>be english
>wake up at 5am thanks to the prayers on loudspeaker from the local mosque
>have no time to drink tea, must praise allah
>get on the bus to go to work
>woman sits next to me
>what the fuck does she think she is doing
>call shariah police
>she instantly get arrested
>people see what happened and i see a guy talking about me on the phone
>bus eventually pulls over
>regular UK police tells me to step off the bus
>get awarded a medal from the mayor Sadiq Khan
>come late for work
>my boss Mehmet is mad as fuck
>tell him what happened
>instantly get a raise and the rest of the day free
>spend all the extra money at the local Halal butcher and buy a new gift for my wife
>come back home to my beautiful 7 year old wife Aisha and hand her the teddy bear i bought
>also beat her for not cooking good enough food
>suddenly i hear a bang on my door
>oh shit it must be the police
>it's Sadiq Khan again
>get my second medal of the day
>wake up the following day
>get on the tube
>i see my photo on the front page of The Evening Standard
>oh shit i am fucked
>read the headline
>"local hero shows what it means to be quintessentially british"
>mfw
>get a phone call later that day
>the queen wants to meet me alongside with the local imam
>get a knighthood
>mfw
How is the average day in your country like pol?
