Be limey

[Joshua Powell]

>Be limey
>Get arrested for carrying limes

[Andrew Carter]

>criminals obey laws
Heres an idea: ban disobeying laws!

[Ian Fisher]

>limey
Shoo proxy

[Owen Garcia]

Chemistry professors on suicide watch

[Isaac Williams]

HA HA HA

THE ABSOLUTE M A D M E N

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

[Dominic Collins]

>banned carrying acid in public
Oh takbir i guess ill have to go back to running people over allahu Akbar

[Charles Barnes]

>bans acid
>doesnt ban strong alkalis

[Jeremiah Campbell]

...

[Lucas Clark]

Oh shit, that's genius. Why hasn't the government done that yet? Ban breaking the law now, citizens demand action.

[Colton Flores]

>inna london
>car won't start
>walk to auto parts store for new car battery
>make purchase and start walking back to car
>OI STOP RIGHT THERE AND PUT THAT BOX O ACID DOWN