Be English

>be English
>be inbred and ugly

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Well, obviously

>be American
>crawl on the floor
>get shot

>be american
>get shot

jej

Don't need to be good looking when any yank tart will drop her knickers at the sound of our accent

you sound like my dad

turning me on a little bit

>be american
>be descended from a mix of ugly germanic and celtic peoples

w e w

>the beautiful game
>the players aren't beautiful

》Imagine losing the lottery of life
》Imagine being born British
My country is in ashes right now, half my family deadded
But at least i not some ugly British Monkey face
LMAO

>sound of our accent
The only british accent i've heard is the drunktard accent.

IT WASN'T ENOUGH

Kek

>Be Yank
>Be Orc
>Destroy the world of men

Yeah because even the dregs of our society can still afford a 2 week all inclusive holiday in Spain three times a year.

Guarantee those useless fat american mods won't delete this thread. But the second an american bashing thread is up they delete it straight away. Useless fat cunts

>the virgin brit
>the chad yank

>Sup Forums isn't an American website

Lol

>be american
>get shot
even some presidents following this american categorical imperative

A bunch of drunk orcs that comes three times a year. They are quite funny.

do you guys actially think america is one huge warzone? once you factor out blacks shooting each other, suicides, and criminals on meth benders getting shot by cops, you see that gun crime is a non-issue. and even then, it's generally one degenerate shooting another. I have never heard a gun shot in real life, and have only seen guns on police or security

>do you guys actially think america is one huge warzone?
Yes, because it is.

>ugland
KEK

>look at footage from detroit or los angeles
>its worse than mogadishu
>10 presidents in US history were shot
>do you guys actially think america is one huge warzone?
Yes, because it is.

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fuck sake hahahaha

>tfw want to join the yuros in burger banter but live in Brazil

Reminder: this is what the average American 'person' looks like
youtube.com/watch?v=0KMmryAhinw&t=27s

>once you factor out 99% of the population it's not that bad
alright buddy

lmao

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The only people who use dating sites are the ones who are too ugly to get a date by ordinary means.

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>10 presidents in US history were shot
>google this
>it's true

lmfao

>be British
>get scurvy

>be european
>have no new content for bantz

me on the left

Your country needs to win a war or mass produce a car if you want to post here.

you need to get voted in on beautifulpeople.com

inbreeding was a mistake

>What is the roman empire

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Automobiles

t. iowan

>you now realise burgerland has literally won no wars on its own yet everyone owns a gun

i-it was a different time

LMAO

Old gay is from Maryland

whoa...

they can't help it if you keep gettin' shot

>the average american is brown
lmao

You now realize burgerland ruined your hold on Northern America

Dead and gone.

Simply not true

why are us military/police personnel so amateurish anyway. you look at that video of that super duper riot cop or w/e he was making the kid crawl on his knees and he comes off as a guy who picked up his training from watching rick on the walking dead

and they needed a multinational military to kill a few sheep farmers for them multiple times

I love how everyone hates usa on this board. Its such an accurate representation of real life.

>won a war against teutonic order on couple occasions
>currently mass produce cars for FCA
yep, I'm in

Envy breeds hatred

So he's a nigger

arrogance breeds hate