Uhh...interdoesntloselol I guess?...edition Patrician 0-0s subedition Napoli choking yearly re-edition
Two more games to end Matchday 16: >09/12/2017 Cagliari 2 - 2 Sampdoria Juventus 0 - 0 Inter >10/12/2017 Chievo Verona 0 - 0 Roma Napoli 0 - 0 Fiorentina Udinese 2 - 0 Benevento S.P.A.L. 2 - 2 Hellas Verona 18:00 Sassuolo 2 - 1 Crotone 20:45 Milan 2 - 1 Bologna >11/12/2017 21:00 SS Lazio - Torino >12/12/2017 19:00 Genoa - Atalanta (postponed from today)
...but the SerieA comfy feel doesn't stop, thanks to the midweek Coppa Italia turn: >12/12/2017 20:45 Inter - Pordenone >13/12/2017 17:30 Fiorentina - Sampdoria 20:45 Milan - Hellas Verona >14/12/2017 21:00 SS Lazio - A.S. Cittadella
Don't forget to follow the draws today: CL draws at 12:00 EL draws at 13:00
Ian Gomez
SerieA is now officially the league with less points between 1st and 2nd place.
recommend following pordenone social media, they really got engrossed into the meme war
Dylan Turner
Juventus-Tottenham Shaktar-Roma
Can /SerieA/ do it?
Charles Harris
'yes'
Nathaniel Howard
ez
Cameron James
the first ever 6 gorillion derby
Gavin Brooks
It's snowing here
Alexander Gray
>tfw want the meme team to win but if that happens Inter will be relentlessly bantered for weeks How do I deal with this feeling /seriea/?
Ayden Jenkins
It's possible.
Inter confirmed to start Padelli, Karamoh, Ranno, Cancelo and Eder. Every outcome is very possible.
Jacob Robinson
I don't know lads, Tottenham killed RM and tied at Bernabeu
Mason Sanders
I know it is. Inter has been too solid this year, >we will probably concentrate all the crazy shit in one giant memorable fuckup. Pazza Inter not conceding the first point to Memevento was a red herring, something banana has to happen.
Benjamin Diaz
BVB-Atalanta Ffs fuck you you UEFA cunts
Brayden Sullivan
>I don't know lads, Tottenham killed RM and tied at Bernabeu conte with chelsea shits on them so it shouldn't be a hard task for jj because they have a better squad than chelsea
Maybe Yes Yes Can't say, going to have to see how Gatusso does
Jack Martinez
Don't worry, Jj has a man on the inside
Landon Wilson
...
Jaxon Harris
Siviglia-Juventus 2015/16
Adrian Gutierrez
Hopefully Ez but it's not happening Ez LADS
Daniel Sanchez
maybe if we conjure enough meme magic no, they will throw the game yes yes
Xavier Cox
those with less time will be so hungry to show skills so i think pardon will be btfo dirtily. eder will score 2 atleast
Julian Turner
If BVB don't get their shit togheter Dea might unironically do it
If they take it seriously they pass easy, if they think they can start reserve and pass anyway they are in for a rude awakening
EASY
Who the fuck knows, if Milan get his shit togheter even a little they should pass but that's not guaranteed
Oliver Lee
That's it /serielads/, we must devise a plan of intensive shitposting in order to harness as much meme magic as possible for the Dea and /ourguys/.
Julian Evans
...
Ian Thomas
>Juventus-Tottenham Tottenham >Shaktar-Roma Roma
>BVB-Atalanta Atalanta >Napoli-Leipzig Napoli >FCSB-SS Lazio Lazio >Ludogorets-Milan Milan
Pretty good all around. Juventus might win. Napoli might lose. Atalanta too if Dortmund can somewhat regain form.
Alexander Scott
what is this facial expression trying to convey?
Tyler Garcia
Last thread died so there's no Betty yet
Justin Clark
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzerie a
Connor Lewis
These dubs are a good starting point
Jaxson Davis
and what's your excuse for letting it die?
Jacob Rodriguez
sleeping :3
Kevin Carter
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Serie A. The tactics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the game will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Montella's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these VAR penalties, to realise that they're not just rigged- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike serie A truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Allegri's existential catchphrase "Warm up for me, Sturato" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maurizio Sarri's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Benisvento tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for my teammates' wives' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
David Smith
fucking sluts I swear
Jonathan Evans
It would be the most Inter thing to lose against Pordenone at home after a 16 games unbeaten run.
Jose Carter
>There's also Montella's nihilistic outlook Change it to "Rino Gattuso", makes more sense
Asher Foster
>0W 1D 15L, 8gf 38ga
Jacob Bennett
HEY! Say sorry to her!
Adam Stewart
That one point will go down in history though
John Ramirez
More like
Juventus Waxtap Borussia Dortmund Napoli Lazio Ludogorets
Isaiah Cruz
>that Corvino coat
Josiah Scott
No one can replace the Montella. The smug is eternal.
Juan Morgan
Buongiorno amici, should I be scared of Atalanta?
Jordan Brown
In the form you're in, you should be scared of everyone.
Parker Bell
maybe
Brandon Flores
To be fair, that Everton were like dead last in the Premier League.
Samuel Morales
yes
Chase Reyes
How do you call this hairstyle?
Chase Ortiz
still at home and all that money got and spent in the tranny window. no excuses imotbh
Jose Brown
We kicked out that Dutch manager fraud now tho
Hopefully it will get better with the likable Austrian lad. It's still 2 months until the game, so enough time to git gud again.
Samuel Parker
>We kicked out that Dutch manager fraud now tho didn't you hire the guy that was getting Koln relegated tho?
Mason Richardson
Yes, but he was quite successful in his 4 years before there.
He literally took Köln from the 2nd league to the Europa League and, before this season, always solidly avoided the relegation battle even.
They just made horrible transfers last summer, literally every player they bought turned out to be shit and their best players either went to China (Modeste) or got injured for the entire 1st half of the season (Hector)
Stöger knows how to build solid defenses and that is what we desperately need now. I'm quite optimistic desu
Leo White
He also got him in Bundes and reached 5th place the year after I think
Elijah Wilson
Roadkill
Ayden Diaz
The 'ragazzo di soia'
Grayson Rogers
lads does tinder work in italy
Robert King
English Premier League 31.01.2018 - Tottenham (h) vs. Manchester United 03.02.2018 - Liverpool vs. Tottenham (a) 10.02.2018 - Tottenham (h) vs. Arsenal
UEFA Champions League Round of 16 1st Leg 13.02.2018 - Juventus vs. Tottenham (a)
Good news for Jj customers
Joseph Martin
dunno but considering how much dick i get with grindr there you're fine
Gabriel Cruz
>portugal
Grayson Baker
I've never got why EPL does this thing of changing the order of matches for the 2nd half
Dylan Adams
I'm not that much into dicks anymore but Italy is the paradise for Grindr. Plenty of hot muscular guys and not as many sluts as in northern countries. Sometimes you get the occasional weirdo that believes he's an ubermensch because he actually reads some books between a gym session and the other, but still.
Anthony Peterson
>portugay
Jace Gomez
More opportunities for rigging the schedule, that way the entertainment value is higher.
EPLel literally is the fast food of football leagues
Hudson Rogers
Lazio - Strakosha, Bastos, de Vrij, Radu, Marusic, Parolo, Leiva, Milinkovic, Lulic, Luis Alberto, Immobile >Torino - Sirigu, De Silvestri, Nkoulou, Burdisso, Molinaro, Rincon, Valdifiori, Baselli, Berenguer, Belotti, Iago Falque
Waifu of the day
Liam Wood
i wasn't even aware they did that untill today, that's retarded
Aiden Gutierrez
>Nkoulou
Lucas Howard
You now remember Rincon at Jj
Luke Bell
>when a guy from fucking senegal has the same name as me memes are going too far
Jace Gonzalez
pic very much related
Noah Lopez
Ours is a little better but not simple as well
Jose Phillips
Good thing is football authorities in Italy will probably move the games to accomodate Jj, like moving the Fiore game to friday the 9th
Jace James
i hope for 0-0 desu
Alexander Stewart
Hope for a Torino wins And Belotti to score
Jace Walker
>n' culo
Evan Wilson
Penmobile btfo
Caleb Hall
WTF??? WHERE IS PENAL???
Parker Bailey
>immobile
Jordan King
Lmao var is a fucking joke
Colton Ross
Onesto ragazzo del sud not so onesto after being sent off
Ethan Brooks
t. claudio lotito
Nicholas Diaz
Immobile should probably have been sent off, but it was also a penalty.
Xavier Reyes
Wasn't his family related to the mafia?
Angel Howard
yes a mistake there. i think ref might make up for it in second half after hearing the mistake
Grayson Sanchez
>bravo ragazzo lavoratore del sud
Nathan Brooks
"It's Marotta." "B-but signore, it's Lazio-Torino, why do you care?" "Don't ask." *click*
Connor Hernandez
>Immobbbbbile missing the match against Inter really makes you think
Caleb Peterson
gotta show some love for the cousins every once in a while Now can we all take a minute to realize what a huge meme Belotti is and how lucky were all the teams that didn't buy him this summer
Wyatt Brooks
there's two matchdays before inter-lazio, shouldn't he be available?
Zachary Nguyen
he will get a 3 match ban
Parker Russell
Here we have a saying "one eye on the fish and other ion the cat". That's probably what he's doing right there.
Landon Bailey
one eye on Milinkovic and the other on Savic
Hudson Cruz
de rossi only got 2 for bitchslapping so immobile will probably get the same
