/bundes/

[Cameron Lee]

quocktastisch Sunday (CET)

12:00: BVB press conference (Bosz' sacking?)
13:30: 1. FC Köln - SC Freiburg
15:30: Hannover 96 - TSG Hoffenheim
18:00: FC Augsburg - Hertha BSC

[Leo Mitchell]

>Stöger

[Grayson Wilson]

>wir sind ein Start-Up Club
>wir werden keine Zahlen veröffentlichen, das wäre unseriös
>wir sind ein sehr transparenter Verein
Red-Bullshit Bingo on Wontorra

[Easton Sanders]

Thomas Tuchel is available

[David King]

>12:00: BVB press conference

Ananastisch!

[Adrian Flores]

kek

this

[Matthew Rivera]

Live-Stream
youtube.com/watch?v=eBJt-oTomGg

Press conference starting in 22 minutes

[Blake Perez]

here's a summary
youtube.com/watch?v=i2uu6NF2inY

[Zachary James]

Bild meldet: Peter Stöger übernimmt Dortmund!

*sigh*

[Tyler Cox]

I laugh my ass off when tom cuckel goes to Buyern and the shills will finally shut up.

[Jaxson Hill]

>Stöger übernimmt zunächst bis kommenden Sommer übernehmen, dann soll Hoffenheims Julian Nagelsmann (30) kommen!

Journalism @ BILD

[Daniel Ward]

>Stöger
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY
KILL ME

[Cooper Russell]

What did you cuckbois expect? That Dortmund can get Nagelsmann midseason?

Lol every stupid cunt demanding Bosz to give the boot is now surprised that people like Stöger are currently the best available options right now.

[Joshua Gray]

>sacked in the morning

[John Fisher]

if Nagelsmann doesn't go to buyern then buyern already have Tuchel in the bag

[Matthew Richardson]

>Watzke: Mit Stöger gehen wir in die 2.Liga und damit basta!

[Alexander Bailey]

Watzke: "Stöger hat bewiesen, dass er Böcke umstoßen kann"

[Brayden Anderson]

>4 minutes till official konferenz
>every news outlet jumps on the speculation train based on BILD

lmao the state of """journalism"""

[Kevin Hughes]

>Stöger
Dortmund removed the cancer just to get aids.

[Hudson Powell]

>Warteschleife Musik im LiveStream

[Carson Harris]

Best timeline tabbihannes.

[Anthony Gutierrez]

HABBENING

[Jackson Cooper]

STÖGERED

[Anthony Perez]

IT'S ACTUALLY STÖGER
HOLY SASDAKLSDMPASD

[Luis Ross]

>another Austrian shareholder
ugh

[Zachary James]

>ughposter has entered the thread

UGH

although this was actually pretty funny

[Colton Ross]

STÖGER

>STÖGER

STÖGER

>STÖGER

STÖGER

>STÖGER

STÖGER

>STÖGER

STÖGER

>STÖGER

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Juan Gonzalez]

I guess a 3 points in 14 games trainer is good enough for Dortmund

[Chase Gomez]

well at least Stöger knows how to collect three points

[Andrew Cook]

lel

[Julian Taylor]

Where did it all go so wrong?

[Eli Russell]

"Ich hab ihm gesagt, dass ich der Trainer bin, der in dieser Saison 3 Punkte geholt hat"

Kek.. at least he has >our sense of humor

[Noah Nguyen]

S T Ö G I

[Grayson Jackson]

>lead your team to their worst start ever
>get a promotion
how did he do it

[Dylan Roberts]

eternal Austrian

[Cooper Hall]

he's likeable desu

[Nathan Rodriguez]

wait people

WAIT

I JUST GOT UP

ARE YOU ACTUALLY TELLING ME THAT DORTMUND SIGNED STÖGER

[Easton Richardson]

Why the fuck did Dortmund even get rid of Tuchel? And why end up with Bosz? Because of a lucky defender goal against >Schalke?

[Dylan Myers]

yeah

[Matthew Garcia]

Terrorism

[Julian Butler]

Until summer, then comes the NAILMAN

[Asher Torres]

is Uli getting cucked? no way

[Charles Richardson]

I'm not sure if Nailman wants to coach in the 2nd bundes.
Okay obvious memes aside I think Stöger is actually their best option right now out of all available managers.

[Nolan Peterson]

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[Kayden Sanders]

The meme coaches ask for 3 year contracts. He stays 2 years at Dortmund and then goes to Bayern.

[Sebastian Price]

>before PK: very alive thread
>after PK: ded

[Christian Martinez]

we are waiting for the Abstiegskracher

[Hunter Thompson]

>we

[Nicholas Gray]

>name a better free coach than Stöger right now
>hard mode: Numbers is not allowed to say Magath

[Joseph Baker]

Well, now he has a striker and people that know where the goal is

[Josiah Perez]

duh? Tuchel

[Aaron Watson]

Ancelotti

[Tyler Long]

...

[Eli King]

Blanc

[Camden Jones]

Dortmund would never sign a coach who doesn't speak german. Even Gaydiola tier german could be considered to low tier.

[Ryder Miller]

Veh or Keller

[Luke Morales]

...

[Cooper Taylor]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bayern_Munich_v_Norwich_City

wot

[Charles Parker]

>the only other language is vietnamese

torö?

[Luke Allen]

youtube.com/watch?v=EU6L8nT_Pw4

[Matthew Price]

Veh is actually worse and it could be possible that Keller is based enough to not got to Dortmund because of his schalke past. The schalke tears would have been glorious though.

That said, Stöger might actually be a good short term fit for Dortmund because their offence can do shit on their own and he can build a stable defence, even with shitters.

[Christopher Nguyen]

Is this /cric/?

[Juan King]

it's /dumbers' weihnachtsbäckerei/

youtube.com/watch?v=IFZqDcFU4Ow

[Christian Stewart]

I just woke up and heard Stöger
damn I love akis gambles

[Luke Rivera]

;_; just right where it hurts

[Ian James]

>promoting yourself this shamelessly

[Joshua Foster]

God, can’t believe I was out of reach of /bundes/ on this of all days.

[Hudson Parker]

you also missed two Danish goals

[Michael Carter]

the admiration for the taktikfuchs transcends things like football rivavlries desu.

[Easton Young]

Berggreen could end up “scoring” a World Cup ticket.
I don’t remember if he is related to Klaus Berggreen who was part of the ‘80s team.

[Austin Sanders]

Busene

[Wyatt Stewart]

how to have proper VAR 101:

1. Every coach gets 2 calls per game. This call can be used for penulties, goals, red cards. He can tell the 4th assistent if he wishes to use the assist. if one of those calls is correct, he gets one back.

2. only if the decision was VERY wrong, it will be corrected. otherwise ruling on the field stands. the referee will communicate this to the stadium via microphone.

3. unsportsmanlike behaviour that wasnt noticed, like blatant diving or acting, will be penalized after reviewing the particular scene at the end of the matchday

[Ethan Lewis]

>Alki Watzke strikes again
Hopefully Stöger is a good card player

[Lucas Price]

Carina > Jenny

There! I said it.

[Matthew Lee]

huh?

[Anthony Robinson]

Jana > every other bitch in German tv

[Jaxson Price]

i disagree with point number 3. it should be punished immediately. if someone was diving, acting or behaved unsportsmanlike it could change the outcome of a game.

[Isaac Roberts]

but we all know this

[Oliver Bennett]

yeah, for once i agree with you. guess that sounds reasonable.

but you would need Köln calling in for that then

[Logan Price]

Jana? Isn't this the DSF tranny? Okay then, Sören.

[Carter Clark]

hojberg is playing decently.

[Nathan Reed]

Wrong thread. Sorry.

[Eli Thomas]

It should be exclusively point number 3. penulties should be so draconic that only the most hard-boiled Effes try to challenge the VAR's wrath.

Something like 10 matches ban for a dive that led to a penalty if first offence.

[Kayden Nguyen]

more like emily's weihnachtsbäckerei cause emily is a fat pig.

[Sebastian Allen]

DSF?

[Ryan Watson]

Thank you

[Bentley Hughes]

is she the one with the pineapple shirt and decent tiddies?

[Brody King]

literally götze in a wig

[Juan Flores]

>tfw not born as a women
>tfw can't live life on ez mode without any knowledge whatsoever

[Caleb Carter]

being an ugly women is life in hardcore mode though

[Thomas Sullivan]

not rly

there is always some dork who would provide for you

[Tyler Garcia]

being an ugly woman is literally man life unless you live in a caveman society where strength still matters.

[Christopher Sanders]

>with the pineapple shirt
That's probably carina.

[Parker Fisher]

carina is my waifu back the fuck off reeeeeee

[Nathan Allen]

>playing with a white ball
lmao

[Christopher Bennett]

Being an ugly woman you jist have to study some shit like IT or electrical engineering.
Even the ugliest femlae specimen are betaorbited by at least three neckbeards.

Unless you are ugly AND have high standards of course. But then again your high standards are your problem, not your ugliness.

[Camden Wilson]

>BvB are so desperate that they made a random Austrian merchandise enthusiast who happened to be at the press conference their new head coach

But seriously, Stöger needs to stabilise the ship, tell shitters like Sahin or Schmelzer to fuck off, get a few wins and rebuild the player's confidence. Despite their shitty run of form, Dortmund can still get into a CL or at the very least an EL spot. It worked for Chelsea with Guus Hiddink in 2015/16, and they became champions the next season.

[Liam Perry]

they've changed the ball now

[Benjamin Hernandez]

Reminder that Turbine Potsdam plays right now.

[Noah Russell]

yes, very racist.