Doctor Pavelius, sum SPQR
Doctor Pavelius, sum SPQR
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EPIC !!!!! ^^^^^^^^
Laboras in personatus?
you're a big citizen
Tibi.
>tfw 2 intelligent too speak dead languages
Magnum homo es
The tablet I filed with the legion lists me, my legionnaires, but only one of you
First one to talk gets to stay on my galley
Lot of loyalty for a sellsword
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would crucify a man, before stabbing him with a spear?
You're a big console
of Rome
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB VERCINGETORX?
Dicite mihi de Bane. Cur personam gerunt?
If I pull off that mask will you die?
dic mihi, Bane! Cur personam gerunt?
Et tu BANE?
IV V
At tu loqui potest! Quis es?
lel
i'd be SPQR sum you retard
You, uh... don't get to bring Profligates.
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IV V
Prō Te sounds more accurate
Non sumus, qui maximus. Sed consilium est momenti
MALVM?
Si quid extra planum remollitum mitterent hominem?
>Have we started to fiddle?
>Yes, the fire rises
Saltim tu loqui potest. Quis es?
King Alexander, I'm SPQR
>He works for the Barca Man
>HANNIBAL?
Spain?
This fucking thread
I'm imagingin someone reading this thread without context. It must come across as the purest drivel possible
The divorce papers I just filed with the Papacy list me, my wife, Archbishop Cranmer here, but only one, of you!
First one to annul my marriage gets to stay in my Church!
What if this thread is the very first evidence future people find of our civilisation
Duke Medina, I'm Drake
dead meme
inb4 epic hot heaad XDDDD ebin meme
the haed temperature rises
To think bane posting will exist long before we all die makes me feel proud of being part of Sup Forums, but it makes me feel disgusted as a human being.
HAHA GUYS LOOK AT ME I DID IT I CALLED HIM A HOT HEAAD HAHAHA EBIN
Baneposting goes back millennia.
Anyone remember when Dido set herself on fire because Aeneas refused to stay with her?
FIRST ONE TO TALK TO DUKE OF PARMA GETS TO STAY IN MY FLEET
Terrible Latin
Probably written by an American
Yeah because Cupid made her fall in love with him, gods are dicks
Charlemagne was a pretty big guy, killed moors and started the fire for feudalism in Europe.
I hear he couldn't read so good.
Why does he wear the Basque?
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How would you translate it? seriously I love latin
Aeneas was the grandson of Aphrodite, Cupid was his uncle.
Whenever I remember this I'm overjoyed, humanity has been shitposting since the times they had tools to.
>Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!
Natural shitposters.
Doctor Kalkstein, I'm Temerian Special Forces
kek
Dr Pavel, I presume?
MULTA FIDES PRO CONDUCTO GLADIO
They work for the dictator. The laureled man.
I know but Cupid still did a dick move just to help Aeneas on his quest for a kingdom
ELVES
>I screwed the barmaid
>I screwed a lot of girls here.
>On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus.
They did a lot of screwing
ching chong samurai better than dirty romans
Here I come King of Merceneries. Do you have enough masks in stock?
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UNLIMITED FLIGHT PLAN FILING
No idea, I've forgotten all my schoolboy Latin
But I remember enough to know that that was passed through google translate. The word order is all wrong
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
THE CENSVS I JVST FILED VVITH THE EMPEROR LISTS ME, MY LEGION, MEDICVS PAVELIVS HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY CHARIOT
It would be Auxilium, actually.
>you're a stout gentleman
FIRST GENTLEMAN TO CONVERSE GETS TO STAY ON MY ZEPPELIN!
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R O M A
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Remember kids, when picking a wetnurse for your child you want a Greek woman with medium breasts and average-sized nipples.
If they're too big the child gets too much milk, but if the nipples are too small they don't get enough. The Greek is so they speak to the child in the Best Language.
CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVUM VIROS MEOS MEDICVM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS
Was getting besieged part of your plan?
Or perhaps Cromwell is wondering why you would elevate someone to the nobility before executing him for treason.
>Captain Pellaeon, I'm Grand Admiral
>Roman Emperor Charles
>yfw
Delete this
>Roman
>Emperor
>Implying it was either Roman or an Empire
ok that's funny
DELETE THIS
>tfw kino peaked with the Plane scene
the fire rises
PRIMVS QVI DICAT IN AEROPLANO MEO MANET
Out of my way barbarian fucking shits
tell me why does he wear the laurels?
Top lel
NORMIES GET OUT
REEEE
Was Nero a neck beard?
>TFW /his/ is leaking
+1
DARTH BANE?
Belisarios was a cuck and Theodora was sucking cock at 8.
best type of leaking after Sup Forums
DELETE THIS
/his/ Baneposting is best Baneposting
t. Ostrogoth
This nigga failed miserably at his task, it pains me.
Heraclius on the other hand did some Byzantine Golden Age shit. So did the cunts from the Macedonian Dynasty.
Also Basil II. Nigga killed so many Bulgars he became known as "Boulgaroktonos".
Byzantine history is so rich and cool, man. Why the fuck did the Kebabs have to ruin everything.