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Starting to wonder if my qt lied about having had any education whatsoever

>you just read it on books
Don't have words for that

Where is she from?

Vietnam

What is going on in this pic?

So she's just dumb then? Reminds me of Russian ex who didn't believe the ussr had invaded Latvia and moved around the pop

Is the Dutch lad with the Canadian still around here?

>live in a college town in the middle of nowhere where all the girls are either thots or trashy rednecks
>talk with a really qt French girl in my area on Tinder and she's not trashy, also has some wholesome shit on her profile
>start texting her, ask her what's up
>"just chilling before going online for tonight's show"

Apparently she does cam "modeling" to support her family after her mom died. Still gonna for it desu. I really need someone considering how shit it is for me in uni. I'm just unsure if she's loyal. I'm kind of in a dilemma lads.

Find her user, I'm guessing chaturbate, and post it itt

This Tbh

Honestly I feel like it would be too much time spent trying to find her account, assuming it is chaturbate. I kind of want to either wait to see how she looks naked or at the very least earn my nudes if things progress far.

Not gf material, but could be good company still

How does the script work?

I already have greasemonkey but I don't know how to install it.

Not sure

Going to hang myself with phone charger.
See you on the other side

STOP

Any Romanians here? Going to Bucharest next month need a local to hook me up.

why are Iranian women so fucking hot?

Why is the West enemies with Iran again?

Catholic-Shiite alliance when?

Give link

>location is Marshall Islands
>is white
That's a fake account is what's going on.

There are 2. One is a chad

Scripting is haram

Go to /r9k/ with this rl qt shit. This thread is about catfishing autistic slavic roasties and weebos into sending you lewds using a site that makes BBS seem Sup Forums

Good evening lads))

(((

I don't think that's going to work lad.

Bost pictures of phone chargers Alberto

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What's wrong?

His qt hasn't replied yet

Still the same one? Sad.
But I told him to move on.

I must find him and take him with me so we can fuck qt Romanian chicks.

Yay I was getting lonely!

This the one you met up with?

DO I HAVE TO DO MORE SAD POSTING FOR YOU TO POST IN THIS THREAD?

>killing yourself over an interpals roastie
Common Joao

It's not a roastie. Take that back

No, that's enough. I'll post.

shhhhhh
it's ok bebĂȘ

They're all roasties

My flower delivery to a qt at work was a potential success. She called me that evening and she sounded very happy

Tbh Russians seem to be like how French used to be.
I don't see a lot of people in France buying/carrying flowers for their gfs, but when I was in Moscow I saw at least a couple of these guys minimum every single day.

...

WHAT?
No one posts anything and it gets boring.

I don't get why something that will die within a few days is so significant in Russian society, but it's an effective way to get a Russian girl's attention. Flowers, money and being courteous are probably the 3 most important things to consider when it comes to dealing with Russian girls

it reminds the girls that they're as flowers.

Only a passing beauty, so they need to settle down soon.

yeah, of course

>use script
>get messaged
>"How many times have you visited my profile without messaging me????
>but maybe you're the kind of guy that doesn't write first ?"

Wew what a catch

Me and Erlich are having a discussion on whether or not extensive exposure to interpals qts will make you a depressed mgtow sadcunt because of all the sick roasties you meet and hear about here. Whatcha think cp?

>tfw you struggle to not laugh whenever your Israeli cutie complains she doesn't have enough shekels

If we're talking now though, she's right.

Tears falling down my face
I can't avoid
My life is a disgrace
Heart is destroyed

t. Me

What do you lads think of girls that message you first?

Girls that message first are usually the better girls to talk to. It means they want to talk to you and will contribute to the conversation. The longest conversations I've had with girls are with the ones that messaged me first.

hello sexi open skype show pussi pls

>French
>loyal

They have a culture of cheating. Not even joking. Their past presidents all had mistresses.

To be fair, most politicians have or have had mistresses.

Beautiful

Will Macron?

>know a guy since middle school
>he's hideous
>he's very overweight
>he has shit facial aesthetics
>he started balding at 19, he's probably NW4 by now at 22
>he has no career prospects
>he has shit hygiene

He joined interpals and got a Thai gf on there within a week. Are Thais really THAT easy? This practically seems like a glorified mail order bride at this point.

Yeah apparently. I've heard of that too

If Macron has necrophilia attractions

I don't even think she's using him for Betabux either. His family is not well off at all, and like I said he has no career prospects. I doubt his IQ is over 100.

She acts like a 12 year old a lot of the time and he thinks that's cute. It's honestly creepy as hell.

>20 year old girl
>only accepts 12-18 users
fug, shes pretty qt too. i dont want to seem desperate and comment on a pic saying to change her fucking settings

She probably just wants a white boyfriend. I know a dude from Thailand and he told me how the class system is very real there. He was saying how the lighter a person's skin the higher class they are. So, she probably just wants to associate herself with a white guy and have babies, because they will have whiter skin

>asking for a friend

This is some next level projection

Yeah, I've seen pictures of this girl, she has pretty light skin. She looks more Chinese, Japanese, or Korean than Thai.

Her English is pretty shit and I don't see how they can have any real emotional bond. He has said he just wants an asian girlfriend, though, so I think it's a two way street.

They're already engaged, apparently, and I don't see the marriage lasting more than a year.

I'm at a healthy BMI, I'm not balding, I shower and shave everyday, and I'm working on a 4 year degree and have a high GPA.

I could understand your need to lie to get lewds from a huge titty qt, but why lie to a bunch of deadbeat autistic NEETs? Even if you work at miccy ds you are considered a big shot here

>why lie to a bunch of deadbeat autistic NEETs?

Exactly, which is why I'm not lying.

my BMI is 18.9 but I'm king of the manlets

>king of the manlets
5'10"?

I don't even know when this board came up with that as the cutoff point for manlets. 5'9" is average for males with a standard deviation of 3 inches. Based on that and just my observations, I'd say "average" for men is 5'6" to 6'.

5'6 is pretty fucking short tho

>tfw 5'10 and I feel slightly below average every day in public

5'11 but I say I'm 6 to everyone because nobody can judge unless i'm next to a huge nigga thats like 6'5 or something

I'm 5'7" and honestly don't even mind it. I'm just a bit taller than most women and just a bit shorter than most men. This is probably close to the bottom I'd be happy at, though, tbqh. My life would be fucking miserable if I were 2 inches shorter.

>honestly don't even mind it
you shouldn't because its just Sup Forums cranking things up to 11 as it always does. the only thing you should listen to Sup Forums about is getting in shape

>glorified
Many of them literally are

>the only thing you should listen to Sup Forums about is getting in shape
It's been my WIP. I started slightly overweight and I just passed into the "normal" BMI range. My end goal is 145 pounds and ~10% body fat.

I'm 5"8 and will happily admit I'm short

How do you measure against most women? At 5'7", I'm taller than like 80% of women around here, about 10% are close to my height, and the rest are noticeably taller.

I'm taller than the vast majority of women and not so insecure that it bothers me about the others

Literally a non issue tbqh. I straight away told girls taller than me that I was shorter on TINDER (a.k.a vapid central) and they kept answering and even messaged first the following days. If you kick around the bush when she asks your height you're gonna look like a goddamn fool. If you own up to it and joke about it then bang you're in.

>not so insecure that it bothers me about the others
Same, though I probably wouldn't date a girl much taller than me, or at least it wouldn't be my preference. It might feel weird.

>and joke about it
That's pretty true. I joked about it once with a girl and she told me she thought I was TALL at 5'7". Granted, she's a Catalan womanlet at 5'1'".

If you date a tall girl your kids will be taller tho

danebros pls help
how to talk to danish qts?

lost

Tbqh I always tell tall women they're fueling my giantess fetish.

It works somehow.

Girls like tall men

>that pic
It's like that Brit poster's logic that's getting plastic surgery. Does he still post here?

>Some guy messages me
>Check his profile out of curiosity
>This user only accepts messages from 14-40 year old male users
Uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

i got messaged by some 44 year old about 2 hours ago and I made the mistake of answering him kek

>Girl asks me what I like to do
>Bored, so I decide to tell her that I spend my free time outside collecting rocks and then smashing them with hammers

The guy that I checked on is an 18 year old twink.

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What was her response?

She's offline, so I'll have to wait a while for an answer.

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Can you explain this Icelandbro

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