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Why did my parents move me to this shithole I wanna go back REEEEE

Having sex with a used female makes you a cuck. There is no difference between fucking your wife 2 seconds after another man has came in her and 2 years. It's literally just time. Yes, that's right; in the bluepilled normie world, the difference between cuckoldry and a """healthy relationship""" is literally just TIME. Think about that.

>You took HOW many tries to pass your test? hahahahah

Well, how many tries was it lads?

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want to move to britain because it seems like having a car and a 500sqft apartment is enough to qualify for a qt gf

here in yankville qt gfs demand you have a brand new lexus and a million dollar mansion

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planking > sit ups

correct?

yes

but take my advice with caution....for i am american

chortling

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1 because i dont have a learning disability

Never bothered, don't need to drive

Don't do it unless you're black, women in the UK only like BBC these days

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classic hollywood

passed both parts first time

What sort of spaz fails?

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Well then you're shit out of luck aren't you?

not going to work

... Banging on the ceiling starting again ... I am being abused in this country I want to go to the United States of America now ...

People FAIL their driving test?

just passed it in 1 last friday

funny how all the money in the world cant stop you looking haggard as fuck.

>Global equity index provider FTSE Russell has reclassified Poland as a developed market starting in September next year, an upgrade from emerging market status.
>The decision means Poland “has joined the 25 most developed economies of the world,” including Germany, France, Japan, Australia and the United States, the Warsaw Stock Exchange said in a press release on Saturday.

Still getting the bus at 27yo haha...

How do brits feel about american accent?

2 because the first time the driver had a stroke

and people derided my decision to invest in eastern poland haha

hahahaha you failure

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"American accent" aren't accents in America region specific? A person from Maine will sound different to someone from Texas.

A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on /brit/ can count himself as a failure.

but i got it my first time at 17

t. 26 year old failur

you can hardly tell the difference

texas accent is a meme

There are hardly any region specific accents in the US anymore. Everything has sort of merged into one horrid accent thanks to media, internet

1 mate. My instructor said I was his fastest ever pupil

if poland plays their cards right they could be like japan in a few decades

getting bullied at uni lads

Yes.
Some are super noticeable while others arent real accents, they just pronounce simple words like potato and tomato differently, and use different words and phrases.

>3 minutes

his other eye must have been pretty slow haha

i dont like Dylan Rooff

incredible record

Probably not a song that needed to be extended to 9 minutes
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>Everything has sort of merged into one horrid accent thanks to media, internet

Fucking hate this upward inflection valley girl shite

its good, it connotes humour and mystery, which work well for the band

2 for both lol
nobody cares

hes woke af

Going to have a Mr killings and a cup of tea

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love your cat lads

*puts pubes on your pillow and wipes my willy on your toothbrush*

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

need to shove that up her arse desu

heard someone refer to me as "that guy who walks weird"

england can't even score against SLOVENIA

cats smell weird

all the people in uni classes are leftists. what should i do?

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International football should be banned it is the grimmest of the grim

do you think he's with the aryan nation now?

south korea used to be a shithole only recently, look at their rural areas its literally 3rd world

say that to my face then see what happens

That's in hell isn't it?

Harry Kane actually looks handsome nowadays. He's grown into his looks.

do a paddock

>in the chemist paying £8.60 for a prescription even though im on minimum wage
>some JF parks his new audi outside and gets his prescription for free
What am i doing wrong

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International football is the only good football

everything else is just corporate dogshit, its a business not football

this whole post is baffling

nah my cats brains are too small to get sad
ones in my bed right now and the others curled in front of the fire
both couldnt be happier

Six things I could never do without
1. my bed
2. the virgin train network
3. my phone charger
4. flip flops
5. Dr Pepper
6. documentaries

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i love you

rootless cosmopolitan

No, he's in jail numbskull

>What am i doing wrong

Consuming modern """medicine""" for a start. State of your third eye

moon looks massive tonight

need to have a cat in my life

Rasheed

love you too mate not gay though x

CoonKiller1488

Basically the same thing. No, worse because jails actually exist.

rasheeds are obsessed with football you mong

raps

Lithuania have equalised against Malta through Vykintas Slivka.

And guess who else has scored? That's right, Norway are now 6-0 up against San Marino.

Ole Selnaes has added his name to the score-sheet.

saw a bloody TORy today and his bankers BONUSES bloody TORY CUNTS

>Dr Pepper
FOY

moved the moon a few thousand miles closer to earth tonight for my own amusement

>RASHFORD

>flip flops

Imagine caring about, not just sport, but irrelevant sport.

Sounds comfy af

had two willies in my arse in 7 years and no toy over 4 inches. do i still count as tight?

literally standing in front of my desk wearing flippity flops as we spoke

you count as bent

poooooooo
poo will tear my arsehole again

So hows that gf 2017 coming along then lads? :)

did you just assume their gender?

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can't wait to give you the ultimate buttplay: a knife-raping