I DON'T THINK SO

I DON'T THINK SO

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What a great, fun movie. seeing this at the cinema as a 10 year old was fantastic. MK3 came out around the same time. better times.

The movie rules. I'm going to watch it every day from now on.

why is his voice so raspy

Because he's edgy.

*edgy snicker* heh heh heehhh

he always sounded like that you fucking queer

Based.

>you will never be as cool as Raiden

Kano
Liu Kang
Raiden
Johnny Cage
Scorpion
Sub-Zero
Sonya

from yelling "Santa Monica" to often.

It's called "Acting", duh.

reminder that the actor that played Raiden put up his own money during filming since the company didn't have enough funding.

fuck off reddit

Mortal Kombat always had the best names.

My favorite names are Raiden, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, and Scorpion.

My Kombat waifu is Mileena.

forgot pic.

She looks like a cute ex of mine, until she removes the mask (but same head and body shape)

>you'll never be as cool as Sub-zero

Hehe

Sub Zero is one of the coolest game names ever.

*teleports behind you*

They did a great job with Goro

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The movie is objectively pretty bad and also pretty silly... I still love it, though.

>ywn be a Chinese Ninja Warrior

he was a big guy

>gets replaced in the sequel

Kek

delet this

They should have included the laughable part right before this where Liu Kang throws that bad 3D monster into the statue for no real reason and it turns into Reptile

Why did he cut his hair?

>MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

>X Mileena
Shit taste. The lips ruin it.

>The fate of billions will depend on you, heheheeh...sorry.

that was dexters dad

I remember the trailer for this movie was on the Dumb and Dumber VHS

Yeah but I prefer her looks/body type otherwise.

Shame about the crazy monster mouth though.

fuck im high watching this with john carpenter playing behind.

did anyone else

have a wierd sexual attraction to scorpion and sub-zero? n-no homo

Mine's Frost.

he was already lined up to do beowulf you fucking cuck

WHOAAAAH
CHINESE NINJA WARRIOR

kill yourself faggot

WITH A HEART SO COOOOLD

are you in every thread you miserable cunt. neck yourself you wrinkly beachball.

You would be dead ten times before finishing having sex with them.

Think about that.

No, but sub-zero has always been my favorite video game character and I don't think that'll ever change.

YOU WILL BE NEXT

youtube.com/watch?v=UYGrQaReIL8

GET

thast turning me on even more user.

hes a pretty cool dude

should you keep your faggot shit on the faggot board.

Christopher Lambert is the goat. This plus highlander alone puts him into god status

FISHY PROPASAY!

Keep your faggot shit on the faggot board you fucking queer

the only faggot board is in your room where you put up pics of your imaginary gfs because no real woman wants to touch your button dick covered in moldy cheese because you been fucking the pet dog again.

Why is Mortal Kombat so edgy?

Mortal Kombat helped invent contemporary edginess, didn't it? Along with Sonic the Hedgehog, Bart Simpson, and the Ninja Turtles.

Also Mccauley "I don't think so" Caulkin.

kill yourself faggot

AGOON BABALAYYYEEE!!!

/lgbt/

stay mad man child.

Rekt

This guy probably literally looks at Mortal Kombat-themed gay porn and is thus uncomfortable at the subject being raised.

It's okay, user. It's okay.

stay mad and respond nicely to this post otherwise you will die in your sleep tomorrow

Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /r9k/, /lgbt/, any of the degenerate weeb boards, /soc/, /fit/
go be a faggot somewhere else

I'm glad I grew up with mortal kombat and not the queer propaganda kids are raised with today.

if i look at mk porn why would i be uncomfortable with it? some wierd logic you got going on there.

I dunno, you could argue that the overall moral decay opened up a vacuum for all this queer shit to enter through

can there ever be a thread on Sup Forums without faggots coming in to say how they want to get fucked in the ass?

pornhub.com/video/search?search=mortal kombat

You know you want it.

>shh, nothing personal, kid

In that day it was christian mothers groups bitching about violence, now mainstream celebrites talk about how they want to fuck animals and kids think their gender changes on a daily basis, it's not the same thing.

>not answering my question
>links to gay porn

oh i see, you hate your homosexual self so are angry at others who are comfortable in theirs. top kek faggot.

Actually, that's all straight porn.

My waifu Mileena seems to be the favorite.

so you just a whore? ok gotcha.

GET OVER HERE

kek loves it.

why are there so many faggots on Sup Forums these days?

There's an amazing difference between "unintentionally bad editing" and "edited for people that are high". I'm not high, but holy shit I can see how this would be amazing if you were from past experience.

>inb4 DWLMAO

Which character is this?

Contrarians

Greenscreen

She was the hot teacher on Billy Madison wasn't she?

>and kids think their gender changes on a daily basis
No, warped, degenerate parents coach their kids to say that they're a different gender to gain liberal bonus points. I'm liberal and think it's sick. This past election was a fucking indictment on this bullshit.

She is one hot piece of ace. I know from experience dude, if you know what I mean

yeah, she was.

>Which character is this?

THAT IS CORRECT

*takes off shirt*

No you don't.

Reptile

your dubs are mine!

Hello pablo
Is this the new threads you're going to spam everyday now?

You can look into his dubs, but you don't own them.

better this than cuck/faggot/pedo shit

Ah you think Outworld is your ally? You merely adopted the realm. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the Earthrealm until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

Do you pronounce Raiden like Mortal Kombat or like Metal Gear Solid?

I still stick with that faggot ninja pronunciation instead of that based MK Lightning God.

>outs himself as a faggot
For what purpose??

I think it's fine you're attracted to scorpion and sub-zero, user

This movie proves Hollywood can have an Asian lead who gets the girl, as long as you also give him a wisecracking white sidekick.

Who maybe also gets his own girl.

It was a different time before sjw culture ruined everything

Four Arms.

man, i miss discovery zone

Sub-Zero isn't a ninja, he's Lin Kuei pleb

SODOMITES?!

>milena velba
>uses her special absorption technique to turn you into more boob flesh then sucks your soul out through her nipples like its titty milk

excellent choice