Ayo pham, massah told me to bring you pizza, dawg

Ayo pham, massah told me to bring you pizza, dawg

das gon' be 20.99 plus tip and your bike

tip big for a nig ya dig

here's 20 bucks i already called the cops

I'm out of cash, do you accept television sets?

Yeah no problem man, let me just grab some more cash

Remember I paid with a 50 dollar bill and this ugly nigger complained I should've told them over the phone that I had larger than a 20.

I didn't leave him a tip.

Drop dead, negro.

I remember*

This one time i was giving out candy for halloween and this nigger clan showed up and instead of waiting for me to give them candy they all shoved their hands into the bowl and took what they could.

some of them were easily 18yrs old at least

>when you order pizza and it's not little kids
So this is DRUMPF's America huh

I don[t remember that, I think youre making it up

Did you order it with special cheese for an hour?

shit nigga you trippin

>tip big for a nig ya dig

ah shit just anchovies and pineapple

I usually order olives onions and peppers

good shit

Hey user, I was wondering if you want to join us in the study hall, we're working on a black history assignment.

Maybe you can learn something.

But user already said he was gonna tutor me. I guess you can leave if you want...

i wanna lick those feet

Fuck I can't find most of my stock photos

Shiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stay in school. There's your tip. Now place the Pizza on the floor, and step away slowly.