The average lifespan of an empire is 250 years. The life cycle of an empire is broken down into six ages. They are:
The Age of Pioneers
The Age of Conquest
The Age of Commerce
The Age of Affluence
The Age of Intellectualism
The Age of Decadence
As the US turns 240, now that we are now almost at the end of the Age of Decadence.
We live in interesting times.
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and we're all going to be dragged along with them
Yeah, when you pull the plug on the drain everything get sucked down.
>le average lifespan meme
>Canadian education
I sincerely hope we can genocide you soon.
>The Age of Intellectualism
Did America just skip that part altogether?
Why do americans always do that.
>Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have a broken leg, the fracture is open, look.
>American:DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU 3RD WORLD SCUM, MURIKA STRONG
>Doctor: You can't walk anymore
>American: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
>Doctor: The infection is spreading.
>American: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Britain - 250
Spain - 250
Assyria - 247
Ottoman Empire - 250
Happy 240, America! I'm sure you'll be different
Dunno m8. Did the US have its 'The Age of Intellectualism'?
And to be fair, it wasn't decadence that killed of Britain. It was the US and Germany.
They used to send people on the moon.