*Boom* *Boom* *Crash*
>"Fe-fi-fo-fun I smell the cunt of a plebeian"
You have thirty seconds to prove to muscle Chloe that you're a patrician before she clit rapes you to death. You are not allowed to show her any of your kino collection.
What do you do?
>Hard mode: You're not allowed to recite the plane scene from TDKR
T'was beauty that killed the beast
You're a big guy.
4 U
I feel like once she was holding me in those powerful arms I wouldn't want to get away.
muschloe is the best
Come here babe. Smother me with your arms. Choke my life away. I will die for you.
fuck off drew
Imagine it giving you a hand job.
Best thing about these edits is she's aware of them and has crippling body issues.
awwww
That was in response to this edit
Chloe posting is the best upcoming new meme of 2017.
Why is she such a troll
That's an edit?
>imagine the real human being
Is she... no way...
Guys, to survive this encounter we MUST quote Drive
Kek
...
Show her my collection of Cormac McCarthy books.
This is mean. You guys are a bunch of jerks.
Bane posting equals an instant clit raping.
This meme was never funny.
They got the next best thing since you weren't available
>his waifu looks like a troll
>he hates people mentioning it
>he's a trip fag
Looks like the only course of action is suicide, kiddo.
says the tripfag
I in-ironically want to weight train with her
Perhaps we would hook up
I'm developing a new fetish.
Can't clit rape the willing.
...
I don't get it...