Finally found a potential artist! He and his colorer-inner of his art i guess want $50 each every month but the thread he offered in 404'd so i hope he sees this. Will pay him $50 at the moment to sketch our characters, and if we like him I'll pay for this month's pages. Im already writing.
FAQs:
>the fuck is this shit? A general.
>for what? a Sup Forums comic
>can you be more specific? in the Terra School District, rules and funding for Murica Elementary are defined by the kids of student council themselves. In following students Hillary and Trump on their mission to become student body president of Murica Elem, readers both young and old will see the political and social issues from their real world adapted to an all-too cute and definately familiar setting. When not at the school, readers will see inter-school struggles at Terra Learning District's conference building, where student council leaders of the other racially-based schools come to battle it out in defense of their own institution's agendas. Such is the world of 'Commander and Cute'
>gee, how can i help?
By suggesting any political figures, events to add into the storyline, or social groups you feel should be personified into the comic's roster. Finding an artist to do the comic would be a big help right now.
bio: >cringeworthy in attempts to look like a leader >ran tech-club into the ground >annoys Cruz daily by wanting to get in on his plans against Trump >tries hard to be recognized as an enemy of Hillary, always fails
arcs: >nothing suggested yet
Logan Rodriguez
>he and his chicks
and ay cool, i'll get my partner in this thread
Andrew Roberts
Sup Forums needs to be in it, obvs.
Samuel Richardson
snat here!
Jacob Perez
Arc suggestion: football games against *insert middle east country here* elementary. insert bombings and terrorist cheating wherever
Elijah Barnes
bio: >takes pride in being the girlfriend of Murica Elementary's student body president >is suspected by the whole school of being a boy
arcs: >dodges assassination attempts after successfully petitioning to get the school eating only healthy but shit tasting food >being suspected of having a penis for so long, students of the school try desperately to find out the truth by pantsing her/attempt to see her change for gym
Bentley Bell
Im glad youre here! Have a email i can contact you at? A tumblr? I have a $50 paypal gift code to send you if you want to show us how you'd draw the characters!
Happy you could join us
I like the idea
bio: >student body president of the racially German school >control freak >has a thing for thing for brown boys
arcs: >none suggested
Matthew Price
snat / my work email is zklblake @ gmail.com + my tumblr is natalieccw! me and pech will get on it right away
Bentley Watson
bio: >popular with girls at the school, despised by the guys >part of Hillary's posse, much to scorn of jealous Huma >dresses up as a native american warrior everyday, tomahawk toy with rubber bow and arrow
arcs: >in order to become recognized as a native american at the school, she tries living the life of actual tribe indians for a day
Dominic Brooks
Going to send you the paypal code right now to your tumblr, i just want to see how you guys will draw some of our main characters.
bio: >hovers around Don's campaign seeking attention >mortal enemy of Elizabeth Warren
arcs: >need to be suggested
Adam Bell
Keep forgetting my trip, im not used to namefagging i apologize. I guess youll recognize me by my ID after the first post anyway. Sent the paypal code to your tumblr natalie. Once again thanks for considering this you two.
bio: >always loyal to Hillary's side. >outgoing and dependable. >has a crush on Hillary which conflicts with her desire to maintain a professional relationship.
arcs: >nothing suggested so far
Nathan Cox
my tumblr is squidlytea
Easton Sanders
As far as i'm concerned this comic is both now yours by rights. I am not aware of real trademarksmanship but im only here to post what others have suggested in old threads, create the general if i dont see one, and give you both $50 each every month to make sure Sup Forums has something good to look forward to every now and then.
bio: >mischievous and power-hungry >moe qualities show whenever she is obviously out of touch or reads the room wrong paper (think Haruhi Suzumiya). >plot conflicts often arise from her recklessness when handling her machinations to become empress of the school district, but first she has to become student body president of her own institution >she and boyfriend Bill have a huge jar of lunch money to use for favors (metaphor for Hillary and Bill's Clinton Foundation) >completely hopeless tech wise. requires help from Huma emotionally and tech-wise
arcs: >gets letters passed to her about an upcoming raid at the Libby Elementary student council club house by muslim students who oppose Murica and Libby elementary relations. Chooses to ignore them. Murica Elem student council members get their asses kicks. Denies ever getting such letters. >if you want to make above metaphor simpler, Hillary gets caught passing notes in class; throws her entire bookbag out the window >gets to take the class pet home for the weekend, loses him >becomes convinced someone keeps throwing rocks at her on the playground >beats a kid named Vinny in a fight and sends him to the nurses office with a bloody nose; no one ever sees him again (his parents transferred him to another school)
Connor Scott
bio: >Hillary's boyfriend >former student body prez >Everybody loves him
arcs: >Billy comes down with something, leading to the class wondering if he's gonna die
Hudson Thomas
i second this, Sup Forums should be the principal/superintendent
Julian Johnson
Thanks for contributing, here is the suggestion from the first general
bio: >additional comic relief >hillary's boyfriend she keeps around pretty much as an accessory >student body presidency tarnished for cheating >still has a thing for younger students >secretly dating 3 other students
arcs: >if we are following IRL events, will probably die of a heart attack within the year
In the second general i think we agreed that Sup Forums would be personified by various alt-right kids that follow Trump around (kid Garrison, kid that wears a Sup Forums armband, etc)
In the first general someone suggested the principal be either a man named Conner I. Anderson (CIA) and the viceprincipal be named Fredrick B. Ingles (FBI)
To be honest, since the jews supposedly run our world, i think the superintendent should be a hook nosed zionist named Mr. Bilderburg
Aiden Turner
bio: >hotblooded and unpredictable master persuader >used to be friends with Hillary and Bill before enrolling into politics class >impulsive on stage, but has a 4D chess master plan >real estate empire is a playground sandcastle building service >gets big allowances from dad >boyfriend to Melania who is a beautiful but ditzy child model >arch rivals : Hillary, Romney, Ryan, Rand, Jeb, Rubio, Obama >best friends : Carson, Christie, Palin
arcs: >wants to build a fence around the school, keeping the students from the failing and starved mexican school out >gets in trouble for monopolizing swing set usage and not letting black kids have a turn >starts reselling candy from his neighborhood corner store at a profit; spends it all at the Xerox to advertise and runs out of both candy and money >discovers an entire shipping pallet of gold spray paint; sprays everything he owns, including himself (the fumes make him loopy >after his dad loses everything in a stock market mixup he becomes humbled for a week. his dad gets the money back.
Levi Watson
>Mr Bill. Derberg
Ryan Diaz
Perfect. Its settled then who the superintendent is. Hope you all agree on the CIA and FBI one unless you got a more clever name for those two as well.
bio: >comic relief sore loser driven to irrelevance by his utter assblast by Hillary >hillary bullies him constantly yet he takes it like a cuck >leads a group of loud younger students who crybully everyone (the SJWs personified by a crossdressing student, dyke, flamer, and kid who dresses up as a wolf) >beats everyone at Basketball >bullied by a triplet of black girls mad student council hasnt addressed unfair treatment by hall monitors (who personify the police). physical appearance of the black girls to look something like img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1467/83/1467830474333.png
arcs: >tries petitioning to make everything in the school free. poorly maintained facilities due to no funding start bugging the fuck out
Sebastian Williams
By the way, the janitors and mods have been nice enough to let the threads stay up till they reach page 11, hell our first general lasted 17 hours. However if they change their mind i ask yall to either search /trash/'s catalog for 'Commander and Cute' or create the thread yourself if you dont see one up. Ill always try to create one here at 12-2pm.
bio: >undisputed class president of the russian school >mutual arch enemy of Hillary, just as power hungry if not more than her >plans to make his recovering school the strongest in the district, never reckless >admired by Trump, still friends with cool kid Dubya >mocks Obama on a daily basis >basically, any time he is involved shit gets irreversibly real
arcs: >when one of his school's expensively crafted plane toys is hit by a rock from the nearby turkish school, he vows vengeance against their student body president Erdogan
Thomas Perez
bio: >a mess >the butt of everyone's joke the entire fucking series >envies his brother Dubya's relationship with dad and his popularity at school for being an ex SBP
bio: >the nicest student at the school, but if provoked becomes violent >narcoleptic, literally falls asleep in the middle of conflicts >overly imaginative
arcs: >in trying to make goodfriend Trump feel better about his chances in the school election, Carson secretly grabs Hillary and operates on her brain, turning her into a mindless subservient lapdog for Trump's bidding. Things become complicated for Carson as competitive Trump desires the tenacious conflict between him Hillary again, not wanting to win the election in an easy way. When carson attempts to correct his wrongs by reoperating on Hillary, he falls asleep in the middle of every procedure, resulting in Hillary becoming a different version of herself every time, causing havoc in the school. She gets cured when she hits her head (just like muh anime)
Austin Baker
>not of Palin
What are you, bad taste incarnate?
John Bailey
bio: >became a legendary member of the british school's student council after starting the movement to seperate itself from other racially-european schools that allow degeneracy >admires Rand's dad and Donald >smokes and drinks
arcs: >needs to be suggested
Jordan Smith
british civil conflict arc the lads led by nige fight the salty remanians at cricket or something for control of the school
Henry Cruz
....maybe
Blake Thompson
bio: >beloved by the SJWs, gays, and muslims of his canadian school
arcs: >when the muslim kids start beating up on the gay kids for their haram ways and the SJW kids start beating up on the muslims for not being tolerant, Trudeau must pick a side.
Liam Nelson
Is this actually happening? I love you, Sup Forums.
Ayden Rogers
that fkin potato in the middle of his face
Nathaniel Cox
Doing our best. Hopefully we'll have a few pages by the end of the month. No rush on our artists part though. Im just thankful they joined.
Jayden Hernandez
the local shopkeeper has to be the happy merchant
Eli Walker
read the thread spaghetti man, Mr. Bill Derberg is school superintendant
Wyatt Bailey
oops, missed that. sorry ahmed
Asher Walker
Since we already have a jew for superintendant, i dont think we can fit a jew shopkeeper into the mix. Besides we are trying to keep the setting at the schools and the district conference building, since the schools already represent a nation themselves while the district conference buildings represent the world all together. Thanks for contributing a suggestion though.
bio: >student body president of Murica Elementary >once thought to make the school a bastion of education, hasnt much to show for it >hated by everyone >hangs out with longtime enemy Boehner now that they can stop pretending to be enemies
arcs: >needs to be suggested
Aaron Walker
ok, so is this going to be a status quo sort of thing where there are plenty of arcs built around obongo being president and not moving on, or will it change with real world events, or what?
Asher Jackson
In terms of format the main focus is the characters and their interaction to eachother and their goals (the election, their institution's agenda's, etc) while having to deal with the political and social changes going on in their neck of the woods. My main reason for creating this comic is not just to have fun with it but to document in a fun way the ever changing world of politics and social movements of our time, so even our kids one day can read this and learn what things were like for us.
bio: >vice student body president >known to plagiarize and cheat on everthing, even nongraded work >pretty cool guy until he loses his cool around the first graders, finds any reason to sniff their hair
arcs: >needs to be suggested
Christian Lewis
>that bio
Great now i need the webms again
Ian Clark
>pol educating children >wew lad
>as for obongo arc, he can just be part of the main story, so to speak, elections and stuff. he don't need his own arc
>biden needs a love triangle arc with michelle
Owen Howard
bio: >popular among the small group of Libertarian kids who get teased by the both democratic and republican students >wishes to redeem his dad and the Paul name by reforming the school >man >Fucking >LET
arcs: >when the fair comes to Murica Elementary, Rand finds himself too small for any of the rides. Feeling sorry for randlet, Gary Johnson lets him sit on his shoulders as they are hidden in a trenchcoat and moustache-glasses mask mix to sneak on the fair coasters.
Carson Allen
these two messy eater fucks should be nicknamed Cafeteria Kasich and Lunch Line Swine Christie
also Rubio's arc should be the school suspects him to be a synth.
Grayson Richardson
>Lunch Line Swine Christie
No matter how many times you suggest it i always get a laugh.
Lucas Fisher
bump
Nicholas Campbell
i guess you never know what future lies ahead for you
Cooper Carter
I love it.
Jace Williams
Thanks, any other politicians you feel should be included?
Daniel Bennett
I don't know. Maybe old presidents get pictures on the wall?
Jacob Morgan
Fuck i didnt even think of setting design. Guess thats all up to the artist to decide though. Im wondering now if this should be crowdfunded too, i know $50 a month to each is still low. I feel cheap.
Would any of you help fund this if they asked for more money each, i dont know, $70 both a month? Just asking. My name is Producer so i would never ask yall to pay for what i said id finance to the end, just wondering is all.
Henry Evans
if they set up a kickstarter after showing good work definately. havent been this excited since the king announced his candidacy
Daniel Walker
Manafort tries to keep trump under control
Oliver Cooper
Hey, pawn here, if you need anything just say yeah but if you think I'm not needed or whatever then feel free to say so.
Cooper Anderson
Oh yeah, if you are paying or whatever I dont want the money.
Andrew Robinson
Not alot of star power but he has worked on famous campaigns. Would be a good character for Trump if he is having a angry meltdown.
Glad you could join! We just nees some artists to do some doodle atm to build morale, since i think we finally found our main artists.
John Cox
i'm happy for you guys. Thought you'd give up after the first few threads but good job.
also if the art is good yeah id support the project
Jaxson Young
i wanna die
Alexander White
pay debnts
Ethan Jones
I dont have any way of contact I'm comfortable with sharing other than being on the drawthreads alot. I would rather keep anonymous but I will soon enough have a gmail for this or whatever.
David Smith
A flashback arc showing his story of how he moved away from Britain into America
Oliver Baker
but seƱor Trump, i'm very sleepy
Blake Smith
trumpy
Joshua Brooks
Hope you become apart of the cheerleader team, folks seem to get happy when a piece of art like pic related is posted.
For the story's sake the comic wont take place in a named country. Countries in the comic will be represented by the race/nationality based schools. However lets say Farage moves to America IRL, then we can have a backstory of why he moved to Murica Elementary
PAY. DEBNTS.
i love you guys
Gavin Bailey
but i work very hard on the garden
Landon Nelson
Is puerto rico even relevant? I almost forgot you niggers even existed
Elijah White
have some progress, friends
Jackson Diaz
pretty good honestly.
look more early middle school to me personally though.
Jonathan Turner
>BILDERBERG holy shit i'm dying
Aiden Edwards
...
Chase Morris
I think theyre perfect, but perhaps we SHOULD aim for them being middle schoolers? Or we can take the anime route and explain thats just the look of elementary schoolers in our style. Hell ive seen animes where middle schoolers are packing double Ds.
Isaiah Sanchez
>Ben "The Dallas Dindu Death Dealer" Garrison >the gym coach >spends 6 hours of his day whipping the school niggers around the school track and deals the punishments in detention "oven style." >very friendly and nice guy >will substitute for the art teacher every once in awhile
Anthony Ortiz
I dont know about the gym coach part but him being a violently racist Bob Ross at the school would be hilarious.
Matthew Sullivan
>that Huma
thanks for the waifu material. can we expect bleedman panty shots here or there?