You wake up in a British Village
You wake up in a British Village
Go to me local and smash 6 pints of bitters with the lads before shouting "paki" at a polish melt whilst popping down to Bazrahs Kebabs.
Get the fuck out
Would do this, assuming they don't dismiss me as a yank because I chose to practice American accent instead of English accent.
Fugg now i gotta bin that knife
disgusting.
oi m8 u 'aving a giggle?
>ITT: larping
Why
*goes back to london*
comfy af
Good lad
Well... american "movie accent" is just really the easiest way to speak english. UK accents needs WAY more work (it's like Norwegian dialects).
I miss living in my old seaside village every damn day.
>UK accents needs WAY more work
And no matter how hard you try you will never sound like them anyway :D
US english is easier that way.
don't speak with a ger accent so no one gets butthurt
>goes back to Bulgarian village to fugg qt British grannies
"Thank God I'm in a first world country now"
Declare independence
go to mcdonalds
"Allahu akbar"
Found the jihadist
You wake up in a Californian suburb
Go to local restaurant and order fish and chip.
this but the exact opposite.
This
Move to a one of the many nicer ones.
that's one comfy graveyard
Move to the coast. Being inland is for absolute plebs.
teach them how to make a proper fish n chips
Villages like that are shit. All it is traditional residences that serve no purpose other than to be pretentious. Where are the useful things like the shop, takeaway or pub? I find continental Europe has this issue more
would I get problems there?
what do you mean
This, but every single moment.
How about near a comfy lake?
Well la de da
you know exactly what I mean
You mean being confronted, attacked, harassed? If so then no. They'd likely be pleasantly surprised by the presence of a foreign visitor, in fact.
hmm ok.
Would be prepared anyway.
man if the people there fuck with you fuck them back.