mama de mia
/cum/
Eli Robinson
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Ryder Thompson
offensive tbqh
Caleb Bailey
Why is Garcia such a popular last name in USA?
Dylan Ramirez
post latinas
David Richardson
...
Gabriel Anderson
Always have an escape plan
Justin Reed
do you agree that "Italian" Americans are the worst kind of people?
Brayden Evans
creepy
Jeremiah Moore
Why? Welllll.....
Jason Gray
would you eat food if it contained a small amount of blood from a cute girl you like? It's normal blood from a small clean cut on the hand or arm
Liam Diaz
anime
Daniel Wright
"best americans*
Connor Carter
no wtf
Jaxson Garcia
depends on what i'm eating and if she has any stds
Jacob Wilson
depends on her blood type
Aiden Richardson
Let's say she was cooking something for you and the knife slipped and she got a small cut that got in the food. Would you refuse it knowing it would hurt her feelings?
Adam James
vampires get out
Nathan Ortiz
yes
Christian Rodriguez
canadians get oot
Benjamin Campbell
So long and god bless
youtu.be
Jace Williams
some are good, autistic one ITT is the worst I agree
Joshua Lee
suki da yo
Aaron Long
Rip Donnie rames jio
Thomas Garcia
...
Carson Young
>How do I cop a feel without her noticing?
Christopher Nelson
>canadian cucking
Carter Lewis
I was waiting for this joke
Xavier Baker
:)
Gabriel Powell
Not entirely convinced individuals who subscribe to the Jewish faith have the best interest of others in mind when they are acting on the behalf of customers, clients, and constituents.
Hunter Richardson
I knew this photo reminded me of something.
Bentley Bailey
really now
Evan Butler
Bitch lasagna
Jayden Sanchez
why are the french so superior to us?
Luis Green
Hot
Brandon Wright
I am convinced that Jews are the hottest ethnicity
Hunter Nguyen
I wish to know this as well
Luke Robinson
It's possible
Chase Nelson
FUCKING LAG
Lincoln Bailey
>all these dumb goys
Lincoln Cook
slurpslurp
Dylan Torres
Jewesses are God's chosen daughters and you should feel privileged to even be in the presence of one
John Ortiz
pjwnex.us
good lord this is funny buds
Lincoln King
the gf
Levi Roberts
Mine
Henry Nguyen
I want sex
Dominic Williams
...
Adrian Powell
tfw no gf
Adam Allen
>install Our Pact to entree and side dish's phone
>clueless.jpg
>export KML data to QGIS VPS every 60 seconds
>get email alert when they're within 3 miles of each other
Liam Rodriguez
I'm not especially ugly
not especially autistic
not especially lazy
I go to college and have a job, both part time
what are the chances that I'll eventually manage to get a gf
Jaxson Howard
buzzfeed.com
Asher Powell
2%
Bentley Nguyen
depends
John Walker
About 3.50
Brandon Morris
Guys, how do I get a girl who I haven't talked to in 2 years to have sex with me?
Ryder Nelson
same way you get any girl to have sex with you: just be yourself bro
Henry Flores
BE YOURSELF
Austin Johnson
...
Lucas Fisher
start talking to her again and start saying sujestive double meaning things disguised as jokes is she plays along you're one step closer.
Then one day invite her to your place and say you want to ''watch movies'' (yes using quotes)
At this point is obvious you're horny but if she says yes you're fucking that night. It doesn't even matter if you don't have tv she would know you're inviting her to fuck and she'll be okay with it
Charles Johnson
is it boring whore posting hour
Hunter Jackson
gonna swallow my pride and ask my brother what his workout routine is, he's gone from skinnyfat to skinny with some decent muscle tone and that's right where I want to be
Alexander Campbell
no it's slutty hot qt thot hour
Connor Gray
>thots
>qt
Christopher Taylor
Qt
Thomas Bell
Sounds good, even if its ironic. thanks
Julian Bailey
me on right
Connor Perez
What does it mean when a girl holds on to your arm for no reason
Kevin Taylor
means she fucking hates you
Zachary Jones
She's trying to pull you down
Luis Myers
>kiss a lesbian
>become gay
jokes on you faggot
Parker Gomez
its a shittest to see if you're man enough to break her arm
t. PUA pro
Christopher Cooper
I'd like to cuddle her 2bh
Angel Wright
what % milk do you drink?
Ethan Murphy
1%
Ethan Young
2% cause I'm a man
Anthony Smith
2
I'd normally get whole but since I'm nit buing it i don't care (unless it's 1% fuck that shit) lol
Ayden Roberts
skim
Xavier Howard
>skim
Adrian Peterson
Got a date but I've never
a) been on a date
b) kissed somebody
How do I minimize the shame I'll feel when she finds out that I'm a loser?
Lucas Harris
>skim
Carter Perez
>skim
Grayson Robinson
maybe she'll find it cute. I think everybody wants to be their partners first time for something
Gabriel Bennett
if you managed to get a date then the hard part is over
just be yourself, lie a little when you have to so as not to reveal your power level, and before you know you'll be banging
Benjamin Howard
Why haven't you prayed today?
Gabriel Harris
it's 2017 actually
Eli Morris
Tried to do a basic frame relay configuration on packet tracer and it turns out you can't
Gonna try to do it in the lab tomorrow
Ayden Foster
would you rather be skippy or the guy in link related youtu.be
Nolan Thomas
tfw employed
Benjamin Cook
tfw no gf
Julian Johnson
tfw going to heaven
Jace Ross
I hate this feel
Andrew Ortiz
varg vikernes is the greatest musician of all time
Zachary Taylor
tfw database test tomorrow and haven't done shit
Isaac Russell
about that......
Chase Perry
wagecuckery should be illegal
Charles Lewis
communism is the only answer
Carter Ortiz
my mom buys it i don't drink milk enough to complain
Brayden White
I'd love to be a pirate but it's just not in the cards right now
Cameron Edwards
>my mom buys it
Justin Morales
Maybe but I'm expecting shame
Lincoln Bell
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