sukkot edition
/isr/
>sukkot
Another irrelevant j*w holiday
I like desu, it's comfy sitting in a sukka with some friends
>sukka
>friends
Truly the proof that Israelis on Sup Forums are normie as fuck
התעוררת על הצד הלא נכון היום?
סוכה זה חלק מהחג מה הבעיה בזה ואני מצטער שאין לך חברים אבל אל תוציאי את זה על אנשים שיש להם
How do you do fellow jews? How is our plan for world domination today?
פיפי וקקי
coming along nicely hue, ate some sopa de macaco today?
Shalom, Joanna :)
Nah I just need to burn some time until I FINALLY go home
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Yes, thank you.
uma delicia
Can someone with a Canadian citizenship marry me and move there pretty pls I will clean the house and massage your feet every day
I have an american citizenship
Why are u in here sir
אני באוניבריסטה פה, כנראה אמשיך לתואר שני שם
Hello, Africa
מה אתה לומד אדוני
פיזיקה
?מתי אתה בא לכאן לחופשה
Probably never
Oooh very nice, good luck lad
לא רוצה להתחתן?
.למה? כאן נחמד מאוד. אנחנו יכולים לעשות תינוקות מטרידים
.זה יותר נחמד מקנדה
יאללה למה לא
Don't get me wrong, I love Africa, but I don't see the fun in being a tourist and traveling unless it's permanent residence.
איפה אתה לומד פיזיקקה
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תל אביב
:)
tfw no gf
:(
למה לא בטכניון
כי זה מרחק הליכה מהבית
אה
מה יש לעשות עם תואר בפיזיקה חוץ ממשרות באקדמיה?
Ok...
מחקר, פרס נובל זה המטרה הסופית אני מניח
יש גם משרות בתעשיה, טילים, דלק וכו
>tfw barely passed high school with an almost average of 60
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Nah I'm not that retarded I just never could into tests or studying crap that never interested me
>tfw no jew blood
you guys are smart af, ruski jews are lucky
If I can prove Jewish maternal lineage, but the family converted, how many generations is too many for me to "revert"?
I dont want to be a gentile
just paid my $250 birthright deposit. can't wait to impregnate volk
>I-I just wasn't interested! too smart for studying!
>פרס נובל זה המטרה הסופית אני מניח
אם המטרה שלך במחקר זה לקבל פרס ולא באמת לחקור משהו שמעניין אותך יש לי משהו לא טוב לספר לך
מה יכול להיות יותר טוב מלגלות משהו חדש שאף אחד אחר לא גילה בתחום שאתה אוהב?
>friends
Is it true Israel is a normie country
Says the tripfag
אנימה
yes
yes
Shalom.
israel is a shithole
i was quite disapointed with it
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>diaspora Jews
>autistic weirdos
>Israeli Jew
>CHAIM THUNDERMENORAH
no u
Don't say that I'm going in December
שמישהו יבעט לזונת צומי הזאת בראש
we're a small country we can afford to keep the autists
girls not welcome desu
Can Israelis go to Palestine when they want
No we can't go to imaginary places
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haha good one dude *votes for Jewish home*
There is literally no country called Palestine
We can go to the West Bank if we want to see an Arab raping sheep on a hill
stop being a leftist
Reminder that Palestine will be liberated
Are you certain?
>Palestine
Literally Who
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A bunch of normies and vo*k
Truly this thread is the essence of Israeli culture
"Ooga booga" -Morgan Freeman
Racist
I'm considering applying for refugee status in /mena/
Shutup nigger lol
I'm a fucking NEET and even prefer normies to a bunch of unironically autistic Arabs larping as little anime girls
then you have no taste
You can't deny this.
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But they are free
literally kys you sniveling insect
deny THIS *smashes your teeth*
Based
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Said the Brazilian
Haha yes
not today...
gay ERPing on Sup Forums using anime reaction images is the highest form of communication, art, and spiritual enlightenment
Just a daily reminder this is what the fat roastie midget who larps as a nazi here looks like
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It's not her idiot
t. beta orbiter
LOL
Hot as fuck. What seems to be the problem here?
She looks like a light skinned Mizrahi or a central Asian """Russian"""
>Hot as fuck
>ooga booga me fucky white midget me like big tires shooga googa
She says she's half J*p and hald R*ssian
And she lives in some development town where all the Mizrahim bully her lmao
Give up Kleurlinge, also don't use g*ogle translate to write in Hebrew, doesn't come out very well