I thought your proposal was fantastic...

>I thought your proposal was fantastic, the numbers look great and I think my business acumen could help your business thrive, and for that reason I'm out

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>I'm in
>and for that reason I'm out

>I'm fucking Lori from behind so for the reason, I'm not pulling out.

>Sharkposting will never come back

That guy is running for prime minister in Canada we truly live in wonderful times

>You're a nigger
>For that reason I'm out

How did Kevin get away with this?

>This is shark tank
>Not gas tank
Wow not subtle at all with the anti semitism

>Lets talk royalty

>Let me tell you something, i am a member of a secret wine drinking society and we meet annualy to partake in some finest tasting of wines and other magnificent things. Let me tell you something about the society and what we do. Do you remember Policy Academy? It was a funny movie wasn't it? Yeah and do you remember the star of the movies Steve Gutenberg? Well we made him a star and we kept doing so as a joke it was very funny. Have you ever heard of the metric system? You know why no one uses it in america? That's right because of us. Every time our society meets up we have an orgy in some eastern european village where we ravish the virgins and also sacrifice one of them. The reason why i'm telling you this is you remind me of the father of one of the daughters, and for that reason im willing to offer you a deal. Now look i don't want any equity in this business i want royalty i get 2 dollars from every sale until i make back my investment and after that i get 50 cent of every sale and you have to accompany me on my society meet ups and carry my wine tasting goblet, don't forget to polish it with the tears of the virgins!

>Terrible deal. Just terrible. Now beg me to make you a better offer.

>Its a "Mark Cuban is way richer than everyone else" episode.

> Your original offer is 20% for $100,000. I'm not going to counter that because I like you and the fact that I'm lonely. I accept your offer on the condition that we get to be buddies and go kite surfing on weekends.

Are Lori's legs kino?

>Marc don't get it the wrong way but you don't know anything about business i have experience. Tell me this Marc have you ever hunted the most dangerous prey of all? It was back in the congo in 1985 we hunted the remaining members of the Zulu tribe, yes that's right Marc we hunted man. Hunting man is like business you need to be able to pull the trigger, Marc this is not some merchandise deal for you football team!

Her horseface is.

Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you I do not see someone capable of making these kinds of tough business decisions.
And for that reason, I'm out.

>Listen, I like your product. My oldest daughter who walked in on me masturbating last night would LOVE this but I need to be passionate about what I invest in and this isnt it. I'll be a customer but not an investor. For that reason and not because I'll be bullied by Kevin for making an offer, I'm out.

you can practically taste his tears whenever he makes a good offer and the money seekers go with some other shark who made a horrible offer, why do they pass him over so much?

>Hey, I also exist and I'm a woman. I think your product would be amazing on QVC so I'm going to make you an offer and Mark you can come in on it too if you want fuck Kevin over.

>"Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make the right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters."

I think its because he's almost always the 3rd choice for pitchers after after Mark and Lori and his background isnt really helpful

>I'll make you an offer but I want an answer right now
>"I-I'd like to hear from the other sharks if that's alright"

Every time,

Then there's fucking Mark and his shot clock.

he gets cuck'd left and right, poor Robert, but yeah, he got lucky on some computer security bs, i bet he cant even code a hello world.

>MUH DAD

He knows next to nothing. He just knows how the business works.

Honestly , i never seen this show before , and this meme introduced me into it, after watching it on some online streaming , it became the funniest meme on this board.

So for that reason i'm in.

I feel like billionaires really do speak like this.

>some guy "invents" a modern rubber band on your arm to stop you from bad habits
>turns up power so sharks feel the pain
>everyone asks to drop the power
>lori says she can't feel anything while the other sharks are jumping up

Is lori into kink?

POST
THE
KEK
ONE

It is the only one missing from my collection

> It's another "Barbara decides to skip this deal" episode

Does she ever go in on a deal?

youtube.com/watch?v=LkeL3Rsx7Qs
youtube.com/watch?v=XyeXi0mS7Q0

that's the nigger one because he's poor compared to the others. Mark is the only one who can afford to bet on retarded moonshots.

Will always be the best.

>Ok look dog you feelin me? I don't see how i can combine FUBU, you know my clothing brand FUBU? Yeah like i was saying i cant put FUBU on your product, and you are not a black guy so im out!

>checks digits
>only dubs

you do not deserve it. not yet.

>If you screw this up for me I'm going to spank you like a baby seal

So Kevin and Barbara are fucking right?

Ya but he isn't half the man Trump is. If you look into his policies he's practically Clinton tier, but I guess by Canadian standards that would make him a radical right wing extremist

whats the one /our guy/ was on?

Some sort of texas only show with rednecks and cowboys

Trudeau was called a white supremacist terrorist.

I don't even know what that makes O'Leary.

>Uncle Kevin will never tell you a story

>you're not a phoenician
nice

more like Robert & Lori

>I'm really on the fence about this, I just don't see this as something that will catch on. How much has your yearly revenue grown?

>[nods] Really, that much? I gotta tell you, I'm impressed!

>I'm out

if you got a chance to fuck lori but the only condition was that you let barbara give you a sloppy bj first, what would you do?

>get to fuck barbara and lori at the same day

That's a no brainer user i would have agreed even if mr wonderful and his secret wince society would watch us do it

Let Lori give me a sloopy blowjob

>Ya but he isn't half the man Trump is.
Trump is a loud-mouthed, dumb retard. Let me guess, you suck his dick?
>If you look into his policies he's practically Clinton tier
Which is...bad? I'm sorry you don't like economic growth or policies that fucking work in wherever shithole you are from.

oh christ lmao

>it's another mark declares something a scam/ponzi scheme and declares out and still chimes in on every shark

>oingo boingo
Every god damned time

shillary please go

>its a "Damon randomly mentions that he's dyslexic" episode

>Is Lori into kink?
Technically speaking, I suppose skull fucking the elderly out of their lifetime earnings on QVC counts. But in reality women just have a much higher pain threshold than men do.

>Secret society of bourbon drinkers.
God damn Kevin. He really embraced this shit.

Not even a Hillary fan, kiddo. I just acknowledge that out of a binary two choices presented to me, she would be the objectively better President than whatever shitshow circus we have now.
>inb4 I get yelled at for being a shill hur dur

>thinks he can be PM with that big jew nose

kek

the only issue with this is that there still are Zulu.

>Which is...bad?

yes it is

>I'm sorry you don't like economic growth

oh so you're a retard, got it

Looks like Kevin is gonna go on the hunt again

>kiddo
Try harder shill.

>not even a Hillary fan
>yet I somehow believe there exists a dimension of time and space in which Hillary would have been the superior choice for world leader
You have to go back.

Your precious drumpf is literally driving our economy into the ground you moron. We need immigrants to bolster manual labor.

>I dont have any idea what you're pitching or what the fuck any of these guys are talking about. Ill give you $100,000 for 20% and I slap a FUBU logo on each product

Is it just me or is marc literally the autistic schreeching guy of the show?

He gets mad when he is not chosen for a deal
He gets mad when someone doesnt do a sports deal with him because MAVERICKS
He gets mad when someone makes a deal with something he thinks is a scam/bad

What is his problem?

>In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful.
It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. *THHHHUPUPUP* Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years.

...

I take it you just don't know too much about economics then? Or the lack of knowledge this current administration has of economics? Right, I figured.

>Let me re-explain my position in a way in which you'll understand. I have a Honduran housekeeper named Rosa, barely speaks a lick of English. One morning during breakfast Rosa walks into the dining room and hands me a handwritten note in broken English, a note which must have taken her over a hour to piece together. Rosa's only daughter just got engaged and she wanted to know what kind of wine to serve when she and her husband hosted the two families for an engagement party this weekend, within their price range of course. I signal to Rosa to stay here and that I'll be right back. A few minutes later I walk back into the dining room and hand Rosa a bottle of wine. She immediately begins to cry. Why you ask? Often Rosa works in the kitchen and she sees my chef's receipts. I have a bottle of wine with each dinner and Rosa knows that she never brings a bottle to my table that costs less than $10,000. Now Rosa is a proud woman. At first she refused my gift. I communicated to her that I wouldn't accept no for an answer and she finally agreed to accept my gift while at the same time informing me that she will not be accepting a Christmas bonus from me this year. See, Rosa comes from nothing. She and her husband Ernesto raised their four sons and one daughter on the incomes of a housekeeper and day laborer. They refused to take any form of government assistance because they believe that they owe America, not that America owes them. The day after the party, Rosa's daughter came by my home to personally thank me for the bottle of wine. She told me that the bottle was split amongst all of the guests at the party, just enough wine in each glass that each person was able to have a taste following a toast that her father gave in my honor.

Kevin is more like this

>I thought your proposal was fantastic, the numbers look great and I think my business acumen could help your business thrive, so I'm going to give you the 100,000 you need but I demand your first born child and 1$ for every 2$ product you sell for the rest of your life.

Well yes, she would be. That isn't even a question. Name one American President retarded enough to get in a screaming match over the phone with a Prime Minister at 3am?

That's just one example cupcake.

>SHILLSHILLSHILL

>which is bad
Righto. Sure.

From what I understand a lot of his deals don't go through after airing

The economy is worthless when its prosperity comes at the expense of its people.

You can say that about every shark desu

>say something vague enough to avoid a technical discussion on the economy so I can skirt by
Listen fuckface, you want to talk about GDP growth in relationship to market values, inflation rates over time and overall economic trends? No? Right...because you probably don't have a real opinion on how any of that works, otherwise you would understand why Trump's 54 gorillion extra pepebucks going to military "spending" is infuriating by itself.

Get out of here.

Trump can spend all the money he wants as long as it builds a strong cultured society, even if it means a less affluent society, which he is. People like you are the ones responsible for the overall degeneration of our culture. You use the most efficient methods to get more money but while doing so you bring in criminals and lowlives into our land and corrupt our society with consumerist materialistic filth. On the Day of The Rope your kind will hang.

Ah, so you are just throwing weak-tier bait out there huh? How new are you? This doesn't even remotely smell like you put real thought into it.

Bait has to actually be mildly coherent, bud.

Not an argument.

>Trump can spend all the money he wants
>I know economics
Holy shit.

Not an argument.

Neither were your autistic ramblings about muh degeneracy or whatever the fuck you are on about.

You could just stop talking if you are out of your depth.

Still not an argument. Mine was, which you are still unable to refute.

Dude youre stupid, when i defend my support of trump i instantly go to economics and youre actually losing this argument.
Take econ101 macro and micro with calc so u dont spew random words and instead actually make a case for trump

>source:my ass
>doesn't even indicate what the numbers are - percentage? millions of dollars? who knows
fuck off with that weak bait

You can't make a case for Trump if you have even a juvenile understanding of how our economy works and what benefits it. Sorry, you just don't.

>Take econ101
No thanks, I'm not a kike so I don't waste taxpayer's money to learn how to leech on them even more. I've learned Engineering and served in the army so that I could actually create and help society move forward despite your filthy rats trying to pull it back with everything you can.

>DAY OF THE ROPE MUH DEGENERACY
>refute my carefully constructed argument

businessinsider.com/study-economy-democratic-presidents-republican-2013-12

Dem policies have statistically been better for the economy aggregated and over time.

8 years mother fucker your just scared libtard LOL!!

Here is a second, more comprehensive graph in an article on senate.gov

jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/democrats/2016/6/the-economy-under-democratic-vs-republican-presidents

The word you are looking for is "you're".

You've asked for $5000 and are offering 5% of you business. I'll give you $100 for 87.12%

>muh economics
in the first day of microeconomics they teach you that gdp doesn't mean a goddamn thing. fucking retards posted on myspace during class and think they understood anything at all.

nice i've seen that meme on twitter

I dont care to deal with you, but think of it like a sinking ship. Would you rather plug up the holes first? Thats trump stopping corporations from being taxed twice so they can compete with the rest of the world who tax corps only once. Or would you rather use keynesian econ and bail water out of the sinking ship and not pay attention to the holes? That is clinton, her plan adds 10M jobs but doesnt do anything about the real poblem of jobs leaving

You're genuinely retarded.
Also, every other person Ive met in college is getting a degree in engineering. Have fun with the job search, im sure engineering will always be useful like your professors and everyone on reddit who also has an engineering degree (almost everyone) says!

>in the first day of microeconomics they teach you that gdp doesn't mean a goddamn thing
This is 100 percent, wrong.

>he thinks politics can steer culture and society

you are dumb, all is just order out of chaos and nobody can do shit.