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Terry Davis edition

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liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
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Frankly my toilet being clean just looks weird

MUMMY MAY THIS IS A FAR RIGHT WEBSITE

SHUT IT DOWN

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im in me mums car

Yeehaw, muh oil.
*gets hit by uhaul truck*

might become a shabbos goy

or boyfriends ;)

Carpet munchers

anime

still howling at that twat last week who lost £20 pounds when his friends made him split the bill at a restaurant even though he'd only ordered £8 worth of food
he seemed so bewildered when everyone made fun of him for it

If Canadians say paki maybe they say mum as well.

Made me think.

:)

vocaroo.com/i/s0DKxe5NhRth

youtu.be/KyNukw1rltE?t=1m20s

me and the mandem

>waaaaaaaaah cant cook my food because people i LIVE with are in the kitchen

this is the future generation of men.

if pooing and wanking is right then i don't want to be left

anime

anime

someone i know told a female friend he likes her but she doesnt like him back
he actually does really like her and doesnt exactly have many friends, does this really mean hes essentially forbidden from speaking to her again?

should i cut my jesus like hair and shave my massive beard so i'll look ten years younger or keep it?

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i literally can't though. need to get my own flat asap

grim

>£20 pounds

me annie

had a rough night last night lads aha x

I just want to be left alone

The fact that id rather go hungry than cook in front of some nornoids should tell you

yep he has fucked it.

For good measure theyre still in there

you are fucked mate
it will never be the same again

for FUCKs sake, would hate to be this person i know right now

How much time do I owe my partner? At the weekend for example, how much time can I give myself without generally being considered a dickhead?

me in the middle

Want an Indian gf

>try edgy flirty openers on tinder
>girls unmatch me or call me a creep

we all know it's you lad
no reason to keep up this charade

are you male? none
are you female? as much as you like

>youtu.be/6KFz9WRRNpk
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Act_2003
>theregister.co.uk/2016/11/30/investigatory_powers_act_backdoors/
>liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/watch-moment-web-troll-who-11918656
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename)
>ied.rca.ac.uk/portfolio/spook-i

what happened to the cute ears mong

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What did he mean by this?

The OP of this thread is competent at an incredibly wide range of topics. Well done, I guess British are the most powerful race after all.

did a cheeky 'cide

obscure gimmick

he's just a nonce

cop or not

£535

Look at the sinister grins on the faces of the teachers.

nah just this person i know, just asking for him really
seems he's completely fucked it though cause that was the only person he spoke to that wasn't from an anonymous imageboard

did the man kick the ball enough times to allow his team to kick more balls in another stadium

Best tk not declare you like someone (best to not like someone for that matter) till after you have a chance despite the idealised way love is portrayed in the media.

You can be attracted to a girl but never like a girl who doesnt like you. Like yourself and flirt with girls you might like.

Dont be stodgy either, confidently saying to a girl she should come bowling with you and being ready for a no (but not nexessarily shunt out of her life) is better than le declaration of love

for that price you may as well flex

looks boring as fuck

hmm

think i'll stop the vocaroos sorry lads tried a new gimmick

>£535
fucking hell

i'm not a meme-kid, won't catch me wearing bait brands la

can't decide whether to ask her out or ghost her

yeah definitely

youtube.com/watch?v=6KFz9WRRNpk&feature=youtu.be

wow this was mindblowing

buying a VPN right NOW

>>>r/theredpill

go for it sweety

Good Lord, and I thought the wool coat I bought was expensive...

I'm not doing anything illegal therefore I don't need a VPN

Have absolutely nothing in common with the gf lads

Is this normal?

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you need the big pussy in that shithole that would be $12 here

In 1913 Houston, nine-year-old Howard Hughes' mother gives him a bath and warns him about the recent cholera outbreak in Houston: "You are not safe." Fourteen years later, he begins to direct the film Hell's Angels, and hires Noah Dietrich to manage the day-to-day operations of his business empire. After the release of The Jazz Singer, the first partially talking film, Hughes becomes obsessed with shooting his film realistically, and decides to convert the movie to a sound film. Despite the film being a hit, Hughes remains unsatisfied with the end result and orders the film to be recut after its Hollywood premiere. He becomes romantically involved with actress Katharine Hepburn, who helps to ease the symptoms of his worsening obsessive-compulsive disorder.

For the whole outfit or just the coat? If the latter its a rip off

yeah

Can't decide if God is real or not

triggered sweaty?

irony of brainletposts

whoever controls ukraine control the world

its a tricky topic yeah

getting this nice jacket for £99

can you see, hear, smell, taste, or feel him? then i reckon not

Nah mate just get the impression you're a bit of a sperg and I shouldn't take your advice. Obviously I'll give myself time, particularly on an occasion I want to keep for myself, but there's certainly some level of obligation for time in a healthy relationship.

get this

>giant tiger
*sounds the runt alert horn*

Yes

Accept that women are just a different species and you'll go far mate.

does the cotton picker come with it?

In 1935, Hughes test flies the H-1 Racer, pushing it to a new speed record. Three years later, he breaks the world record by flying around the world in four days. He subsequently purchases majority interest in Transcontinental & Western Air (TWA). Juan Trippe, company rival and chairman of Pan American World Airways (Pan Am), gets his crony, Senator Owen Brewster, to introduce the Community Airline Bill, which would give Pan Am exclusivity on international air travel. Hepburn grows tired of Hughes' eccentricity, and leaves him for fellow actor Spencer Tracy. Hughes quickly finds a new love interest with 15-year-old Faith Domergue, and later actress Ava Gardner. However, he still has feelings for Hepburn, and blackmails a reporter to keep reports about her and the married Tracy out of the press.

just wear a plain black waterproof coat

anything else and you look like a spastic queer fashion twat wanker

>not knowing that God is a metaphor
small brain

if i buy that pea coat will i look like that model?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

yea

Would he deserve your love? or would you love him because you fear hell?

more like £5.35

we should have 100% tax

Your skin is waterproof you don't need a coat

>merely pretending

Yeah ofc just the coat...desu I can get a £200 discount so £335

Goretex boys

>Peacoat
>2017

lmao

Ngl, for all the memeing we're a pretty smart bunch of lads. The general knowledge of the average /brit/ lad is miles above that of the average normie runt.

>trying to chirps girls without some high end fashion on lock

smdh

Yeah just 200 pounds fatter :+)

>Your skin is waterproof you don't need a coat

yes

how is it possible for a man to run 10 metres in less than a second

>winter and decent clothing are behind me
>all that lies ahead are singlets, sweat and shorts that reveal my shit tier calves while hiding my well developed quads

whatever you say lad

Girls dont care about your aesthetic only mongoid art student ones do