Alien: Covenant

Alien: Covenant
Meet Walter
youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7E7Qp-s-8
youtube.com/watch?v=TvQViPBAvPk
youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>It's ANOTHER android being the bad guy in an Alien movie.

Intel is finished and bankrupt

I want to live in that future.

>powered by AMD
Nvidiacucks btfo

This is great, an ad for the for the current era technology that does not exist in the capacity presented in the video.

In other words cyberpunk.

nice fine print at the bottom

Is the xenomorph the same species in this as in Alien? Why dont they come up with a new species?

I'm sure the fact that he looks almost exactly like the evil android from the last movie won't play into any kind of twist ending or anything

$AMD to the moon and beyond confirmed

Either Walter or David is the head of corporation now.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BUILD A COMPUTER

God, this looks so fucking stupid.

i'm sure david and walter won't have a huge climactic fight where walter wins and leaves on the colony ship only for it to be revealed he's actually david.

in future, we can GROW computers, just like children's brains grow. First it is 1 cell, then its a computer.

I'm the real Walter
No I am
Shoot him
No, shoot him

This has nothing on the David viral video trailer for Prometheus

youtube.com/watch?v=RJ7E7Qp-s-8

Why did they call him Walter? Aren't names supposed to be in alphabetical order?

Way to ret-con what made the last one decent, fuck this sequel.

Isn't it a bit stupid that Walter is a different model to David?

you're thinking of hurricanes.

>has his hair styled like T.E. Lawrence even though we establish David does this on the trip

Fuck that Walter shit, where can I order a xenomorph egg? It's my gf's birthday soon...

Thats the point, retardo. You dont wanna see the slaughter of cows when you wanna buy some meat, do you?

will walter fuck me if i want

>David and Walter bants about the stupidity of humanity and the universe while experimenting on xenos

If only they cut all the supporting actors and just have Fassbender argue with himself for 2 hours and this would be a glorious.

>Implying Peter O'Toole and T.E. Lawrence are the same thing.

He's not the bad guy

It represents David's childlike behaviour mimicking his heroes. He doesnt see the actor, but the character.

*nods respectfully towards you*

It's O'Toole in the role of Lawrence.

youtube.com/watch?v=TvQViPBAvPk

Doesn't change my point though.

>Alien
(A)sh
>Aliens/Alien3
(B)ishop
>Resurrection
(C)all
>Prometheus
(D)ave
>Covenant
(W)alter

(E)than

...

>Still using touch pads

>ANOTHER
>not the bad guy in 2
>not the bad guy in 3
>not the bad guy in 4

>He thinks a 22nd century computer will follow 20th century paradigms.
keep thinking in logic gates, obsolete man

>AMD Ryzen single handedly taking down Intel confirmed

Sell your stocks while you can boys

Why would they design an old robot with such ugly skin

this 2bh

Covenant
>Two androids
>David and Walter
>One is good, one is evil

Alien
>Two producers
>David Giler and Walter Hill
>?

What did they mean by this?

>android is evil in the first movie
>android is a good guy in the second movie
BRAVO RIDLEY

someone posted spoilers and while I question their authenticity david somehow got a new body and he kills Water and takes his place and starts fucking up the new crew

>muh xeno

Fuck off, sequelfag

so much this
that trailer is one of the best scifi short I've ever seen

What an unexpected turn of events.

*Drinks Wheat Juice*

*turns head*

>Born to Lead.Built to Fight.
what did they mean by this?

Can we discuss the bonus situation?

*hands you wheat shake*

How do you go from making androids that look like Fassbender to making androids that look like Ian Holm?

That's just a theory
a movie theory
ba zinga

...

More wheat oil in their processor, they were lacking on it during the first alien film

Ash did nothing wrong desu

Why are androids made by isis executioners?

Or kills walter straight off the bat and harvests him for upgrades

>10 years later
>better not advance in that time

Wouldn't David be still superior to Walter?

David gained a lot more experience than Walter has. Walter is like an infant compared to him. How much knowledge can a robot gain in 10 years? Impossible to tell even.

...

...

why does the droid creation look so occulty?

Everything is in Hollywood.

Variaty, different jobs different look maybe based on creators at the time

>powered by AMD

real subtle product placement there senpai

David = Apple (faggot)
Ash = Intel (evil)
Bishop = nVidia (crippled)
Walter = AMD (failure)

...

Intel_tears,jpg

...

uh yeah that's something about that bonus. but what about the xeno attack on the wookies?

David will reprogram him

and then one will kill the other and it's gonna be all like dude cain and abel lmao

This would be so fucking lame

...

...

>missing the point that the hair style is a programmed behavior that, in the movie, appears to be an naturally developed and human like behavior which is the fucking point of David's model.

He'll kill him by bashing him with shaws skull

>Ash
>Bishop
>Call
>David
>Walter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>amd
so it's shit

yes, a million times this
prometheus is already the better movie

...

DAHNALD

>Alien: Ash
>Aliens: Bishop
>Alien Resurrection: Call
>Prometheus: David

>Alien: Covenant:... Walter

Way to fucking go. Should've called him Edward or something you dingdongs!

I thought it was just Weyland corporation in Prometheus, pre-Yutani merger.

Well, with daddy dead, I guess the shareholders sold out.

It's not as good, but I'm glad they didn't just try and re-create this and did it in the style of a modern technology commercial instead

"The Birth of Our Three-Way"

The smile on the dude's face.

someone redpill me on this wheat meme

It's official!
youtube.com/watch?v=svnAD0TApb8

...

why every sci fi nowdays looks so fucking gray and flat boring, I know I'm not looking at some children movie but jesus add some fucking contrast, in your depressing blue toned shit

>make the same fucking movie
>have the same fucking marketing gimmick

Are these people retarded?

>too cheap to make an animated scene of him getting flesh.

Five element did it right and so did Gits

>intelligence powered by AMD

pushing the idea that the future will be dark and lame and right now is the best time ever

I want this to be good anons, it won't be right?

wat

3deep6me

So are these androids the same as replicants? We know that Alien and Blade Runner supposedly take place in the same universe, so are they the same thing, or are they competing brands?

Based AMD
Fuck the Intel jews

Compeating.
>tyrel corp bladerunner
>weyand industries alien