Official Arizona Coyotes @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

One of those wonderful 6:00 PM starts.

Pat and Eddie are casting again.

Get in here and bring beer.

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Time for Hockey gents

I was so worried when konroyd wasn't on pregame.

I know it's been a while but it would be nice to get a winning streak going

already looking sloppy. whats wrong with the hawks this year?

Unknown.
Their first two games were amazing then they just shit the bed and just continued shitting and rolling in it.

Seemingly low effort play.

>even the telestrator is broken

Guess the telestrator and i have something in common then.

>Hello darkness, my old friend....

>Crawford playing the puck in the no-no zone

Holy shit this fucking sucks

just true. this PP is fucking embarrassing

>only just now realized the hawks were on the PP
Jesus christ guys.

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This is porn, isn't it?

>it's starting to look like the cubs are going to be the only team in Chicago that even have a chance of getting to the playoffs in 2018
what a strange time to be alive

Throw a hand up if you actually saw the bears win today.

Will we see to miracles in Chicago toady?

God damn it

Maybe, touch the fluffy tail and find out.

Disgusting

skeletons and tripniggers are reddit

You must spend a lot of time on reddit to know this.

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Did dargoth translate MGQP part 2 yet?
I'm too fucking lazy to check.

tbqh I posted on the Blackhawks subreddit a few times some years back out of curiosity. It is 100% no fun-allowed autism. I made a crack about Bill 'da trill' Kessle being a fat piece of shit and I was downvoted into oblivion because I was 'fat shaming' and Toews 'is heavier'.

yotes win 0-0

AWOOOOO

>fat shaming
how is that a thing

>uhhhh we uhh need uhhhh better passing uhhh ya know?

Oh, cool! Glad I'm not the only one haha

What are your main subs? :)

hey :) nice doubles lol hit me up! /u/newnigger2

I posted maybe five times. I don't use Reddit and that was my only experience.

People get absolutely assblasted when you call them fat. Truly, echo chambers were a mistake.

They were right, we are reddit. Time for vodka

I despise that creature.
>ugly
>out of shape
>unfunny
>terrible personality
>child molester

Yet somehow she is still incredibly successful.

>that subtle use of the valet kid
10/10

>wgn
>no pat boyle
>Some old slag anchoring the desk
All we need now is a wild Dan roan sighting

>dat qt blond that was font and center in the audience

>Sharp trying to put himself on the IR

So much for cleaning up the passing

what movie should i watch after this gsme
>no work tomorrow

>"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HOCKEY!?"
Damn this fan is going hard.

Swing out sisters.

goon

was for

Slapshot.

Eddie really sounds like himself this game and that makes me happy.

WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU CLEAR THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This does not bode well.

Crawdad the only thing holding this shit team together

>make commercial about chicagoans
>everyone is from the burbs
Come on.

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wew Crawford

Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?

to celebrate the bears

The chairs in the CME auction section don't even look comfortable. You'd think if you were paying like $700/ticket they'd give you something nicer than a folding chair

Life is suffering m8

I'm here because I can't be fucked to buy rope from the local Ace Hardware.

>not using amazon for everything

Found this funny meme today haha

You can even return the rope when you fail at hanging yourself

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Man i miss going to ace. Such a comfy store.

Plot twist I'm both there and here :)

every ace I've ever been to is staffed by the elderly who have no idea what is even happening and smells strongly of fertilizer chemicals

The hawks are sellers at the deadline right? Who do they have as trade bait?

>Power Play

Yeah but they have some good stories sometimes, and it's better than the questionable people at harbor freight.

boring shit game

>people payed $2,500 for those CME seats for tonight's game

That can be said of any place really.

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Well, the Hawks can now gouge the fans off the back of recent success and people will keep on buying $$$ tix until the team reaches Sox dumpster-fire levels of suck. Even then it's unlikely because the success has enshrined the Hawk's to an entire generation of Chicagoans much like the 86' Bears.

That was fucking close.

daaaaaaaaamn

how this score is still tied is amazing

Sweet fuck Crawford

>eddie can't have soft serve while he's getting treatments
absolute torture

FUCKING FINALLY

WINGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WINGELS

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WINGS

Really glad rape township showed up today.

fucking

of course

And then i eat my words.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Happens to the best of us.

ANISIMOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HERE WE FUCKING GO BOYS

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ANISIMOV

SCAAAAAAAARE!!

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SCHMALTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SCHMALTZ

What a fucking beautiful pass to Schmaltz

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Wait a sec, I've seen a more fancy version of that play by the same guys.