Its a great movie, that has no flaws so Sup Forums hates it episode

>its a great movie, that has no flaws so Sup Forums hates it episode

LOGAN would have been MoS tier withought sir patrick stuart elevating it to Iron Man 1 tier.

Basically a solid movie that only seems GOAT because its been surrounded by mediocrity latley

Nah its goat
better than all of tdk,movies, Better then guardian of memes,
LITERALLY THE ONLY CAPEKINO MOVIE OUT THERE

>LE MATURE CAPESHIT
>LE BLOOD AND BAD SWEARS
>COWBANGA FUCK YOU NIGGER

gtfo with this capeshit faggot you are a waste of human sperm

>le I HABS NO ARGUMENTS
>SO I PUT LE IN FRONT OF EVERyTHING
>CAUSE THAT MAKES MY OPINION VALID

>Wolverine has super healing!
>Can't fight off metal poisoning but can heal a nuclear blast

Retarded.

>LE I DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN THE MOVIE CAUSE IM RETARDED EPISODE

>Complaining about Film on the Television and Film board
>better than all of tdk,movies
No. It's good but not better than TDK

It's on par at least

>when baby wolverine turns the cross into an X

KINO

the amount of people confused about why he is no longer healing or as strong is mind boggling

no wonder we now have 2 hours of exposition in these fucking movies now

>I don't have any arguments so I'll put "le" in front of everything

The metal poisoning counteracts his healing you fucking dumbass, of course you didn't like the movie if you didn't pay any attention.

>le

As a chick flick, yes, it has no flaws. It has lots of makes-you-cry scenes and the ending was perfect Titanic-like-ending-gonna-make-you-cry-for-day ending.

>corn syrup makes mutants weaker
>Wolverine can't take the poisoning because of it
>starts dying
So?
What's wrong with that?

You have to be really retarded not to get that

>Stays with black family for dinner even though the bad guys can reliably track them even into hotel complexes
>Xavier begs to stay the night to guarantee their deaths - Logan complies.

Yes. This movie is truly "kino".

>nuclear radiation won't counteract healing
>but metal poisoning will

keep defending your lame plot-hole-full movie with lame plot-hole-full arguments

Its not your fault.

Just got back from seeing it. It was very entertaining, very bleak at the start.

One thing that is bugging me right now is, I completely missed the reason why Laura was more important than the other kids... It was like, "oh okay, since they are all there might as well snatch them but GIT DA GURL"

Did I miss something?

>It's a he did not pay attention to the movie episode
HOLY FUCK DO FAGGOT ON Sup Forums have the attention span of a retarded fucking toddler?

>i can't refute truth that follows le so i'll just focus on the le instead

kek

Doesn't work that way.

It's vapid, mindless violence porn with no cinematic value.

>Cornstarch beats one of the strongest healing factors known to comics

Can't make this shit up.

>nuclear radiation makes mutants fatally weaker
>wolverine can take it
>starts healing
So?
What's wrong with you?

She is his ''kid'' and it's also really easy to do tests on her. due to her healing. And the daughter of the wolverine can be a really dangerous thing to their operation, in the future.

At that point I one tear, then when she made the X I shed another tear in eye.

Hello Armond hows the weather today?

Okay, being daughter of the Wolverine I can get.. But making it easy to test on her is bullshit reason because they have the X24 for equal purpose.

And they wanted to kill her, not test on her !

Women don't care about logic just that is tragically sad. So to them it doesn't matter if what led to the tragedy makes sense as long as there are many scenes that make them cry. As a chick flick, it is kino.

>And the daughter of the wolverine can be a really dangerous thing to their operation, in the future.

Nah, Corn Syrup will kill her.

Someone should tell the Hulk over in Marvel to keep away from Corn Syrup.

Yes, it does not and should not work that way but you do it anyway and ignore the truth and focus on the word le instead.

But X24 has a weaker healing factor, that's why shotgun nig was able to slow him down.

not an argument

I havent seen Logan yet but its a piece of shit

Must have been some corn syrup near by or on the shotgun shells.

your both fucking dumbasses

the GMO stuff was depressing his healing abilities, combined with the shitty lifestyle and adamantium it was killing him slowly

It would weaken her, but not kill her. And I think the mutants will realize soon enough whats happening. Not everything is spelled out in the movie. I am gonna go see it again, to get a better understanding. the first time you watch a movie like this you are more focused on the ''main plot'' you get what I mean?

Welcome to Sup Forums.

Blood Father is better.

>its a great movie
*it's
and sure

> that has no flaws
lmao are you fucking serious?
this is why no one takes capeshit fans seriously

It's actually softpedoporn.

Lol go back to Sup Forums you fucking contrarion.

>Literally only one pair of tits in the entire movie
Get out christfag and kill yourself pls

You'd think that the scientist at the end spelling it out and calling it polio might've clued them in.

This.

The movie was good, but it wasn't goat.
Only marvel-fanboys longing for the hay-day of superhero movies thinks it's a masterpiece.

Best marvel movie though.

>not an argument jpeg

Woah there buddy, calm down.

Don't make me get out the Corn Syrup.

That's what happens when they get a writer-director whose main experience is writing and directing chick flicks and romcoms.

So now that the X-Men franchise under fox has four confirmed good movies it's safe to say it's a better separate property than Marvel's own shit. Marvel only has two legit good movies in their library.

Thats shitty plot device. Give one valid reason why his healing couldn't over come it?

Remember you're talking about a guy that regenerates from his skeleton alone after nuclear blasts.

It's not marvel, marvel characters. Yes
You think marvel would be able to make such kino?

>that has no flaws
Mexican nurse's footage, those kids at the end, forced "daddy" and Laura's speech almost ruined it. Story had some flaws too.

The mutant gene gets repressed.
so their is nothing to heal.

>Give one valid reason why his healing couldn't over come it?

Not the girl you're talking to but my answer to your question is: because the writer-director said so. That's all girls need as long as they get to bawl their eyes out watching movies.

>projecting this hard
what do tits have to do with anything?

>Mexican nurse footage,
not a flaw.
> those kids at the end,
Explain?
>forced daddy
kind of forced not really a flaw though.

I'm sorry, you're making it sound like Man of Steel is good, and better than Iron Man even

must be a mistake, obviously. because MoS is hot garbage. any sane person knows that.

>Thats shitty plot device
I agree

Gene therapy specifically targets the mutant gene. A few years of exposure to it has weakened him significantly, allowing the Adamantium poisoning to have a growing effect on him.

Logan is drinking, eating and consuming that shit constantly. Add in the adamantium and the body can only take so much.

>his ''criticism''

i normally hate superhero movies, i went to see this with my father because he insisted. i was very surprised, it was objectively a great movie.

Quiet shill.

Haven't you got some quips to go turn into gifs?

>Explain?
Powers that felt completely out of place, terrible acting, running nigglet.

>no flaws
The villains were shit even though the franchise had great villains like Magneto in the past
>generic evil scientist who does nothing but talk
>generic evil mercenary dude with robot arm who does nothing but talk
>evil Logan
They managed to be shittier than Apocalypse.

Pic unrelated

It's a great movie for you because you don't like/enjoy superhero movies you prefer chick flicks so naturally you'll like Logan since it's basically a chick flick. Your dad's gay, btw.

It was pretty shit tbqhwyl

>Tits=violence
???

>The villains were shit even though the franchise had great villains like Magneto in the past
Villiains were not the point of this kino.
>Logan
What do you think that clone means?
Did you even watch the movie. or did you not pay attention like all the contrarians on Sup Forums

>laura's speech
>not getting it was from the movie she was watching with Charles
>not getting the implications

>Villiains were not the point of this kino.

Yes, the point is "relationship drama" which is what chick flicks are all about.

Apples and oranges. You might as well ask why fire can't burn a swimming pool even though it can destroy a skyscraper.

If if they weren't the point they could have put a little more effort into them.
A good villain can greatly improve a movie for me and unfortunately this movie's villains fucking sucked.
I enjoyed the movie a lot but it isn't flawless.

>aboslute mediocre movie
>shilled the shit out of it
>"It's KINO"

wew lad

Sorry, I am retarded, read that wrong thought he meant
Violence(comma)porn.
>Having action =bad
>when the action is not forced and makes sense

>laura's speech

That's another thing girls love: angsty teary-eyed monologues.

My mistake, I forgot genes survive after a nuclear blast and thats why he was able to heal it.

maybe that's why I liked it then.

Teehee, silly boys.

Literally has no arguments. so he starts saying it's a >chickflick. cause he is a insecure ''alpha male'' that needs to prove himself on Sup Forums

Incorrect analogy. We're talking about a bomb that can destroy a building but strangely plot-holishly won't destroy a swimming pool.

I can safely say that Logan is the worst and most pointless film I have ever witnessed. It is a pathetic "slasher" flick that panders to our lowest and most voyeuristic, rubberneck instincts. It attempts to seduce the weakest, sickest, and most gladiatorial part of human nature. The part that yearns to view blood and gore when we drive by a car crash.

What's worse is that Logan brutally wastes some of the most extraordinary talents in the entertainment industry. Patrick Stewart, one of the most brilliant Shakespearean actors of our time, and Hugh Jackman one of the finest film and Broadway talents ever, have been paid lavishly to compromise their talents egregiously. The real tragedy of this film is to witness these two brilliant, and gifted actors sell their souls to the Hollywood cesspool, or is it Deadpool? The same pool that once spawned some powerful, ethical, inspirational, and entertaining CGI Marvel heroes. That pool has stagnated, and it starting to get putrid.

One decapitation and impaling after another, it also drags children into the psychotic slashing mayhem. As if it's not bad enough that adults could conceivably behave in such a way, to create heroic images of demonic bloodthirsty innocents is unconscionable.

The only comfort arising from this tasteless and gratuitous dung heap of mizzled gore is that Charles and Logan are finally shanked beyond repair. No more Wolverine, or Professor Charles Xavier. Thank God! My fear is that Marvel is simply making way for another generation of young actors to be proselytized for the sake of even more gruesome, sick, twisted and bloodthirsty voyeurism.

If I could get a refund for my ticket, and the popcorn, I would. Calling Logan a lame and insulting piece of crap would be too generous.

Underage detected

First of all >comic book
>adamantium
All his organs were pretty much intact.
so genes would survive.
>pulling shit from shitty comic books
>WHEN LITERALLY EVERYTHING has happened in them.

/thread

>buying popcorn
>not smuggling some nuggets from a nearby Burger King
what a fag

MoS is better than Iron Man and this is an art board, feel free to go back to Sup Forums if you disagree

>e weakest, sickest, and most gladiatorial part of human nature. The part that yearns to view blood and gore when we drive by a car crash.
>What's worse is that Logan brutally wastes some of the most extraordinary talents in the entertainment industry. Patrick Stewart, one of the most brilliant Shakespearean actors of our time, and Hugh Jackman one of the finest film and Broadway talents ever, have been paid lavishly to compromise their talents egregiously. The real tragedy of this film is to witness these two brilliant, and gifted actors sell their souls to the Hollywood cesspool, or is it Deadpool? The same pool that once spawned some powerful, ethical, inspirational, and entertaining CGI Marvel heroes. That pool has stagnated, and it starting to get putrid.
>One decapitation and impaling after another, it also drags children into the psychotic slashing mayhem. As if it's not bad enough that adults could conceivably behave in such a way, to create heroic images of demonic bloodthirsty innocents is unconscionable.
>The only comfort arising from this tasteless and gratuitous dung heap of mizzled gore is that Charles and Logan are finally shanked beyond repair. No more Wolverine, or Professor Charles Xavier. Thank God! My fear is that Marvel is simply making way for another generation of young actors to be proselytized for the sake of even more gruesome, sick, twisted and bloodthirsty voyeurism.
>If I could get a refund for my ticket, and the popcorn, I would. Calling Logan a lame and insulting piece of crap would be too generous.
>being this autistic
>making a huge fucking essay
>literally make no arguments other then
>le violence

>movie and entire world is based on FANTASY and superheroes
>WHY IS HE DYING IF HE CAN'T DIE?
>WHY IS THE STRONGEST MIND IN THE XMEN GOING SENILE?
people get old.. isn't wolverine supposed to be like 100 ? was he expected to live forever at 100% wellness ?

>man of reddit meem from Sup Forums is back
You go back to your home board with him you degenerate tasteless Sup Forums plebeian. You will not pretend capeshit is anything more than trash again on my cinema board.

this is Sup Forums, not your blog. nobody cares

>this capeshit is better than this capeshit
>capeshit is all trash!!

You need to go back Pedro

I'm not saying it's a bad movie. I'm simply saying that it should be reviewed/critiqued as a chick flick because it is a chick flick intended for girls. That's the main reason they got a writer-director whose main experience is writing and directing chick flicks and romcoms. As a chick flick it is a good movie because it delivers what girls want in a movie which is basically relationship drama, scenes that make you cry and an ending that will really make you sad like Logan's ending.

My main complaint would be that trailers should accurately reflect what the movie is so that people who do watch the movie will get what they expect. If you make trailers designed trick people into thinking the movie is something that it is not just so they'll pay and watch then you'll get all the butthurt anger you're seeing.

10/10 I come from the future and Marvel will never recover from this. Logan was forgotten three weeks from this time point

>logan
>marvel
HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT TV KNEW ABOUT THIS SHIT

he was born in the 1880s
so 150 maybe

fuck off autist

This is a film board where you tourists pretend flicks are good because of your lack of real cienma experiences. Go back now before I stomp you back.
Capeshit is all trash, Sup Forums tourist. You tried this cancer with Avengers 1, TDKR, MoS, then you tried to claim these movies were some other genre pretending to be capeshit like with Iron man 3(Lethal weapon) Captain American 2(spy thriller), Guardians of the Galaxy(Star Wars OT) and then you desperately tried to pander to the patricians with BvS. You will not infect this art board.