/brit/

jewish gf edition

cara

Always got the six year olds folder m8

what happened to Cara lad

What happened to Cara lad?

one MAJOR obstacle with mine and the oneitis's future life together lads

she LOVES dogs, but I don't, will cause quite the bit of friction I imagine

took one too many train rides

so i killed him

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rasheed

like dogs, just don't want my house smelling of dog(your house DOES smell of dog if you have one)

anime

well you get used to it don't you

*hands you a P45*

Whats there to do in Leatherhead?

da ting goes BRAAAAAAAP

*has a coughing fit*

>your house DOES smell of dog if you have one

Not since we broke up.

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>yanks actually voted in support of homosexuality being punishable by death penalty

cannot imagine how embarrassing it must be to be a yank where you have the same mindset as some of the most backwards countries in the world

>(your house DOES smell of dog if you have one)
no one but a giga-autist will care
dogs are cute, people understand

positively grim

gimp mask museum

I like the smell of my dog
yall trippin

but guests will hate it

people do care, they're just polite enough not to mention, will go to the kennel and walk abandoned doggos, but not having one as a pet

I feel that's a fair compromise the oneitis will accept

Any good website that compares local petrol prices?
petrolprices.com want £2 per month for membership which defeats the purpose

box hill and epsom downs races are nearby. other than that there's absolutely nothing

what's the point of this resolution

rather not say

guests can go fuck themselves if they cant handle it, which nearly everyone could

get leathered in the pub

some girls are bigger than others
some girl's mothers are bigger than other girl's mothers

Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go all out... Just this once

youd think someone would have made an app, if not why not

keep yer lovin brother happy

>duhh everyone should change to suit me

sounds positively stupid
you do know you can train your dog to keep to its bed right

We must bring an end to White-ness.

time for the cute /brit/ with the cute posts and the cute rorkes

in your own house, kind of yes. most people aren't as autistic as you

its about time

What the FUCK? Theresa May coughed? She should resign

*slathers all over your furniture*
*sheds on your carpet*
*farts everywhere*

yeah bro dogs don't stink at all

feel sorry for anyone who has to go in your house tbqh, that rank dog smell, might aswell just have a tramp living with you

that just wasn't funny at all. lefties will love it tho

brain is overheating reading this image

Hello everyone. This is Running On Empty, thread review. Well ladies and gentlemen, another thread review. So today I'll be reviewing 's /brit/ thread.

I know thread quality tends to go down at this time of day, especially with people posting early threads and so on, and this is no exception. This thread was posted at around 290 posts, that's at least 20 posts early. So that's a shame. Hopefully OP will stop doing that before the next one.

Okay, so let's take a look at the OP. It has /brit/ in the subjet field, that's fine. The edition is "jewish gf" edition, I think I've seen this one before. The image is definitely familiar. I don't know if this is meant to be some kind of forced meme, but I don't like it. Also, OP has included the four leaf clover icon that indicates they're a pass user, this one says "since 2016." I don't know why that's relevant. I think that could've been left out.

On to the thread itself. This is poor start. Too much meme trash. A good joke by the German poster, but then it's back to memes (or "gimmicks" as this general calls them). There's an anime poster, that doesn't bode well. A couple of interesting posts but all in all, the first 20 or so posts in this thread are really indicative of how the posting quality of this community falls as we get towards the evening. why that is, I don't know. If you know why this is, you can leave your comments below.

All in all, this is looking like another bad thread, with a really just awful OP. I have to give it out of 10 I give it 4.2 out of 10. I don't think I'll even finish this. What a waste of time and internet. Let's hope /brit/ goes in a different direction later on. Terrible. -sigh- Well, thanks for reading ladies and gentlemen, take care. Until next time.

#Triggered

>Blackman ordered Marine B and C to stop administering first aid to the insurgent and eventually shot the man in the chest with a 9 mm pistol, saying: "Shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt. It's nothing you wouldn't do to us."
why are british soldiers such edgelords

you sounds like a total mong please don't reply to me in the future thanks x

GOT IN A LITTLE HOMETOWN JAM
SO THEY PUT A RIFLE IN MY HANDS
SENT ME OFF TO A FOREIGN LAND
TO GO AND KILL THE YELLOW MAN

bruce is great desu

Neeeed an english lass tae straddle ma willy and rattle ma baw bag

The so called "GF" as it were and may be, perhaps.

yes but what that man did was just inappropriate and immature. very childish behaviour and extremely rude to do to such an important person. im not triggered but i will say that i was shaking tremendously when it happened out of disgust.

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why do i get anxiety and paranoia from smoking British weed, but can smoke joint after joint of Dutch weed and feel fine?

do you lads use the dark theme on youtube?

enjoy your stinky house sweetums xxx

stopped watching them after like like 5 matches this PL, just can't deal with it brings me no joy watching us play

thinking about life and society through a purely economic lens is the sign of the socialist left's robotic autism

the liberal left and the far right both correctly assess that identity (wahh muh identity politics shut up) actually matters, groups exist and individuals like to belong to groups and feel a sense of solidarity amongst themselves. often these identities are more solid and genuine than a class identity which is ultimately hollow and prone to change based on economic circumstance

Mate's an Everton fan, might send him this.

yea

>youtube
please fuck off back to r*ddit

I'm sent there for a bit... would I be better off taking the overground to Waterloo station and just fucking around London during my downtime?

What's a p45

because you touch yourself at night

>British dream
FOY

playstation in 100 years

ummmmmm theres nothing wrong with using reddit...

try again sweetie :) xx

everton are doing a lot worse at the minute

Pleasant gimmick

Use an extension with that

*tries again*

im sooooooo gay

>dark theme
is that when you add "gaming." to the url?
i do that just to get the better video size
like how it takes up the whole page without going completely fullscreen
its how the normal "theatre mode" should be 2bh

i was PROMISED that leftypol wasn't total cancer...seems like i've been bamboozled

>us
>that fairweather attitude
fuck off yank tier glory hunting twat cunt
probably some posh nonce who doesn't understand football

what are they trying to say? that far-right fascism is the best? because thats what im getting from that image.

it is what it is

UK weed is all cheese, amnesia etc, basically the stuff ultra high in THC and not a lot else. The dutch weed isn't grown to get you as high as humanely possible but instead to give the best buzz with a nice taste.

I think it's why the majority of stoners are utter mongs or reprobates with mental health issues while every other countries stoners seem to be fine.

Why does this make the right look the best though?

they're trying to say "see! we're not LAME like those cringey SJWs, we're cool radical revolutionaries that care about THE WORKING CLASS, and we're much smarter than those dumb evil nazis"

it's just propaganda and not even good propaganda

>utter mongs or reprobates with mental health issues
all me
rolling a spliff now btw

Yeah, or the train to Guildford or Kingston.

Kingston's basically central London but smaller and way more clean.

fuck off you piece of shit not my fault you started following football in 2014 and know nothing about the club

you get it before a UB40

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did the man kick the ball again?

a cute

nonce

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i support my local team and have done since my dad inducted me from birth
bet you're not even from liverpool you braindead yank tier sadcase
probably been to more games at anfield than you aswell (once as an away fan)

Watching porn

perfecto

have you heard of the high elves?

good post
bad post

a shit

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Ah yes, the 'ol depression is back as we enter Autumn. Now I have noticed myself succumbing to long 12 hour sleeps and skipping class, even in the afternoon. I should have no reason to be depressed but it seems no matter what I do I can't help myself. I think I might be a bit mentally ill lads

vile repulsive slug gremlin

What the FUCK? Trump is visiting the victims of the shooting? Enough is enough. Impeachment now.