Dodgers didn't need either Stanton or Ohtani, this is a fact. They already have the best 1-5 in the NL with Kershaw...

Dodgers didn't need either Stanton or Ohtani, this is a fact. They already have the best 1-5 in the NL with Kershaw, Hill, Wood, Maeda, and Stribling. They already have the best lineup in the game, and they are adding Verdugo in the fall who is at least a 3 WAR player right now. Fact: Dodgers are going to the WS again next fall, and both Stanton and Ohtani will be watching on tv in their sad, lonely empty clubhouses.

NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH THE DODGERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS HOW YOU COPE HAHAHAHAHA

>kershaw the choking nigger who balks twice per game
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Stanton didn't turn the Dodgers down. Dodgers didn't make an offer for him because we want to reset the luxury tax penalty.

Dodgers have the best rotation
Dodgers have the best lineup
Dodgers have the best bullpen
Nothing can stop us

Cool so the Dodgers hate winning

>lose ohtani
>get told point blank by Stanton he wants no where near San fag
>get embarrassed by this you run to Sup Forums to shitpost about the Dodgers
>then get reminded the dodgers have the best coaching staff , farm system and team in baseball
>continue to shitpost with tears flowing

Kersh and Wood are the only quality starters, everyone else is shit.

Stanton played in the worst division in baseball against the worst pitchers in baseball , on one of the worst teams in baseball

You know why people are laughing at the Yankees right now ? Because they took a insanely huge contract while giving up top prospects (who don't matter like the prospects given up for gray apparently) for possibly 2 years of a injury prone right fielder that strikes outs at a similar pace to judge

All those stats he got were career year and unless the AL east implodes will never be repeated again or close to it

>Fact: Dodgers are going to the WS again next fall, and both Stanton and Ohtani will be watching on tv in their sad, lonely empty clubhouses.

Stanton will probably be playing against the Dodgers, also Ohtani flat-out turned you down. Same goes for every team in the league not named the Angels.

So this is the power of DG Damage Control

delusional doyer fans
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He has a point about Verdugo. If Verdugo is the player people think he will be, the upgrade you're paying for from Stanton is whatever WAR you'd be getting on top of Verdugo's baseline. At that point, the $295M starts looking less appealing when you're already way over the tax, Miami won't take back your bad contracts, and you've still got McCarthy/Ryu filling out your rotation.

It's not happening, m8.

That choking gook is what literally cost us the Worlds Eries

Said the increasingly nervous man for the 487th time.

No, that was your retard manager.

Him too, but how the fuck do you go 2 2/3 innings in two starts? That's hard to do.

This happened too lmao.

doyers will lose to the mets in the DS this year then collapse and sell

I could understand why Ohtani did too. Doesn't want to be the center of attention, but doesn't want to go to a small market, and the OC has a huge Asian population.

>Stanton will probably be playing against the Dodgers
Houston is still heads and shoulders better than the Yanks.

The ALCS went 7 games without Stanton.

Sabathia meme magic. Highly unlikely to happen again.

>Stanton will probably be playing against the Dodgers
Yaggots actually believe this ? Astros are the team to beat in the AL and we only got better you seriously think you'll get past your weak ass division that we murdered last year ?

>then get reminded the dodgers have the best coaching staff , farm system and team in baseball
Umm, sweetie? Houston won the World Series

Due to literal refball though

Fuck off nigger.

rude

>*chokes*

>refball
>>>/nfl/

>best rotation and bullpen
completely fucked by altered balls
>best lineup
completely fucked by umps diving in front of their basehits. Also gets dominated by a homerun hitting team taking advantage of the previously mentioned altered balls

The Yankees are the second-best team in the American League. They took the current AL champions, Houston, to 7 games. Now the Yankees just added the NL MVP to their already excellent roster, a guy who hit 59 homers last season. I'm not sure if you guys are just shitposting or what, but surely it's not crazy to think the Yankees are the current favorites to win the AL?

I'm not sure if you are just shitposting, but it's pretty crazy to think Sabathia will pitch out of his mind for a whole season at age 50 and 500 lbs. of fat.

Haha this absolute delusion

Please don't fall for this obvious troll. No real Dodger fan would ever put Stripling as the #5 starting pitcher.

even the lifelongs last year weren’t half as insufferable in winning as dodgers fans are every losing year.

>implying they won't promise CC all the beer he can drink if he memes the Yanks to Eries

>Fact: Dodgers are going to the WS again next fall, and both Stanton and Ohtani will be watching on tv in their sad, lonely empty clubhouses.
Stanton and Ohtani will be laughing when the Dodgers choke again.