Be German

>be German
>I have real food everyday
>burger clapper eat rest products and get a heart attack. Because they're so fucking fat...

Was soll der Babykloß?

Davon wird doch keine Sau satt.

>be american
>enjoy calorie free food due to superior science

You third worlders give way too much of a shit about the USA. It's not healthy.

We don't even think about you guys, usually.

>usually
>ever
ftfy

>Americans not knowing what starches are

Why am I not surprised?

>europoors eating the scrap from the slaughterhouse floors
You seriously disgust me not even trolling

german 'food XD XD XD XD

It's pretty much only a specific segment of our society that eats like that. Yeah, they're fat fucks and will die early.

A lot of us are health freaks and probably eat healthier than the average German. I mean what the fuck is that dish in the photo? Looks like deep-fried lamb. Fucking disgusting. Eat a salad and go ride a bike.

I actually do not remember a single meal I had if Germany that was either not Arab or had potatoes. They were both delicious but how are Germans supposed to keep thier Übermenschen Neo-classical bodies?

you have no idea what you're talking about.
we have delicious food.
gotta have portion control though, most of the dishes are from a time were people worked in the field everyday. or they were special occasion- meals for sunday and religious holidays.
if you eat a lot of that everyday with a non-physical job, you'll get fat.
but really, a traditional german dish can be absolutely the best thing in the world.
you just need a german grandma that can cook.

Jerry, pls. All your food is sandnigger and roach food.

The one benefit of Muslim immigration to Germany is at least they have edible food now.

go suck on some wurst, german cuisine is nothing but dicks and goo

>be german
>be filled with intense self-hatred and undue collective racial guilt
>allow country to be flooded with savages that will rape my sisters/mothers/daughters
>and kill my brothers/fathers/sons
>my culture and heritage will be utterly destroyed in my lifetime
>but at least I have good yum-yums

>Frisst der einfach mal Dönerfüllung anstatt richtiges Sauerkraut

>Buying into the burger meme.

You guys actuallyinvented the burgur dumbass, its litterally a meme food here. REAL american cuisine is southern and cajun food.

>Schweinshaxe
>Schwein
Kys, kuffar.

oh look, the pot calling the kettle back

that looks amazing. What is it?

>german food
>real food
>not just potatoes and some other random ingredients thrown together

Face it, if you don't border the Med your food is shit.

>Contains peanuts

The very fact that they have to mention this worries me

t. Molenbeek Sandnigger

excuse me mister, but we like our Pork.

>pig feet
>real food
i fucking love hachse but feet arent really considered luxury/healthy only sexy :^)

...

>calories: 0
>ingredients: Corn Starch
Nigga what?

t. nigger once deployed in Germany and thinks he knows shit about the country

Go back to your trailer in Alabama, Tyrone!

Go choke on a blood sausage Augustus

Man I am so angry right now!!!1!11

>Burger
>Hamburger
>Hamburger
>Hamburger meat
>Hamburg
>Hamburg Deutschland
Illuminati confirmed

Honestly it depends on what part of the country your in. Like Texas has texmex, south has soul food, then there's Cajun, the Pacific Northwest has salmon and wild game, new England has lobster rolls and clam chowder, lots of different variations of course burgers are available but it doesn't mean it's the only food.

döner is better than this garbage

i never eat this garbage german food

maccas and kebab all day every day

>german food
>real food

pick one

>rotten cabbage is a delicacy
>real food

The first meal I had in Munich was delicious. We were around six people and we all shared duck, white sausage, hat weird purple cabbage you guys put in everything, a weird mashed potatoes that formed some kind of bread, thicc soup and beer. It was delicious, but of course, because of time, we spended the rest of the week eating mostly arab food, they are like the americans of Germany when it comes to culinary culture (Many good ingridients, suck at cooking)

>Be Irish
>Have no spuds

What is one example of Slovenian food that can't easily be attributed to another culture?

This. First we turks rebuild germany, then we need to teach them how to make proper food. Stupid Kartoffelfresser can't do anything right. Smdh fäm.

du weisst aber dass du immernoch ein scheiss deutscher bist und das kannst nicht aendern. man ist was man isst aber du bleibst scheisse.

Belgian cuisine :^)

>gum
>peanut flavour
>caramel colour
>sucralose (artificial sweetener)
>yellow 5 and 6

i bet the people eating that abomination are still fat as fuck because they cant proper /nutrition

What's wrong with that?

What is the point of eating calorie free food?

Fucking fat bastards!

he calls our Food shit, but it' like 90% the same shit

Also waffles. They only have chips and waffles.

>Mayonaise is literary 80% Fat and 1% Cholesterol
>Fries deep fried in oil
>Processed slaughter rests.