Doctor Pavelius, sum SPQR

Doctor Pavelius, sum SPQR

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EPIC !!!!! ^^^^^^^^

Laboras in personatus?

you're a big citizen

Tibi.

>tfw 2 intelligent too speak dead languages

Magnum homo es

The tablet I filed with the legion lists me, my legionnaires, but only one of you
First one to talk gets to stay on my galley

Lot of loyalty for a sellsword

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would crucify a man, before stabbing him with a spear?

You're a big console
of Rome

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB VERCINGETORX?

Dicite mihi de Bane. Cur personam gerunt?

If I pull off that mask will you die?

dic mihi, Bane! Cur personam gerunt?

Et tu BANE?

IV V

At tu loqui potest! Quis es?

lel

i'd be SPQR sum you retard

You, uh... don't get to bring Profligates.

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IV V

Prō Te sounds more accurate

Non sumus, qui maximus. Sed consilium est momenti

MALVM?

Si quid extra planum remollitum mitterent hominem?

>Have we started to fiddle?
>Yes, the fire rises

Saltim tu loqui potest. Quis es?

King Alexander, I'm SPQR

>He works for the Barca Man
>HANNIBAL?

Spain?

This fucking thread

I'm imagingin someone reading this thread without context. It must come across as the purest drivel possible

The divorce papers I just filed with the Papacy list me, my wife, Archbishop Cranmer here, but only one, of you!

First one to annul my marriage gets to stay in my Church!

What if this thread is the very first evidence future people find of our civilisation

Duke Medina, I'm Drake

dead meme
inb4 epic hot heaad XDDDD ebin meme

the haed temperature rises

To think bane posting will exist long before we all die makes me feel proud of being part of Sup Forums, but it makes me feel disgusted as a human being.

Never forget pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm

HAHA GUYS LOOK AT ME I DID IT I CALLED HIM A HOT HEAAD HAHAHA EBIN

Baneposting goes back millennia.

Anyone remember when Dido set herself on fire because Aeneas refused to stay with her?

FIRST ONE TO TALK TO DUKE OF PARMA GETS TO STAY IN MY FLEET

Terrible Latin
Probably written by an American

Yeah because Cupid made her fall in love with him, gods are dicks

Charlemagne was a pretty big guy, killed moors and started the fire for feudalism in Europe.

I hear he couldn't read so good.

Why does he wear the Basque?

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How would you translate it? seriously I love latin

Aeneas was the grandson of Aphrodite, Cupid was his uncle.

Whenever I remember this I'm overjoyed, humanity has been shitposting since the times they had tools to.

>Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Natural shitposters.

Doctor Kalkstein, I'm Temerian Special Forces

kek

Dr Pavel, I presume?

MULTA FIDES PRO CONDUCTO GLADIO

They work for the dictator. The laureled man.

I know but Cupid still did a dick move just to help Aeneas on his quest for a kingdom

ELVES

>I screwed the barmaid
>I screwed a lot of girls here.
>On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
They did a lot of screwing

ching chong samurai better than dirty romans

Here I come King of Merceneries. Do you have enough masks in stock?

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UNLIMITED FLIGHT PLAN FILING

No idea, I've forgotten all my schoolboy Latin
But I remember enough to know that that was passed through google translate. The word order is all wrong

>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.

THE CENSVS I JVST FILED VVITH THE EMPEROR LISTS ME, MY LEGION, MEDICVS PAVELIVS HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY CHARIOT

It would be Auxilium, actually.

>you're a stout gentleman

FIRST GENTLEMAN TO CONVERSE GETS TO STAY ON MY ZEPPELIN!

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R O M A
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M
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Remember kids, when picking a wetnurse for your child you want a Greek woman with medium breasts and average-sized nipples.

If they're too big the child gets too much milk, but if the nipples are too small they don't get enough. The Greek is so they speak to the child in the Best Language.

CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVUM VIROS MEOS MEDICVM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS

Was getting besieged part of your plan?

Or perhaps Cromwell is wondering why you would elevate someone to the nobility before executing him for treason.

>Captain Pellaeon, I'm Grand Admiral

>Roman Emperor Charles

>yfw

Delete this

>Roman
>Emperor
>Implying it was either Roman or an Empire

ok that's funny

DELETE THIS

>tfw kino peaked with the Plane scene

the fire rises

PRIMVS QVI DICAT IN AEROPLANO MEO MANET

Out of my way barbarian fucking shits

tell me why does he wear the laurels?

Top lel

NORMIES GET OUT
REEEE

Was Nero a neck beard?

>TFW /his/ is leaking

+1

DARTH BANE?

Belisarios was a cuck and Theodora was sucking cock at 8.

best type of leaking after Sup Forums

DELETE THIS

/his/ Baneposting is best Baneposting

t. Ostrogoth

This nigga failed miserably at his task, it pains me.

Heraclius on the other hand did some Byzantine Golden Age shit. So did the cunts from the Macedonian Dynasty.

Also Basil II. Nigga killed so many Bulgars he became known as "Boulgaroktonos".

Byzantine history is so rich and cool, man. Why the fuck did the Kebabs have to ruin everything.