Open door

>open door
>see this

what do?

Ask if she's a cop

strip her and fuck her

Are you a fucking retard?

You cut holes where needed and fuck with the outfit on

CFNM is a patrician fetish

Ask her if I can bring friends.

I DON'T HAVE DRUGS

ESPECIALLY IN MY ASSHOLE

DO NOT LOOK IN THERE

*unzips katana*

Friend...

*shine's blade in small ray of sunlight*

... or foe?

Hey Pajeet, how many pennies do you poo in loos earn spamming the same garbage everyday? Enough to invest in a roll of toilet paper?

>CFNM
Always seemed gay as fuck to me. Why would you want only the dude to be naked? I understand wanting her to leave the costume/outfit on, but still

Hi FBI I'm CIA

>it aint sheathed starts playing

>Australian
>see someone wearing an "FBI" hat
>slowly pull out my phone
>record them doing so
>call the police
>tell them somebody's impersonating a police officer
>she gets arrested
>10-15 years in prison
>shit was so cash

My face when

You know how I know you're gay?

Where did the Indian thing come from? I thought the spammer was Canadian

wow I finally understand that acronym. It never clicked while watching it

eat pusy!

panic, then realize I've done nothing that would warrant a visit from the FBI, and she's probably not a real FBI anyway.

Go on

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are you autistic

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