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Why did my parents move me to this shithole I wanna go back REEEEE
Having sex with a used female makes you a cuck. There is no difference between fucking your wife 2 seconds after another man has came in her and 2 years. It's literally just time. Yes, that's right; in the bluepilled normie world, the difference between cuckoldry and a """healthy relationship""" is literally just TIME. Think about that.
>You took HOW many tries to pass your test? hahahahah
Well, how many tries was it lads?
want to move to britain because it seems like having a car and a 500sqft apartment is enough to qualify for a qt gf
here in yankville qt gfs demand you have a brand new lexus and a million dollar mansion
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planking > sit ups
correct?
yes
but take my advice with caution....for i am american
chortling
1 because i dont have a learning disability
Never bothered, don't need to drive
Don't do it unless you're black, women in the UK only like BBC these days
bbc.com
classic hollywood
passed both parts first time
What sort of spaz fails?
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Well then you're shit out of luck aren't you?
not going to work
... Banging on the ceiling starting again ... I am being abused in this country I want to go to the United States of America now ...
People FAIL their driving test?
just passed it in 1 last friday
funny how all the money in the world cant stop you looking haggard as fuck.
>Global equity index provider FTSE Russell has reclassified Poland as a developed market starting in September next year, an upgrade from emerging market status.
>The decision means Poland “has joined the 25 most developed economies of the world,” including Germany, France, Japan, Australia and the United States, the Warsaw Stock Exchange said in a press release on Saturday.
Still getting the bus at 27yo haha...
How do brits feel about american accent?
2 because the first time the driver had a stroke
and people derided my decision to invest in eastern poland haha
hahahaha you failure
"American accent" aren't accents in America region specific? A person from Maine will sound different to someone from Texas.
A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on /brit/ can count himself as a failure.
but i got it my first time at 17
t. 26 year old failur
you can hardly tell the difference
texas accent is a meme
There are hardly any region specific accents in the US anymore. Everything has sort of merged into one horrid accent thanks to media, internet
1 mate. My instructor said I was his fastest ever pupil
if poland plays their cards right they could be like japan in a few decades
getting bullied at uni lads
Yes.
Some are super noticeable while others arent real accents, they just pronounce simple words like potato and tomato differently, and use different words and phrases.
>3 minutes
his other eye must have been pretty slow haha
i dont like Dylan Rooff
incredible record
Probably not a song that needed to be extended to 9 minutes
youtube.com
>Everything has sort of merged into one horrid accent thanks to media, internet
Fucking hate this upward inflection valley girl shite
its good, it connotes humour and mystery, which work well for the band
2 for both lol
nobody cares
hes woke af
Going to have a Mr killings and a cup of tea
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love your cat lads
*puts pubes on your pillow and wipes my willy on your toothbrush*
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
need to shove that up her arse desu
heard someone refer to me as "that guy who walks weird"
england can't even score against SLOVENIA
cats smell weird
all the people in uni classes are leftists. what should i do?
International football should be banned it is the grimmest of the grim
do you think he's with the aryan nation now?
south korea used to be a shithole only recently, look at their rural areas its literally 3rd world
say that to my face then see what happens
That's in hell isn't it?
Harry Kane actually looks handsome nowadays. He's grown into his looks.
do a paddock
>in the chemist paying £8.60 for a prescription even though im on minimum wage
>some JF parks his new audi outside and gets his prescription for free
What am i doing wrong
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International football is the only good football
everything else is just corporate dogshit, its a business not football
this whole post is baffling
nah my cats brains are too small to get sad
ones in my bed right now and the others curled in front of the fire
both couldnt be happier
Six things I could never do without
1. my bed
2. the virgin train network
3. my phone charger
4. flip flops
5. Dr Pepper
6. documentaries
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i love you
rootless cosmopolitan
No, he's in jail numbskull
>What am i doing wrong
Consuming modern """medicine""" for a start. State of your third eye
moon looks massive tonight
need to have a cat in my life
Rasheed
love you too mate not gay though x
CoonKiller1488
Basically the same thing. No, worse because jails actually exist.
rasheeds are obsessed with football you mong
raps
Lithuania have equalised against Malta through Vykintas Slivka.
And guess who else has scored? That's right, Norway are now 6-0 up against San Marino.
Ole Selnaes has added his name to the score-sheet.
saw a bloody TORy today and his bankers BONUSES bloody TORY CUNTS
>Dr Pepper
FOY
moved the moon a few thousand miles closer to earth tonight for my own amusement
>RASHFORD
>flip flops
Imagine caring about, not just sport, but irrelevant sport.
Sounds comfy af
had two willies in my arse in 7 years and no toy over 4 inches. do i still count as tight?
literally standing in front of my desk wearing flippity flops as we spoke
you count as bent
poooooooo
poo will tear my arsehole again
So hows that gf 2017 coming along then lads? :)
did you just assume their gender?
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can't wait to give you the ultimate buttplay: a knife-raping