>"Kong: Skull Island" is a big, noisy B-movie infused with moments of wit and sprightly visual sophistication, anchored by what surely must be the most enormous version of our beloved ape since he made his debut in 1993.
Based Armond
Angel Lewis
Josiah Harris
>Armond likes it
Oh, it's shit and he knows reviews will be terrible
Hunter Bell
>1993
Anthony Martin
is he, dare I say it, /ournigga/?
Zachary Ross
>I'm a big, black ape.
- Armond White
Ayden Evans
>King Kong made his debut in 1993
was there even a King Kong movie in 1993?
Oliver Nguyen
How much longer until we get armond copy cats
Lincoln Moore
OP's bullshitting, Armond slammed it while reviewing a completely different movie
Ethan Murphy
doesn't surprise me. He's never described a movie as "noisy" and positive anymore
Wyatt Walker
holy shit he literally is just saying go see some shit indie flick, you weren't bullshitting
kek
Landon Jenkins
KAIJI KINO IS SAVED.
Thomas Thomas
Can't tell if Sup Forums unironically like this guy or not
Owen Gomez
>kang likes kong
what a surprise
Brayden Smith
how could you not? He gives well thought out criticisms from a consistent set of values and a technical competence in film making, as well as a significant understanding and appreciation of film history
he doesn't even have contrarian taste when it comes to the classics; Bergman, Tarkovsky, and DW Griffith he adores
Caleb White
based
you can't call an art critic contrarian, did you know that reddit?
Christian Russell
>which of these broads is Reean Johnson
I take it all back. Armond is a treasure and we would be lost without him
Anthony Baker
Nothing new for Werner. He's used to dealing with crazies.
Cooper Davis
>Francis Coppola’s overrated Apocalypse Now
A meme too far.
Michael Morris
You can say a movie is overrated but still like it right?
Jace Russell
For people who think Armond isn't an actual critic:
Academic criticism
More often known as film theory or film studies, academic critique explores cinema beyond journalistic film reviews. These film critics try to examine why film works, how it works aesthetically or politically, what it means, and what effects it has on people. Rather than write for mass-market publications their articles are usually published in scholarly journals and texts which tend to be affiliated with university presses; or sometimes in up-market magazines.[5]
This is what Armond does, not the kind of product reviews plebs today expect from a critic
John Gutierrez
>Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2 are masterpieces
yeah fuck this guy and his boyfriend too
Evan Diaz
>implying any of the shit he praises actually has any merit other than contrarianism
Jeremiah Rivera
How can one man be so based?
Lincoln Bennett
>muh cultural wars and spiritual metaphors
Liam Diaz
Maybe read what he says
Charles Taylor
you know OP is trolling and Armond actually hated Kong right? He spent most his review shilling for some indie film called Contemporary Color
Kayden Hill
Naah, I ain't gonna do it.
Carter Rodriguez
it's literally impossible
that's why he hates some great films and loves some shit films, otherwise he'd be a perfect human being
David Cook
Gonna watch it senpaitachi