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reminds me of the classic austrian post
sue
For the guy asking in the previous thread
K9 security. For tablets and smartphones I'd recommend AppLock and set it to hidden. Have a family member set the passwords. Also password your pc bios.
the /brit/ look
Hapas lads
Share them with us, mate
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
Stupid solution, it's not real discipline
quite like this meme despite being a normie slop
Oh god
>Your Uber has arrived
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going down to HMV to buy an album and a couple of singles anyone want anything?
>26 in a few months time
Where did it go, lads. Where did it go
watching kurosawa's the idiot. Not gona lie guys i'm not racist but I just can't get my head around the changes it just feels so wrong all the characters are basicly not like what I imagined them as at all
'o
It's fine as a crutch for a while. It's possible to undo these even without passwords. But it's a barrier so you can catch yourself
Mort Garson's plantasia please mate
I don't understand how HMV still exists
have to go to a seminar in 5 minutes
gonna learn lots aha x
have fun stacking the shelves at tesco lads :)
same as
November for me lad, you?
share size bag of nice n spicy nik naks
can of lilt
the new one by Hearsay
feeling this at 24
VERY nice
CDs are such a rubbish thing to own
glad they're dying out
*turns on Stay instead*
Been chewing gum for 1+ year
jaw has gotten much nicer
>There are people who unironically believe that if they stalk someone's Facebook profile they'll show up in the other person's 'People You May Know' list
myth
yeah it's peak comfy
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love pengdon
I unironically play it sometimes for my plants and fish
no idea if it helps
been eating hula hoops to bulk up my jaw
Same but with pills
>tfw she got the "user downloaded your picture" notification
got rid of my fb after i got a hundred notifications that this fat bird from work was downloading all my photos
what myth? I'm seeing it in action
'sheed
'nime
love japan
had a hula hoop sandwich for breakfast
placebo
>'sheed
that's a northern thing
was amazing how fast I gained the coveted GF after I stopped being a manchild
that must have zero flavour left
the ol' cide
was amazing how fast I gained the coveted GF after started earning 50k a year
...
wahey
how the fuck you do it i'm on around that and still dateless virgin loser
New Years eve
I dunno mate, shit like
>meet up with some yank girl who works in theatre
>she's nice
>we go for a walk in the cold night
>I tell her I get worried about holding hands because mine are always so cold
>she smiles and takes my hand, rubs it between hers and blows on it with her warm breath before sliding her fingers between mine
>end up not calling her because I was feeling down and apathetic, never see her again
if you chew gum for about 10 minutes and then leave it in your mouth without chewing it for a while it eventually starts to disintegrate in your mouth
>google fascism
>far/extreme right
>google communism
>no mention of leftism
hmmm......mmm....m..mm...
business idea: the holocaust but real and for all white people
>yank girl
dodged a bullet there mate
don't know why but I was expecting her to slide your hand down her knickers
>date with oneitis i haven't spoken to in 7 years is LITERALLY in 2 days
cannot fucking WAIT lads, any tips?
dress nicely
stop watching porn
stop playing video games
read books
lift weights
learn to cook
never going to get a gf obsessing over these kind of things
fuck you you stupid gay normie cunt just FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
yeah here's a tip, realise she's a fucking human being and not a video game you can get a walkthrough for online
honestly
No that's closer to the time I fucked up with a different girl
Quite literally every single story I have is either 'no chemistry' or 'user fucks up somehow'
communism and fascism aren't mutually exclusive, rorke
this is true, I've had nights gurning like a mong on mdma and forgot to actually chew the gum in my mouth for ages and it turns into horrible sticky mush
don't get it?
What if I have more than one oneitis?
already dress unironically better than basicly everyone I know
very rarely watch porn
ok i do play video games a bit but just because bored not bc i want to
i read all the time both current events and literature
always give up on working out wheni see my same ugly face peering back at me each time
i hate cooking
ur oneitis a shit
What was your proudest achievement in life lads?
Mine was shagging a Jewish yank bird in new York despite being quite fashy. Felt incredible. She was an absolute minx.
then it's not a oneitis you fucking retard
you're what we call, ghetto rich
Do NOT patronize me please, the oneitis would NOT approve of it
*looks at the first two words on my passport*
Getting this far without killing myself
>despite being quite fashy
imagine living in those brutalist London council flats
in the north we have actual council houses
fucking southern gays, the north is better in every concievable way
there's nothing wrong with playing video-games occasionally
its just the modern form of media
no one who isn't ancient watches TV anymore, and sitting watching tv for hours is probably worse.
Communism is far/extreme left
>patronize
FOY
wank into her bum
that's true it just can't be your only interest
>when you explain to rorke that natsoc is just communism with strict immigration
love watching their head explode as he tries to argue his way out of it
Haha yeah, imagine paying 650 quid a month to live in one hahah....
Oneitis moved to the US
Drunken pussy is what I'm thinkin'
And I don't give a fuck cuz I'm the designated drinker
first they came for video games...
of course but that's like anything really.
just had a very intelligent conversation about social media and its affects on our society with my old man
never had such a conversation with a women or any other neurotypical. not sure if they're stupid or just lazy
might make up a fursona
was it an achievement because you don't like jews or because yank jews are hard to shag
Take it off, baby, bend over, let me see it
You looking for a real pussy eater? I can be it
Quit playing with me, girl, and bring that over here
And climb aboard my face, put that pussy on my beard
I ain't tryna take you shopping, buy your ass no shoes
I'm tryna lick that clit while I'm looking up at you
No shame in my game, girl, look back at me
I don't give a fuck if it's shaved or it's nappy
Long as it ain't nasty, sanitation smelling
One whiff of that bitch, I'mma be bailing
If it's smelling sweet, I'mma lick it for a hour
And even if it's sour, I might lick it in the shower
I go dumb and ignorant when I'm on that clitoris
Lick your ass delirious, my tongue game so damn serious
So bend that ass over, let me eat it from the back
That pussy so good, have a nigga coming back
>just strict immigration
>natsoc is just communism with strict immigration
>never had such a conversation with a women or any other neurotypical
Both, and I never pull
why is it so fucking cold