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kanye edition

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kanye is dogshit

sophie

ooh steady on mate someone might hatpost you for that

cute boys

completely wrong, please remove yourself from this thread immediately

No weak cunts allowed on /brit/

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dunno what i thought of new curb lads :/

>ooh steady on mate someone might hatpost you for that

Even better

think I'll skip lunch

i'm so strong i can take my bfs cock all the way down my throat without gagging :3

>girl messages me, cancels a date on me asking if she can take a raincheck
>message back saying "yeah sure, when are you next free then?"
>no reply for a few days
>figure maybe she forgot, send her a message saying "hey"
>she messages back saying "hey"

What the fuck is she playing at

When is Trump building the wall lads? Errr, he IS building it... RIGHT??

And when is he putting a total ban on Muslims entering the United States? Soon???

What about Hillary? Is she in jail yet?

They're just saying it for the cameras and to make it look like they're hard cunts for ordaining some special training regime.

SAS is supposed to be the toughest but I bet the Chinese are making their soldiers go through 10x as worse as the SAS from what I've heard from French soldiers in Mali.

Hillary IS in jail.


... My sexy jail...

why do you keep following up with these girls? if a girl wants to see you, she will see you.

she's not interested but too much of a bitch to tell you straight up. Just drop it

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>GDP continues to grow
>stocks reaching all time highs
>unemployed continues to decline
>hasn't started any wars yet
>still shitposts on twitter

wow drumpf is a disaster

>Killing pirates
Wouldn't the Marines be doing that? Are you a recruiter?

she doesn't like you
there is only heartbreak for you at that point so just refrain from messaging her

but why would she reply to the hey instead of just ignoring him?

I like my girlfriend's parents more than my own

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THE TRUE EXPRESSION OF ONE LAND

ah yes, Trump personally made the economy do well by... ?????????

I made an important discovery today, lads. I would indeed let my sister's gay Asian friend suck my dick. I only regret it a little, I mean looks pretty femmy like one of those kpop boy bands. Plus, getting a blow job feels good. I think the pros out weight the cons in this deal

because she was probably bored and felt like getting some attention
it's not rocket science

Because she feels bad about ignoring and doesn't have the brain cells to realise she's just leading him on. Lots of girls are genuinely so thick they don't understand the concept of leading someone on and think they're being nice

When is Britain leaving the EU lads? Errr, they ARE leaving RIGHT????

And when are they putting a total ban on Muslims entering the United Kingdom? Soon???

What about Merkel? Is she in jail yet?

when did he say there would be a total ban? the limited temp ban went through despite the lower courts best efforts. hillary is irrelevant so who cares. the wall is a meme but will probably still be attempted in some regard

Probably right.
But chinks lack creative thinking.

I don't usually follow up but I was giving her the benefit of the doubt

Yeah pretty much, a lot of girls seem unable to just give you a straight answer. It's very rude.

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embarrassing post

you're a repressed bisexual, probably should just come to terms with that.

oh so the sas are just trying to sound like hard cunts for saying it's mental, but the army man who's doing everything he can to sound like a physically hard cunt for being just army isnt?

it is mental. the course is designed to demolish the physical capacity of the candidates within the first 5 days or so. the ability to recover obviously plays into it but it is going to be vastly mental.

I was tricked by this for so long with a few girls and I've felt like a total mong because of it for so long

So they're forming the world's first all-black-female special forces, it's called the SASS

>all windows closed
>still cold

Fucking irl fridge

Curious as to what exact metrics you judge a president by other than those? Is it how much of a doo doo head you think they are?

peng

remarkably yankish post

Can't stand people giving Trump credit for making the economy do well.

Ironically it's because I tepidly support Trump and they're laying the groundwork for blaming him when it all goes tits up around 2018-20. (The US has had a recession every decade back to something like the great depression.)

Remove your head from the sand. Business has an incentive to stay and invest in America and people are getting jobs as a result.

by his campaign promises?

>Why yes, I listen to the insightful and enlightening avant-garde concerto maestro, popular known to us hoplites as "Kayne West"

>embarrassing post

...

>“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.”
>demonstration project

well he's delivered on a number of those after less than one year so what other metric?

need a quick fix for chronic loneliness.

No mate, no clue what marines are doing nowadays

By whether he actually keeps any of his promises? Or gets legislation through?

The economy was growing under Obama and it's continuing to do so under Trump. Doesn't really say anything about how good either president was

My willy
Your bum

talk to east asians on interpals

Reminder that it was actually Bu$hitler who saved the US auto industry and that the Obama team went on to lie about it

Tonight, on SEX BOX

mine please x

Going on dates with girls has vastly reduced my expectations of them in pretty much every respect.

Bit depressing but can't argue with reality

Trump, JUST, Hitler, Turkroach midget

I think If I put it in his bumhole I'll admit it. He was clothed and looks girly, It was easy to forget I was getting my dick sucked by another man, 2bh

develop a tulpa

K-k-k-k-keep calm a-and c-c-c-carry on

that hasn't been his position since his nomination

Finally got a girlfriend but I'm not sure how to keep her
She's a complete normiod and I'm an autist

giz one of the rejects la x

Never done a SAS training course so I can't really say. Have a few friends and they don't cry about their training, so who knows. I'm sure they'd say it was the worst thing ever though

>dollar sign after decimal
horrific

You can have all of the rejects lad x

Give me your preferred type

wish i looked this amused

just remembered that shkreli guy is in prison haha

Where have you served if you don't mind me asking?
My mate that was in Iraq said he killed kids. He has PTSD.

*shoots you*

chubby goth with massive chebs x

Hello lads

ONLY koksal baba

>so I can't really say.
>already said theyre full of shit and just lie about it to make themselves sound tough

lol yeah ok you have already had a bit to say on it

Same here. I went on quite a few tinder dates before I met my gf the old fashion way and it utterly ruined my impressions of women. Every one of them were so vapid and insufferable. Interests amount to facebook, instagram, work gossip and the flavour of the month netflix show. Completely rely on the guy to lead the date in every way and create conversation.

Sorry, you get the choice of skinny goth with alright tits or just plain fat with big tits

why?

10 drakes

fat with big tits please x

So what % of his promises do you think need to be kept? Do you have any solid number? Is that your only metric for evaluating a president? Do you have any objectives standards or is it majority perception?

>Another witness, speaking to ABC News, described how “chaotic” the scene was as the incident unfolded.

>“It kind of sounded first like loud clapping coming off and then I think there was the first volley [of shots] and all of a sudden a second volley and my buddy’s like ‘I just got hit’. First we had no idea what was happening we thought people were just clapping extremely hard and we joined the clapping

SHRIEKING

>they don't cry
>it's all physical

20th nihilism

thats why tfw no gf fags are delusional. getting a gf wont make you happy and if youre unhappy and get a gf it'll probably just make you feel worse.

Blaire

Most of it involves torture and sleep deprivation, a long with CQB live firing exercise and other various skills like enemy evasion and reconnaissance. less than 10% of people who apply make it.

anyone remember th cuckio meme

>spend 2 years shilling a jewish orange
>he turns out to be exactly what everyone warned yanks of
>instead of counting your losses, lie to yourself constantly to make yourself feel better
autismo-yank everyone, give him a round of applause

Why?

You get the choice of

-fat yank doctor in her 30s
-fat brit girl in her 30s
-fat yank tourist in her 20s
-fat 6'2 girl from meme city in her 30s

That's the outright FAT ones, chubby is a lower grade.

Greater London

wacky bruce

>got my wages in
>blew everything at the bookies already
I'm so fucked lads
My gambling addiction is destroying me

muzzie arse?

i'm that kind of guy, yee.