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DON'T GET A BIG tourettes guy thread

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WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS

*loud banging noises*

THE HELL WAS THAT?
dad your son just fell down the stairs-
WELL QUIT IT

who's that faggot with a tuba

alf


ALF

YOU'RE NINETY THREE YEARS OLD AND DON'T KNOW WHAT ALF IS?

>slams phone

PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW

ARE TWO. DIFFERENT. THINGS.

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FUFF THE FIFF

I didn't talk to nobody yesterday, I was in the car taking a SHIT.

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED ON THE SEAT, AND HID MY KEYS
>it wasn't me
FAGGOT

TONIGHT

ON

UNSOLVED...SHIT!

>that will be $128
ah shit I only have 40 bucks
>ok I'll just put some stuff back
LEAVE THE BEER
>ok we'll put back the tide
Mmm
>we'll put back the napkins
OK
>we'll put back the marshmallo-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BACON AND EGGS DEAR

Well if you're watching this, fuck you Rick Moranis! Fuck you and your.... PUSSY WHIPPED FRIENDS

WAIT A MINUTE YOU DICK

What?

...

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY NAME WAS... COOOOOMBS

>whips a brick at a wall clock
>I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT
>bird flies into his face

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kino episode

I wonder what he's doing nowadays.

Most likely he is getting penetrated in the rectum.

These threads are kino because the 14 year old underaged can't come in and proclaim "reddit" for no explicit reason.

It was fake, right?

tourettes guy is literally the ONE form of media that no one can claim is reddit

apparently he really did have Tourette's but they were just fucking around.

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DR PHILLIPEEN

How has he suddenly become a thing again? A few months ago nobody even mentioned him. Now there's tourettes guy thread every few days.

Interesting..

Has anyone cracked the formula to prove if something is reddït or not?

Nostalgic kino. He's from the halcyon days before cancerous Youtubers and prank videos that we can all claim we witnessed and embraced.

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Is the the same reason Fesh Pince youtube poops are becoming popular on this board again?

I kind if like it, actually. Is this an example of that "new sincerity" I keep hearing about?

YOU HIT ME IN THE DICK. YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD. I MEAN THIS THING, NOT MY DICK.

if it become popular on the internet past 2006 it's reddit

2006 is making a resurgence

Oh God, does that mean I have to video call into his show and whip my dick out and make him get all upset in front of Bud Bundy again?

He's a huge asshole but he does have tourettes, that's why he wears a neck brace.

He pissed and it changed the month.

OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD I SAID BACON AND EGGS

I love my Grandma Jenelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!

...

This is the second time I've been FUCKED BY A DAIRY QUEEN!

FASHION BUG

Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor

That's my ass

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

Why does this line get me the most?

Nobody ever talks about the episodes with Tourettes Guy's dad but he is hilarious

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FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK

What do you mean?
I kneed you in the ass?

More Tourette's Guy dad kino

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SOME ASSHOLE IS BREAKING INTO MY CAR!
>can you describe him?
HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN.

>this thread

I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

I hope this is the puff daddy version of the song, not that STING piece of SHIT.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE
>FUCK HORSES

>she has a nice ass, I'd like to titfuck her ass
What did he mean by this?

SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY

>shakes head for several seconds
>FUCK SALT
>backhands salt shaker across the room

BITCH BIIIIIIIIIIITCH AHHHHHHHHHH

That's not mickey mouse that's just TIT DIRT

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, WE'LL FIND OUT IF ANYONE STILL GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

UPDATE: APPARENTLY NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT SO FUCK HIM

He's what made me realize it was all fake. Unfunny and ruined it for me. Still funny but nothing will compare to seeing tourettes guy for the first time hopefully with a former buddy and thinking its all candid

>ever thinking it's real
>something can't be funny if it isn't 100% reality
Tourettes Guy is obviously fake/highly exaggerated. Tourretes doesn't make you fling shit across the room in autistic fits of rage.

>dad is there any eggnog left
>YOUR MOMS THE ONE THAT DICKS WITH THE EGGNOG KID NOT ME

I never thought he acted that way solely because of Tourettes but that it was exacerbated by alcoholism. Tourettes dad made me realize it was all completely falsified. Still genuine kino though.

Im not a guy that quotes movies and stuff, I dont go around spouting memes or talking about internet culture IRL. I hide my power level very well.

Still, I quote the "You change your damn glasses more than you change your damn shirt" line way more than anyone ever should. Its not even funny or clever, but I love it.

I watched this one documentary where they got a group of tourettes sufferers together. It was hilarious. Every tick would set off another person's tick until they were all uncontrollable.

.walk into store
>one of them yells "WE'RE ROBBING THE PLACE!"
>another yells and punches a bag of chips which sets off another one who backhands him
>they hadn't even bought anything yet

Who's that faggot with a tuba?

THAT'S OUR DAD

>not seeing this in middle school around the time of health class learning and joking about retardation and the like
>not reading all of a post before replying
"Still funny..."
>not calling your dubs

Has anyone ever doxed Tourettes Guy and figured out what he was arrested for?

For me the two funniest skits are the STING PIECE OF SHIT colgate and the one where he wakes up next to the giant M&M doll

>What the FUUUUCK?
>DAMN IT
>holy SHIT
>ASS

I feel the same way. Are we soulmates?

it was meant to be

Colgate, your dads an ass, and you shit like a horse were my favorites

i miss the early 2000s

Could you guys stop posting tourettes guy? There are ladies on this board

This better be the puff daddy version of this song!

There's ladies everywhere ya dumbass

We're gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that $36.

Yeah and they're FOUR DOOR FORD WHORES, bitch.

>This table is defective
>gets cracked in the head by a curtain rod

Memes back on the menu

The sting version is objectively better

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT... WITHOUT YOUR BALLS.

PISS!

DED

I want to two cheeseburgers, I want pickles and ketchup on 'em, and don't load it up WITH A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT

FUCK SALT

The calling lottery numbers scene is kino as fuck.

I want a biggie fry
*leans out window to drive through speaker*
AND GIVE ME SOME SHIT TO DRINK

Dad there's a bird in the house

I'd like to you see try and walk a mile IN MY SHIT!
*Magnum PI is on*
Holy fuck!
Stevens! Get the fuck outta the way, bitch!

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go to 32 seconds - there's literally no way that isn't a guy in an old man mask.

Is this the decline of /quality/ tourettes guy?

>Dad, can we get some captain crunch cereal today
>FUCK YOU KID, YOU'RE A DICK!
>But Daaad..
>YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

>HEY THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING GOING ON IN THIS ROOM!

>Grandma, you're 94 years old. How the FUCK do you not know what Alf is?

WHATAYOOMEANA BURD

>o to 32 seconds - there's literally no way that isn't a guy in an old man mask.
>Is this the decline of /quality/ tourettes guy?
Tourette's guy has always been obviously fake. You'd have to be a moron to ever believe it was real

RANDY TRAVIS
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