> the kind of reaction with which Donald Trump’s pig-ignorant-late-night musings seem like tumbleweed blowing through an abandoned Western frontier town?
>Despite scoring a paltry 49 goals this calendar year compared to his main rival’s 52, Him got to stand on the Eiffel Tower
>This is the type of hilarious man baby that shittalks CR7 on here
James Myers
Noah Davis
Evan Carter
why are you reading the guardian, mate?
you one of them poofs?
Dylan Garcia
>scoring 49 goals in a year is considered paltry
Cooper Fisher
The funny part is
>compared to his main rivals 52
Lmao.
Leo Stewart
of course his team doesn't like him. He's an egotistical little greedy cunt who throws people under the bus when anything goes wrong
>this go wrong
>teams fault
>things go write
>it was all me
Jack Roberts
What the fuck is this nigga talking about?
William Lewis
That boss-eyed Irish prick really rustles my jimmies.
Christian Ross
I think I found the autistic man baby guys.
Aaron Gray
Yeah, it's you, my delusional paki
Daniel Sanchez
>he takes the Fiver seriously
Lucas Morgan
>Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now! Sign up now!
Also who is Him, Ronaldo? Was google translate used here?
Anthony Wood
>throws people under the bus
not seeing it
Ayden Gomez
Him is very good playing of football yes
Austin Smith
>He's an egotistical
>A player who is adored my millions and is at the peak of his sport has an ego
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
William Watson
>the guardian
Robert Diaz
>he unironically doesn't read the Fiver
sad lad
Xavier Rodriguez
Guardian is so fucking shit
Hudson Smith
rate my OC
Asher Barnes
>I don't rate CR7
Luke Hernandez
It's a joke, tards.
Elijah Mitchell
>reading anything except The Sun
enjoy being misinformed
Wyatt Taylor
the sport is the newspaper for the real big brained
Carter White
Very difficult to read this article. So fucking bad.
Just by looking at the journalist's ugly mug and the fact he works for the fucking Guardian is all you need to know.
Benjamin Young
Nathan Watson
It wasn’t honestly the worst article I’ve ever read and I’m American
Elijah Torres
>Barry Glendenning
I hope that stupid faggots never comes back here
James Sanders
how can you throw someone under a parked bus?
Blake Harris
Why is it always an amerimutt?
Adrian Ross
because Somalis are illiterate
Ayden Anderson
Hating or not understanding Barry is literally the most newfag thing I have ever seen.
You non-lurking, Reddit migrant faggots are the reason Sup Forums died
Ryan Green
>Him
Dominic Lopez
He's just so fucking miserable
Ryder Collins
Shit, he looks dimaria tier here