D'aww Man With Everything Want HUG!!!

>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please

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Obviously a complete virgin would think he's living the dream.

That guy was an emotionally crippled loner and its hinted he had a pretty fucked up childhood.

of all the reposts, this one at least has some heart to it

This dyke agrees with about the movie OP.

>That guy was an emotionally crippled loner and its hinted he had a pretty fucked up childhood.

>hinted he banged carey mulligan

OMG SO SAD THATS FUCKED UP BRO

This. Sex is not everything. Especially not when you're dead inside. I thought it was pretty clear that they were molested. Also, he wanted to fuck his sister.

>have no empthy
>why cant i get a gf :^((

I didn't get this film as a teenager.

But now as an adult with a crippling porn addiction and full blown mommy issues, I 100% identify with Fassbender's character. How I seem like a completely normal guy on the outside but whenever I'm at home, I'm doing mom/son sessions with camwhores. How I purge myself of all the porn in the house every once in a while, only to succumb again. How I did some gay stuff because ??? How I bang hookers and order them around. How I can't start, let alone hold a proper relationship with a woman.

The only differences:

>I don't live in the US
>I'm not that handsome
>I'm not that old
>my dick is probably 1/3 of his size

story time

What?

>can't identify with movies were the main dude has sex

>reposts

We don't want you here

reminder that mcqueen fassbender is best fassbender you pleb.

THE KING

Yet I bet you thought that terrible /r9k/ movie Her was a masterpiece you fucking loser

>I can't possibly feel any sympathy for a suffering man because he has a better social and sex life than me
>fuck this guy he gets to have sex and I cant?! WAAAAAAAAAA
I thought virgin neckbeards weren't a thing on this board anymore

He didn't want to fuck his sister. They clearly had some traumatic stuff happen to the both of them, were prolly forced to mess around at a young age and thus fucked the both of them up. He never outright seems like he wants to fuck her desu

T•R•I•G•G•E•R•E•D

what did your mom do?

I'm more or less like this, though it happens with coming of age movies. I avoid them because they make me realize I literally missed out on my adolescence due to me being an awkward boring shy beta faggot and it makes me sad.

I also never had the chance to taste PTP pussy

fucking sucks man

>I thought virgin neckbeards weren't a thing on this board anymore
This is Sup Forums, m8. Not Sup Forums, /soc/ or Sup Forums.

you wish normalfag

ptp?

prime teen pussy

How big is his benis?

isn't this the movie about incest?

Nothing really. Cold bitch with a crippling depression.

she hot?

>omg please have empathy with CHAD despite them having no one while bullying "lesser" people

The hypocrisy is astounding

>boo hoo I got touched

At least they got some. There are some people who go their whole lives without being so much as hugged by another. "Muh child sexual abushe" "victims" are crybabies. Suck it up, at least somebody wanted you.

No. And she's 60 now. Haven't talked to her since she and dad divorced 10 years ago.

Just go to Korea and become a teacher, that's what I did :)

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fuck off reddit

>this stupid bait thread AGAIN

Surely by now you've got every single possible response you've wanted?

literally when does this "Chad" bully nerds like you
get over your past and stop blaming Chad for your pathetic life

>wn fall in love with Carey Mulligan

youtube.com/watch?v=f4_gDeuuN2E

m8 wot

Fuck off Chad

This isn't about responses. This is about getting word to the director of the film, Steve McQueen (who, by the way, is a fat negroid) and getting him to denounce it. To admit that it's pure bullshit. To admit that he's a puppet of the powers-that-be manipulating him to make such puerile nonsense to further debase society and the white man.

THAT is when I will stop posting.

that's a known coping mechanism. Many rape victims rationalise their abuse as "I liked it an wanted it anyway", then they grow up to become mental messes like the faggot Milo

>shit he's right I have nothing to say
>f-fuck off Chad!

yea fucked up childhood aka preyed upon by a 30 year old hot woman

By most people's standards, I'm quite rich. Not Bill Gates rich but let's just say I inherited (among other things) some land from my grandfather that gets leased out to oil companies.

I'm an average looking guy, taller than average, but in my younger days I was more inclined to flaunt my wealth in order to impress girls. Once they caught on to how wealthy I was, their behavior would completely change. They'd literally throw themselves at me in the most piggish way. I'm ashamed to admit that I enjoyed the easy pussy despite knowing that these 8's,9's and 10's I was fucking wouldn't normally even acknowledge my existence.

Flash forward to today and I'm looking for a long term partner, ready to settle down. Unlike in my youth, I go out of my way to hide my financial position. I drive a shitty old car, work part-time at a bar, wear regular clothes and my house is a little rundown bu modest. I've had a couple of long-term gfs and inevitably at some point in each relationship, the topic of finances arose. In both cases, I was honest. And in both cases, as soon as they found out that I make more in a month than a top surgeon makes in a year, their behavior completely transformed - I mean completely. I specifically chose these girls because they seemed down to earth and non-materialistic. But despite that, they'd on one hand, start making all these extravagant plans for travel/fun. I'm a simple person and not particularly interested in those things. And on the other hand, they'd become super eager to please; talk to me nicer, start cooking more frequently, give me way more bjs than they normally would, just weird stuff. One girl told me, out of the blue, that I could fuck her best friend if I wanted to. Now this was, what I thought, a nice average girl; I was taken aback.

So don't be fooled. Wealth has its drawbacks. I don't think I'll ever find a girl that loves me for me unless I go out and find a girl that's so rich that my wealth is trivial for her.

>you should get over your own past!
>now please feel sad for this guy not being able to get over his own past!

fuck off

t. Chad

t. Faggot

>I don't think I'll ever find a girl that loves me for me
>implying a girl can love a guy for "who he is" or some other soul & romance bullshit

I'll love to give her the old new york, new york. You know what I mean ;)

>it's ok to feel sorry for him
>it's not ok to feel sorry for 30yo neet virgins
I don't get it

>not interested in fun

>women evolved to find a man with the most resources
>surprised that they act like golddiggers

Did you expect a woman to like you for your personality faggot?

yeah absolutely, you more than anyone should know how hard it can be to get over your past, and feel some empathy for the guy. If you're not autistic enough to be capable of empathy, at least.
also, there's a different between a loser who keeps whining and blaming others for how pathetic he is, not getting over the fact that he was a pussy, and a man who tries to overcome himself without blaming everyone
amazing non-reply there, you sure showed me

Is this the "smallest" movie that regularly gets shitposted?

Didnt win any awards, no one talks about it, barely made money, no effect on pop culture. Lol why do you fucks keep bringing this up?

Like cancer, it inhabits peoples' minds and spreads disease, disorder and misinformation.

Like cancer, it needs to be excised.

I want to strangle you, user.

Because of Fassbender's enormous swinging dick. No wonder he's so fond of black women - he himself is a nigger.

what movie is this, I love fassbender

Shame

>it's a WAAAAAHHH-poster makes himself look like a hysterical retard episode

Ignore all these other faggots user. I hope you find someone nice some day.

dumb frogposter

Is this pasta?

Tell me why again I should feel am ounce of sympathy for you?

why is everyone saying his cock is big? can't be more than 7 inches... That's slightly above average desu.

>omg I will never have to worry about normal stuff like being short on money, deciding to buy something or not etc and my number one complain is that I can't find a woman that likes me for my personality

oh my god, this is so sad

>that feel when you aren't playing Magneto right now

aw man

It's big, dude.

>Implying his problems were anything difficult to overcome

Fuck off. Don't generalize.

He HATES playing Magneto.

So go out and get laid, friend.

Source?

Not sure if bait... or ass...

too much work to keep a woman

Nah, I didn't say keep.

>gloomy looking filter in post production
What even is colour grading?

too much work to initiate things then

its way comfier to jerk off to porn and then using my time for something different, like getting shitfaced and playing videogames.

you seem to be very focused on the fact that he's handsome and has a big penis.
Perhaps you should reconsider your sexuality

Yeah I mostly agree with you which is why I am a kissless virgin as well.
But nevertheless I do wanna try it, if anything to be more comfortable in uncomfortable social situations, so I will try to do something about it this year.

>he wouldn't suck fasbender cock

Woow user, just wow

much more difficult than a virgin bullied pussy's problems

To be honest nobody couldn't even depict the feelings of outsideness and sense a natural failure of being adult virgin. You gotta make it funny and exaggarated comedy to actually even depict the situation, otherwise it would be too awkward and pathetic to watch

You could just kill yourself matey

im not a homosexual. That being said, i can recognise the man is handsome and his flaccid dick seemed to be above average in size. But it's not what the movie left in my mind after watching.
If anything it was carey mulligan tits

not an argument.

your reply was much less of an argument

I've seen it on /biz/

whos we faggot lmao take your stale meme reposts and reddit yourself

its actually the perfect argument. being a whiny bullied virgin is easier to overcome than psychological problems inflicted by actual traumas

Go for it user. Only good things can come of it.

Gayest and most retarded post I've seen all fucking day.

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