous Safe Schools program? I reckon Turnbull privately supports it but will have to be pretty cautious because the right of his party is fired up about his bad performance and won't let him fag up the kids.
>Are the borders secure? The planes fly straight over them and pour chinks and curries into us like we are a designated shitting river.
>Are we still going to get fucked over by big business? The senate won't be very business friendly and may save us from some of the worst stuff.
Christopher Wright
It'll be a hung parliament with the dodgy fucking independents doing backroom deals to grind their axes and eventually give Malc the balance of power. Called it on Sun.
You've probably seen the pic her - I've posted it here and on Sup Forums before >implying I'd go on a list to visit sideways8 chan.
Lads, was this whole Dallas thing just a false flag to distract us from this?
Luke Diaz
>It'll be a hung parliament Nah m8 the psephology blogs are all saying Libs will get 76 - 78.
Labor would need a miracle to keep them from getting a majority now.
Jeremiah Harris
Great, so all the bullshit that Labor did years ago which made it all so easy to shit on Labor, the libs are now doing,
Turnbull is a fucking faggot.
Brody Wilson
how fucking long does this take fucking australian efficiency lol
cant even count fast
Jaxon Jenkins
>Labor would need a miracle to keep them from getting a majority now. Not saying they will - hence hung parliament with the fucking indies guiding us all around by the nose... You really think Hinch [for example] is gonna give LNp his vote?
Adam Parker
>Wins
kek. Prepbull has basically Gillarded himself. He won't get shit done and he'll get knifed.
Cooper Myers
Hinch is in the senate m8.
You don't seem particularly well informed I have to say.
I don't mind bantering with dumb cunts though.
Justin White
Yeah the real question is when will the Libs fuck turnbull off and get a real right wing leader?
John Kelly
The thing is Gillard DID get shit done and it was all that shit that destroyed her.
Libs actually do better when their agenda gets blocked.
It all fell apart for Howard when he won a senate majority and did shit like work choices.
Blake Ramirez
It's almost like Turnbull is a slimy jew who is only in it for power
Landon Morales
>young libs in turmoil KEK
Lucas Allen
Mates there is a chance Sarah Hanson-Young could lose her senate seat.
She polled an absolutely abysmal number in SA. Just embarrassing.
Nathan Sullivan
>Not knowing how a bill is passed thru the 2 houses....
M8 it really doesn't matter what the house of reps ends up looking like - otherwise we wouldn't actually be in this situation any way, would we? As it is well have more members crossing the floor anyway - can you imagine if they did a conscience vote on gay marriage for instance?
For someone calling me a dumb cunt, you ain't exactly leading the field, if ya know what I mean...
Colton Roberts
m8 I called you a dumb cunt but I said I didn't mind.
And you are a dumb cunt but that is okay.
The senate will be okay for Turnbull so long as he doesn't try to pass the more ideological Liberal items.
He will be able to get a majority with right win micros and centrists.
Chase Myers
Who is that trouser arouser?
Ethan Ramirez
Nah cunt. Senate's fukt.
Christian Lee
No m8, a majority is there for either side since NXT, Lambie and Hinch will hold the balance and are pragmatists.
Everything will be fine.
Xavier Nelson
I am a bit disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm for this thread.
I am a bit lonely tonight.
Christopher Lee
aw sorry bro, good point: >but tfw J.L will never have the deciding vote to bring nuclear power to straya
Matthew Reed
Anna Chlumsky
kek, calling Lambie a pragmatist.
>tfw she does her back and claims benefits from parliamentary work....
Dominic King
every ones already over the election and has had enough of politicians and their bullshit
Xavier Kelly
ehhh i don't think there's even enough australians to sustain a general even on Sup Forums and there's just not much to say until a concrete government is determined
Aaron Gray
Yeah well the loneliness gets to me sometimes mates.
I like a good Aussie shitpost thread on Sup Forums.
Bentley Martin
Does anyone here plan to join One Nation? I reckon the time is ripe to get in on the ground floor.
I can't join because I've written too much racist shit under my own name and it is all over the internet. I would just be a liability for them.
Oliver Rogers
why is living here so fucking relaxing > Europe is being overrun by niggers, rape and murder is increasing along with some leaders outright saying that they want the white european to end > America is literally experiencing it's first moments of a race war, not to mention being being shot every fucking day
> meanwhile in Australia...Chao Lin is a bit rude, the cunt
Jayden Walker
We are behind the others, but heading in the same direction.
The same forces are on the boil here, in the background.
Camden Morales
Well see ya in Q&A Bingo on Monday m80
>pic related: Derryn will be on board
Andrew Mitchell
I agree there
As someone who was born and raised in QLD, i will stand against the degenerate tides of the South East
Connor Rodriguez
Queensland is not immune. They are in your midst.
Andrew Jackson
Yea, i've seen some of the younger generation's shit
I'm concerned but the world is changing and people are waking up, i hope that we're just slow enough not to have it infect our people fully
Julian Hill
Sup m8s
>yfw Pauline wins 5 senate seats
Parker Wright
I have little hope for the future.
But it is not impossible that we will save ourselves.
Matthew Harris
Stop posting those lewd and defamatory images m8.
Disrespectful to Queen Pauline.
Jordan Miller
I'd consider it
I'm wondering how much One Nation will pursue state politics now that they have a good foot in the door for federal politics?
Seems like most of their concerns are at the federal level.
Landon Thomas
I'd make passionate love to her
William Brooks
>I'm wondering how much One Nation will pursue state politics With as much zeal as they do federal politics m8.
Pauline has promised to run candidates in every seat at the next Queensland state election.
Isaiah Hall
Because big tone stopped the boats.
Charles Myers
i actually agree with her, sick of comedians going out on rants rather than telling jokes
Dylan Morgan
have you ever been in the aus threads on /r9k/?
Christian Campbell
Yeah, but I had to stop hanging out on r9k because it was bad for my depression. Miserable fucking place.
Half the Ausbots on there are chinks and they don't even have the decency to hide it like they do here on Sup Forums.
Ian Ward
I need more Pauline memes
Only QLD
Sebastian James
theres only one chink i know of on r9k. an user from burwood in sydney. we recently found out bingoanon is part chinese in the qanda thread.
Thomas Gonzalez
We recently found out bingoanon CLAIMS she is part Chinese. Just like he/she CLAIMS he/she is female. I have been suspicious from the start.
They are always talking about using prostitutes on r9k and it makes me feel a bit icky.
Charles Cruz
>They are always talking about using prostitutes on r9k and it makes me feel a bit icky.
today in one thread there was an user bragging about torturing animals to death and enjoying it. icky is right.
Michael Anderson
I only ever torture myself, psychologically.
They are too hardcore for me over on r9k. I could feel them dragging me down so I had to let them go.
why do you go there m8?
Are you NEET?
Owen Jones
I TRIED SO HARD
Dominic Taylor
swear to god grey is going to give me a hernia. >starts lnp majority at 56% >swings NXT majority at 56% >swings back lnp at 56% >now at 52% lnp Make up your minds Whyalla. Barker as well.
Ayden Barnes
Grey and Barker will be won by the Liberals. They are not in any danger.
Chase Adams
AND GOT SO FAR
Henry Sanchez
teach me cute australian words to use, please
so far i have collected: smoko ciggy butt brain barbie arvo cunt
thank you
John Moore
nah know that, just noting they're bouncing all over the joint when they don't usually do that shit.
Levi Lewis
To give someone a pash is to kiss them m8.
Dylan Davis
news.com covering the real issues
Carson Ramirez
nic.. noice.
what are cute things to call somebody in australese ?
LDP BTFO all you gun loving cucks can piss of and stop compromising Australia's safety for your small cock!
Jackson Campbell
Explain what is going on in small words. I'm in the middle of a bender and this shit is bascially alien words to me
Liam Stewart
A girlfriend can be called your "chicky-babe".
Josiah Ortiz
>tfw hung parliament
is anybody actually happy with this?
I'd rather a majority labor to this bullshit
Dominic Jackson
>your small cock! How did you know?
I would kill someone for an extra two inches m8.
Thomas Lopez
"gave the sluzza a quick root behind the loo"
Thomas Wilson
fuck major parties
Eli Sanchez
poofter is a mean word isn't it :( noted. and what cutesy name for a guy? thank you
Carson Miller
There isn't actually going to be a hung parliament.
Coalition will win a slim majority.
Jordan Collins
>and what cutesy name for a guy? A husband can be your "hubby".
Asher Thompson
All the Labor and Greens voters on facebook have already forgotten about the election and are hooked on Pokemon Go
Cooper Clark
>tfw no australian hubby to enjoy a smoko with after a little barbie next to the beach in the arvo
Ayden Carter
Hung parliament means more entertainment for me and less likelihood of a major party fucking us up.
Mean words are sometimes nice, depends on who you are talking to, Hans. I could call my mates fuckwits with no hard feelings, but not some random old person on the street.
Context is everything in Australia
Jacob Martin
Got in last time on donkey vote. Have considerably raised their profile since. Maybe not this time, though they're still in the running for two seats against Pauline. Next election will be the real test
Luke Nelson
Sheila = Woman, usually used as a positive. Slag = Slutty woman or a insult for women. strewth = mating call of the late mighty Steve Irwin, king of straya chockers = full, packed to the brim, densely smushed. Grouse = Good, positive response to something, also used in sarcasm a fair bit Yarn = story All cock and ribs = very skinny. Mank = bad
One thing that you cannot learn without experience though is our ability to instantly understand any euphemism on the spot since they vary from town to town.
Now tell me some of your german speak cunt
Jaxson Bell
>Next election will be the real test If they don't win any seats at this one they may as well not bother next time.
Jaxson Cruz
same here desu except I voted Coalition
I caught some mad ones today
Joseph Ward
>Steve Irwin It still fucking hurts, user.
Brayden Jackson
So it's literally Labor 2010 2.0: Liberal Edition right? 3 random wankers basically holding the balance of power.
>xenophon apologised for teaching pyne at university,
the banter is real.
Parker Hernandez
>Now tell me some of your german speak cunt thank you i will pick out some interesting german words
a very versatile word: >geil means at the sams time horny/aroused and awesome/great >spacken/spacko weird guy, creep, idiot. like a softer form of spast (spastic) >asylant means 'tanned lover' >kippe slang for cig/'ciggy' related: >nuttenstängel thin cigarette, effeminate cigarette literally 'a whore's thin stick' >mische lit. mix, something that is mixed = alc
Blake Ortiz
Pauline did it All about media presence. If Liney can get coverage for his views on freedom, we can finally dismantle the nanny state. God bless
Eli Ortiz
So instead of going and sorting themselves out with 3 wankers, they've made a prior agreement with those 3 wankers who are still way more likely to vote for their interests and ransom their co-operation for pet policies.
Yaaaay
Liam Williams
>liberal wins >year goes bye >shit gets worse >"Why exactly is shit getting worse?" >"Okay well look. This is all labor's fault, ok?"
I can't wait. gonna be the toppest of keks to see the country go to hell and liberal votes are to blame.
Owen Bailey
i am a cis het able-bodied girl so no [checking privilege]
Jackson Cox
Kinda defeats the purpose of the DD though.
>Throw a hissy fit DD because the senate were being mean to you >Get an even worse senate and a hair thin majority in the lower house. They're fucked in 3 years, shame it'll be labor that picks it up.
Parker Bailey
Fuckin Wordsworth mate. Top shit.
Asher Reed
I cant wait till they fuck up, Its an excuse for my liberal diehard parents to not be such cunts.
Nicholas Cook
THE WANKERS ARE NOT INVOLVED
COALITION WILL GOVERN ON THEIR OWN
THE WANKERS WILL WANK IN THE CORNER IRRELEVANTLY
Easton Harris
Stupid boomers reee
Jackson Edwards
I offer you equivalents kraut-bro
Fair keen = Horny, ready for sum fuk Derro = as in derranged, for creeps, weirdos and gross people Fag/durry = cigarette, durry is used more, since fag is more synonymous with gays now.
John Gonzalez
>They're fucked in 3 years Not necessarily.
This election looks a lot like the 1998 election, and Howard went on to win again in 2001 (and 2004).
Thomas Bailey
Mate whisper in Bernardi's ear that it may pay dividends to stay with the LNP just a little bit longer.