Norway appreciation thread

Norway appreciation thread.
I feel that Norway needs more praise, it is by far the best country in Europe. Norway has the best social systems, are the most rich and are the prettiest and smartest.

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Obvious Norwegian on holiday spotted.

Fuck you Norway never try to invade us again.

It's OK I guess.

well thank you pizza

Bare lat som om jeg ikke er.

It's a Banana republic only rich because of luck (oil) kind of like Qatar and S.A. and what have you

>snowniggers
>white

We invaded you so hard now you're craving to be invaded from Africa.

Look at our exports subhuman. Also see how we compared to other countries before we found oil. Your inferior brain will be surprised.

Nothing wrong with Norway , except , how shall i put this .........

Norway Is essentially a hair less cucked than Sweden, with an even more unstable economy and an ever sadder military. The only reason they seem even remotely based so far is because of their oil loans haven't started lashing back yet.

So yeah, they might have time to save themselves if they are lucky but they are darn close to Sweden level right now.

And now all the butthurt Norwegians will instead of trying to argue against these points just throw meme's at me and hope nobody notices this.

Clean my toilet, Ramoslav.

Without oil Norway's economy would be similar to Sweden's and Denmark's and like them we'd be paradises for our people hadn't it been for the apes we import.

>Slavs
>Human

spoken like a true idiot

LOOK! THE KEK IS HERE, LOL

Despite being counter-argued each and every time your eternal inferiority-complex is showing as usual. But what does it matter when you got nothing to lose.

SHUT UP! Switzerland is by far the greatest country in Europe right now. Beautiful landscapes, relaively few non-Europans, low taxes, a great political system, red pilled population + guns.

Well like they were big on fish and oil so when people really wanted fishoil they doubled their profits.

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I called it so perfectly it hurts.

Who are (you) voting on next year? I think I'll go with Pensjonistpartiet (The Pensioner Party) lol.

Don't get me wrong, sonny boy, Norway is a pretty good country. Having said that, it's a complete shithole compared to SWITZERLAND:

There is a norwegian bird next door to me. She is small, cute and fit.

I know you're mentally challenged like most slavshits, but take a hard look at the economy of the Nordic nations and the GDP/capita.

I'm sure you'll figure it out after a while.

Kek, at least their media covers migrant attacks unlike yours.

Sit down and shut your mouth.

Thats one butt ugly swed

"slav" think again anglo

>Here's an pol meme for you!

So there you have it kids! Point out facts and the Norwegians get triggered! How does it feel you are so cucked that facts trigger you? No wonder your military is under Swedish control now.

Also known as the worlds strongest man. But yeah I've heard male strength is an abnormality in Norway so i can see where that opinion came from.

> oil loans

wat

Hoyre.


stay away

>military is under Swedish control

wat again

We've all been to Sweden, you're not fooling anyone.

>didn't present any facts

I can tell by the way you formulate yourself and the insecurity in your tone that you're having a big somalian sausage in your shit funnel right at this very moment.

Hvorfor ikke frp?

>HÅHÅHÅÅHÅH I TROLL YOU HÅHÅHÅHÅÅ
>KNULL MEG I RÖVEN OCH KALL MEG SVEN, JAMAL HÅHÅHÅÅ

Han vil selge ut landet til EU.

>Also known as the worlds strongest man. But yeah I've heard male strength is an abnormality in Norway so i can see where that opinion came from.

kek

Hovedsaklig okonomi.
Frp har et par lyspunkt men over alt ikke nok.

anti-EU

> Fremskrittspartiet
> Vil selge landet til EU
Hva? Jeg trodde frp var mot EU?

>Social democrat dubai

I love you Norway im going to be moving there at the end of the year and i couldnt be more excited.

You have a beautiful country and wonderful people.

Is Kristiansand a nice place?

Det stemmer. FRP er imot EU-medlemskap. Hoyre, som han har tenkt stemme på, er tilhenger av norsk medlemskap i EU.

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Did you know that the Normans were named after the Norsemen: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normans

Try to invade you again? We're already your masters!

Kristiansand is a great place.

I like you Norway, you are our best brother country.

Nice! Cant wait to be the only fucking Kiwi in Scandinavia

Pretty decent in the summers at least. It's been a while since I last visited. Prepare for slushy and gray winters.
Remember to greet Julius for me when you're there.

Thanks danebro.

I will for you.

I would asasume in Kristiansand most people do their grocery shopping in Denmark? just as in Halden we did our shopping in Sweden.

>our Crown Prince LITERALLY has a wife's son
>Norwegian Government is the second highest donator to the Clinton Foundation

Nothing to be proud of

Don't know about that, but it sure seems like they have the most common sense of the Scandinavians.

Judging from how badly fucked up our county elections were, AP cucks are going to rule us again in a few years because Leftists fucking ruin this country as usual

Yes, the trip over the Skagerrak to Hirtshals takes just three hours. Many norwegians drive over to the infamous Roskilde music festival in Denmark every summer, so you'll probably find yourself on these brand new ferries one day.

>Swedes in the thread bashing Norway
kek

Stay there
Commie leftist fuckers are coming back soon into office to import brown people and piss on our flag

I mean, we gave asylum to a fucking terrorist leader under their reign because 'muh hooman rites'

Sounds brilliant.

Im just hoping the Norwegians will take to someone from somewhere with such a huge difference in culture, i hope im not too bogan.

>>Norwegian Government is the second highest donator to the Clinton Foundation
Isn't this set in motion by Hoyre? Never vote for those cucks, ever again I tell you. They have actually cucked over expectations, more than I would guess with AP in charge of the ship.

Never say never. AP is at the very moment the lowest since after election time in 2013, so I wouldn't totally rule out a continuation of todays government, with Hoyre and FRP in power.

Guys, this is the same Swede who goes to any threads to blatantly project, and honestly thinks the US is more cucked than Sweden.

Just ignore him, so he'll hang himself in the cuckshed soon due to lack of attention

Stop dickriding you wannabe Roman

>Frp beats Hoyre in more votes
>Hoyre claims prime-minister position or nada coalition

I wish I could vote for FRP, but I fear that the votes between Hoyre and FRP would be split, and that another party would get more votes

What the fuck, I thought AP was responsible for this as Jagland was buttbuddy with Bill

Seems like most of our parties are full retard leftists after all

Tbh, go all in on Frp, they get stronger in the parliament, won't be all that bad with AP as prime-minister in case Hoyre cucks out on coalition with Frp. Unlike Hoyre which fucking chickened out especially on the migrant-thing opening the borders en-masse´, AP got a steady plan for quotas.

Pretty much redpilled Scandies as their flag suggests. Pretty based imo