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My new watch edition

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pray for the watch springbars edition

>surveillance

would SCREECH if the gubmint ever surveilled me, never leave the house haha xx

why is it on your foot lol

That alligator arm.

The scran

despise fat people

LOL

despise high tech watches

Hypercars look shit

VERY rude

despise the term 'goes like the clappers'

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where did everything go so wrong?

The million pound fedora

the so-called american national cuisine

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>1 mile
>walk

this angered me more than the picture

made a new vid lads

youtube.com/watch?v=Juj8ELsoQPw

northern """""irish""""" are neither irish nor people

you're gay

I want Emma Watson to kiss me whilst I creampie her vulva.

Yum

What's your gf like?

>"its very nippy"
>1.2 corsa

look closer
it too 30 minutes

had a laugh with this image
thanks for posting it

this is my gf

burnt her today while cooking a 'za

*furiously zigzags down the pavement*

mean

need her to crush my esophagus between those sweet thighs

INTJs, ENTJs, INTPs and ENTPs are the only types worth being

Sweet, cute, loyal, pretty, cracking arse, intelligent, bit boring tho

She's almost perfect but I've been with her over a year now and Im getting bored

NEED a good cry x

Nothing better than some comfy vidya after a long day at work

Good lad

what the fuck is he doing with that zippo and why is he cremating that cigar

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pretty good honestly
her pastry chef job is interesting, takes her out of the house most days but the pay is good
she's got an adorable pet eel too

>she's got an adorable pet eel too
So you're into traps huh

would buy/10

choon
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tittering

Lily Allen has a doctorate in the field of choonage
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pls be my gf lol

>bunch of assblasted irish-americans forced them to pull an icecream flavour
chortling

howling

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>the moon landing was real

aka the tale of /brit/

is there anything more embarrassing than muh heritage fags? work at a tea house and this mong came in talking about how "it reminds him of home because of his scottish origins" when he was born in canada. utter runtoid. my grandpa is from scotland too you dumb wannabe jock

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#doitforstate

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Reminder that lily Allen is more educated than you and has a masters from Bristol in politics

Why do scots hate the english so much?

>tfw got a proto-gf today
Very confused by how natural all of it was for me.

me

>masters from Bristol
not worth the paper its printed on

on the whole they dont, just a few vocal runts

I remember when I thought I had a proto gf

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>This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

land of the "FREE" strikes again

Ben&Jerry's are massive SJW Jews

remember the Drumpf advert

"culture"

>educated
The word has become virtually meaningless now. All I hear when a millennial says "educated" is "indoctrinated and arrogant."

poor men wanna be rich, rich men wanna be king, and a king ain't satisfied till he rules over everything

and who the hell is ayatollah khomeini?

gonna do it lads
gonna break it off with the scoliosis gf

monster

who?

you'd have to have some backbone to do that

>>educated
>The word has become virtually meaningless now. All I hear when a millennial says "educated" is "indoctrinated and arrogant."

Iran should be a lesson from history. This is what Islam can do to a secular, modern country.

so true...

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LOVE THIS i do aha so quirky and random like me :P

honestly don't think it was even a thing until mel gibson

>Ben&Jerry's are massive SJW Jews

gonna get a jag lads

Glad you agree, even if you can't articulate it because of your autism (which I am sympathetic towards btw - my aunt is an autist).

Got called a Paki outside of Greggs

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New Orleans should be wiped off the planet desu

restore an ancient people's former glory and free them from the chains of anglo-american domination?

Called a Paki a Paki inside Greggs

imagine being offended at a remark placed against white people
imagine writing a 5 line comment on the internet about why you are offended
imagine continuing to reply to comments months later defending yourself
how do pansies like this still exist

got called a fucking nigger in greggs

nice cherrypicking

which one lad?

bunch of racists, glad the "brexit" thing isnt happening after all :)

>Iran
>photos from Afghanistan

just heard a song that was just a black guy crying about gay jokes and youtube comments
thought negroes were supposed to be hard lads

>tp
>tf

'sheed

link

>being a girl is easy

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see you there

Not even cherrypicking m8, mum used to work as a stewardess for Iran air leading up to the revolution when she was young, she's white and English btw, and said that Iran was amazing back then and went to shit afterwards.

wish i was ricki

yeah it literally is