OFFICIAL 49ERS @ TEXANS GAMETHREAD

handsome qb edition

who's thie qt

ew no one wants to join your discord faggot

started hyde and goodwin lads
help me jimbo

>early game
>no one's awake to post

can't wait to get my QB back to not stay healthy next year

I'm awake
Also fuck that was not a good throw by Jimmy

Nice pick, Jimmy.

Was that on Jimmy or for Trent for running the wrong route?

both desu

Cant stop the grop....
Unless he keeps throwing pics :)

Wow that stop.

Getting your asshole licked is not as fun as I thought it would be

Great punt I guess...

>1&20
>run three times

Oops, wrong game thread. Sorry lads.

yeah it is not as good because of the awkard position you have to be in to get your bootyhole licked

It's not fucking fair. How can one man horde all the good looks like that? Why do I have to look like me?

>not white
>good looks

our secondary is so bad

Clown BTFO

>wake up
>jimmy G sucks dick
Welp I guess I'm going back to bed. Wake me up at the draft.

I thought it would be better because of porn it just felt like gross wet toilet paper or something

>Kendall Lamm out with a concussion
And the hits just keep on coming. >We may not even HAVE an actual offensive line by the time the season's over. One could argue >we already don't.

>Foster injured AGAIN

>savage having the shakes
dear god

it didn't even look like that hard of a hit desu

>forty whiners
>toxins
>"fans"
so many bandwagoners in both fanbases jesus

no wonder the thread is dead

Carlos Hyde fucking sucks.

Hyde must have only one eye because that was pathetic.

What makes you think they're bandwagoners? Or were you just shitposting?

Why are they still trying to throw to Hyde? He has no hands.

Good as Gould.

>49ers get good field position after big play
>immediately implode with penalty and mental errors
why.jpg

For a runner who can't catch or pass block and isn't elusive, Hyde isn't a very good powerback.

>le "all field goal offense" from both teams

The thing that pisses me off is jimmy gets charged with that incomplete when it was a perfect pass.

G O U L D
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Just think about how good that play will look with someone who can actually catch the ball.

>it's another "Lamar Miller runs up the middle on first down" episode
And now he's "shaken up". Toxins don't deserve a good running back; they never use 'em right, anyway.

savage is concussed and probably playing scared right now

49ers should have this

I don't know how they let him back in, he was obviously knocked out for a couple seconds.

It's like Bill O'Brien has completely forgotten how to run the ball outside.

>All these pussies getting "injured"

I've taken harder hits then that back in highschool

Any fellow toxins still alive? Or did everybody slit their wrist already?
>not destroying the nanners

Fuck off grandpa, this ain't your leather-helmet-wearing NFL anymore. Injuries are srs bsns.

Not everybody can take a pounding like you can, user.

I'm sure the football team really appreciated you sacrificing your..."body" for them.

what a fucking catch by juice

I'm alive, but thoroughly bleached. More toxins dropping like flies. >We may not have a team by the end of the season.

J U I C E

savage literally has the shakes from getting concussed

it doesn't look good for the toxins

49ers seem to be retards and are not doubling clowney though so maybe he makes a play

Our most reliable pass catcher is our fullback.

watch the 49ers only get a FG out of this

>those digits

Hyde finally fucking does something.

I had no faith he was going to get that TD.

Quints conformed

I'm just here to watch jimmy.

hyde would be a good RB if he could catch

TJ YATES SIGHTING

>jimmy the manlet
he was so close to being perfect...

Or pass block. Or move the pile. Or evade tacklers.

>can't believe I'm watching this pile of shit losing to the nanners
I should just go play monster hunter world.

Savage has taken a beating all season though. Even his first game when he started before Watson, took 5 sacks in half a game. He's just a statue. More of a pocket babby than Brady.

The only good thing about Hyde is his patience.

>brady
>not P L I A B L E

I mean, I'm not trying to shit on Hyde here. He's reliable enough a runner that it's shocking how mediocre he is.

When has Hyde ever moved the pile to get a few extra yards like Frank Gore used to? When have they ever talked about how elusive Hyde is, how he makes guys miss?

He's not a runner who is especially good at anything and he's useless in the passing game.

I really can't see a reason to sign him to another contract after he hits free agency.

Not that user, but that's why it was so weird that Bill O'Brien stuck up for him so hard at the start of the season. Surely he knew how much of a statue Savage is.

>Deshaun Yates

Why'd you guys start Tom Savage?

>49ers defense
wow

GOAT

Nice kick

>pukabwbsisbsksbdlugllyisbbalslslavisebrjagfairbairn missed the extra point

>toxin kickers

>Yates could have been playing all season
>takes savage getting raped to finally play

Punished Yates. Always called upon to save the Toxins. Then put back on the shelf and forgotten.

YAYTES

Fairbairn had a great start to his season and he's just melted down since. I dunno if he will make it next year.

>it's a "the entire toxins defense gets fooled" play

>the hurricane ravaged wasteland of Houston

>hyde haters BTFO
get fucked racists

LOS LOS

He hit a 50 yarder today

hes just so inconsistent

>implying nearly all running backs are not already niggers

>49ers have semi-competent qb play for once

Good as Gould
Fuck the Bears

But all 32 starting NFL kickers are expected to hit 50s for the most part these days. They don't really get a cookie for it anymore.

Well, my criticisms still stand, he didn't catch a pass, pass block, power through tackles or make defenders miss.

He took what was there and he does have NFL running speed. I don't know about you but that's not enough by itself for me to make him my number 1 runningback.

Toxin here but I really need Goodwin to get a TD in my PPR playoff

they are, but a ton of them miss extra points all the time like kami too tho

JUST

How could the Bears cut Gould? He's been reliable as shit, he's probably the best kicker we've had since Nedney retired.

wtf is with all the eagles fans

>listening to 49ers fans getting all flustered and confused about Garoppolo

You got bamboozled.

David Akers.

That dude was amazing until we broke his leg by forcing him to kick so much.

What are you talking about?

Jimmy G is still looking great, the rest of our offense is just trash. And we're winning the game.

they fell for the tom brady backup meme

Akers is the Drew Brees of kickers. Our terrible red zone offense padded his stats.

Are you even watching the game?

don't the 49ers have a ton of cap because they literally have a bunch of literal whos and rookies everywhere??

who do u want to replace him with anyway?

Bill likes Jimmy you dope. He wanted to keep him but Kraft wouldn't pay the money to franchise him.