What's his endgame?
What's his endgame?
Jayden Ortiz
Samuel Howard
Being yet another face of a thousand failed forced meme attempts?
Nathan Miller
Saving the DC Cinematic Universe... with no Marvel survivors!
William Jackson
ZOD'S
Oliver Harris
To collect all of your sheckels and spend it on stupid weeb shit.
Camden Gomez
SNAPPED
Daniel Flores
>Stuckman endgame?
Break into the big business through a shitload brown-nosing. His whole "reviewing" style is based around that idea.
To which I say: kek, good luck to you bro.
Jeremiah Gutierrez
NECK
Jayden Johnson
Are there any details on RLM hating this guy, or is it just based on them thinking he seems lame?
I know Rich joked that he's a jerk once and his fans were mad about it.
Jonathan Hernandez
WHAT did he mean by this?
Lincoln Thomas
see
Ryan Thompson
So butthurt, holy shit
Mike and Jay talk about a bunch of guys, and this autist goes into suicide watch
Christopher Harris
Here's a video that has the RLM segment
Connor Cox
They implied he was a prick along with Jeremy Jahns and some other reviewer.
Chris commented on a lot of their videos prior without ever getting a reply so to him it was like being trashed by your childhood heroes.
He unsubbed from their channel and PM'd Jay to confirm it was just a joke, to which Jay had to actually give said confirmation, after which Chris resubbed to their channel.
Then he told his personal army what happened so they could reassure him he wasn't being overly sensitive and that, yes, Mike and Jay did go too far.
Evan Jenkins
Aw. That actually makes me feel kind of sorry for him.
Lincoln Mitchell
I for one would be honored if RLM would call me a prick.
Colton Price
What's bizarre is he's 6'4" and grooms like a Chad with a hot wife and obviously has money with loads of connections.
He basically won the life lottery but somehow still acts like a thin-skinned autistic weeb with bouts of insecurity and depression that put Spoony to shame. It's obvious he sees people around him as stepping stones like a sociopath but for some reason can't stop caring what other people think of him.
Cameron Nelson
Right?
Jahns is below shit tier.
Zachary Jones
Joshua Smith
...
Juan Allen
Do you think they are secretly butt buddies?
Luis Moore
Jesus.
Christ.
Liam Nguyen
SNAP
Liam Bennett
MY
Tyler Gutierrez
NECK
Mason Cruz
The complete and utter destruction of RedLetterMedia.
Adrian Hill
UP
Jaxon Campbell
>failed
user...
Ryder Price
To start his own plantation.
Ryder Lopez
Advertising is a bannable offense
Isaac Bailey
YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THE FUCKING HOME RUNS, STUCKMANN!
Colton Cooper
Chris has, as he would say, 'Stuckmannized' me twice in the past. I used to be a really big fan and got to talking to him on Twitter. He even invited me over to his a couple of times XD!! On the first occasion, his wife was away at the Toronto film festival and he invited me over to watch the entire Nolan stretch of Batman films. Well, in Batman Begins, at the point where the Joffrey kid turns to Batman and tells him, "the other kids won't believe me", Chris paused the bluray and told me that the other kids wouldn't believe me either. He left the room, and when he returned he was wearing a poor imitation of Ryan Goslings outfit in Drive and he proceeded to rape me for five minutes. He was constantly chattering about how it would only be 5 minutes and that there was no way it could go in or outside of that time. After the 5 minutes were up, I wiggled out from underneath him and ran crying from his house. He screamed after me that he, "didn't have wheels on his dick", whatever that meant. The second time happened a couple of weeks later, he invited me over to finish watching the movies. At the point in the aeroplane in TDKR, he again paused the film and left the room. When he returned, he was dressed as Bane, complete with fake muscles. He stood over me and asked me if he was a, "Big Guy". I realised i was dealing with a psychopath at this point so I told him I thought he was a big guy. He hit me across the face and asked, "But am i a Big Guy for you?”. He motioned towards his dick, which he constantly referred to as “Zod’s snapped neck”, and told me to tell it to Zod’s snapped neck. I told his penis that he was a big guy for me, and he flipped me over and started talking me from behind, constantly moaning in a crude imitation of Hardy's Bane. And he was a good friend.
Jaxon Perez
CAN YOU LAST THE 3.5 MINUTES?
Landon Baker
origami
I wonder which one is the bull?
Anthony Johnson
>They implied he was a prick along with Jeremy Jahns and some other reviewer.
They didn't imply he was a prick at all. The joke wasn't even about him specifically.
>Chris commented on a lot of their videos prior without ever getting a reply so to him it was like being trashed by your childhood heroes.
This is pure fanfic and projection. You're pumping up a nothing incident to give it the illusion of having juicier drama.
>He unsubbed from their channel and PM'd Jay to confirm it was just a joke
How do you know he talked to Jay? All he said was that he messaged RLM.
Isaac Harris
quick edit
Owen Fisher
Hi, Chris.
Cooper Foster
hey Chris
this gif is for you!