The perfect comic adaption doesn't exi

The perfect comic adaption doesn't exi...

eyebrow bitch annoys me. they should recast

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>he wouldn't motorboat those butt cheeks, quickly resulting in a hands free ejaculation due to her intoxicating smell
Want to know how I know you're gay?

>perfect
>no panties
uhhh i have some news for you buddy....
your wrong

Archie
>Not fluffy hair
>No freckles
Veronica
>Too short
>Not 10/10
Betty
>Slutty look
>Not a pony tail

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the ultimate cringe thread doesn't exi...

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>that fucking crown
New episode looks great

>me in the middle

Veronica is white, not racially ambiguous

Don't be mean to Archie.

Is this a porn or an actual show?

Yes.

Can't find any of the retro pics with Cheryl :(

Archie needs more lewd scenes and preferably in a threesome with both Betty and Veronica

She's probably not in the retro scene
Too bad

Dat ass isn't ambiguous at all

dat ass doe

When will we get the Dark Horse cinematic Universe?

>my dick can't get any more ere-

I hope Jughead gets his ass kicked. That little smug fucker is so punchable.

>300
>Sin City
>Watchmen DC

>Rivershit

>>>>>>Back to Plebbit

This

who the fuck is the audience for this?

HYPED FOR SABRINA

Does she have a bra on over her undershirt?

bumping this question

>tfw no Veronica gf

I feel like they're trying to trick us into finding fatties hot. Thicc is good but I dunno about this trend.

It's an oldschool 1950's bra to go with the retro look

Sauce please

Is this a porn?

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No way that is a trap. I refuse!!!!

where's the webm with him busting his nut?

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This is what the show should have been. No stupid fucking murder mysteries either.

Nothing get's me softer than a one piece.

I JUST CAME...ITS NOT FAIR!

careful, it's a dude.

How did they fuck of the crown so badly?


It's supposed to be made of felt.


It's what happens when you take scissors to a felt fedora and stick pins on it.

I don't care anymore...

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Veronica is best girl.

Its the CW, brah what did you expected?

Looks like a porno parody.

Holy shit there's actually an Achie adaptation and I didn't knew about it?

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gay. This show is so gay.

Why are people saying he's asian?

Not gay enough actually...

You're pretty gay.

There's another character Reggie on this show who is asian. So far he has been a stereotypical dumb jock chad.

Because he is.

He's Maori

I'd fuck all three of them. Preferably at once.

Just like in my japanese doujins!

this looks like shit

ywn have a wife like this

why live?

Oh god that guy does not sell me the whole jock thing. "Asian masculinity" is embarrassing.

what? are you sure? He looks irish, and not because of his red hair.

He is actually too nice to be Reggie, he either needs to rape someone or be the murderer.

>he either needs to rape someone or be the murderer.


I can't see an asian doing that, I can see him skipping study group I guess.

Yeah his dad is some Samoan chief (not Maori I guess?) and his mom is presumably white New Zealander

real gingers are too homely for television unfortunately

Yea I don't know, the dad himself looks pretty mixed.

Is the >implication here that Hiram was banging the maid and traded up

I hate this version of Archie, but those two are two handsome kiwi motherfuckers

Can you be a mixed chief? I can see his dad being mixed but it depends too, some mixed people just look more like one side sometimes ie. The Rock or Drake who just looks Jewish.