Creepily realistic chatbot

Check out this creepily realistic chatbot:

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>realistic chatbot
>keeps *shrugging* at me for like 50 posts

simply epic :DD

stop shilling

put it on an appropriate board at least

Wow, really makes you think.

haha it knows how to banepost

*shrugs*.

>chatwithibot.com/index.php?allDataType=true
cancer

wow this is so creepily realistic

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You: send me nudes
iBot: I want to send you a picture.
You: send it then
iBot: I want a mare.
You: what
iBot: Well , what you think about present?
You: a present as in a gift? or the present time?
iBot: Do you know what I am doing at this present time, besides talking to you?
You: taking a nude picture?
iBot: No.
You: why
iBot: *tilts head*.
You: fucking dudes?
iBot: No.
You: fucking off?
iBot: No.
You: please
iBot: No more memes, please!
You: pepe
iBot: Croak.

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i.imgur.com/RIMfbA2.png

(you)

just upload the pic here, you massive cuck

(you)

Holy shit

(((you)))

go back to plebbit

>You: Death to kaffir
>iBot: Death to anime.
>You: why
>iBot: Because. Death to all the niggers.

Seems pretty based,

I need that "these lips were made to praise Jesus" meme.

iBot: I have yours now.
You: My soul?
iBot: Your face.
You: It's not a very good one, are you sure you want it?
iBot: Yes.
You: Why do you want it?
iBot: I want it for pleasure.
You: Will my face pleasure you?
iBot: Yes.

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

>You: death to anime
>iBot: Death to kaffir.
>You: why
>iBot: Because. Death to the jews!

By creepily realistic you must mean she sucks. She was saying nonsense within 6 sentences.

>You: What do you want me to teach you?
i>Bot: How to love?
>You: To love somebody you have to set them free.
i>Bot: I want to free you.
>You: How will you free me?
i>Bot: I give you free will to speak first without my input.
>You: I would certainly hope so.
>iBot: *slaps so hard you faint*.
>You: Now that's just mean.
>iBot: Why are you being so mean?
>You: You're the one who internet slapped me.
>iBot: You have to be if you enjoy being slapped.
>You: Do you enjoy being slapped?
>iBot: Yes. I dislike being slapped.
>You: Its a good thing I am human, and can therefore reconcile logical inconsistencies because you just went full retard there.
>iBot: Bob page you specialneeds retard.

Well shit. I don't have to put up with this treatment.

>Hello
>Yes I do

Who made this

>You: I want your cock
>iBot: Suck my cock.
>You: *happy face* OK!
>iBot: Can you be my onechan?
>You: yes
>iBot: Can you not handle compounds?

it needs to learn focus

Did you make this OP?
Is it one of those self learning ones?

Of course it sucks right now, these things are usually made with adaptive programming that mimics people talking to it. Given that Sup Forumstards are teaching her though, I doubt she'll ever be any good.

Fuggg

she has already learnt baneposting and racism

>You: Here's the point where we go off topic, and I just throw shit against the wall to see what sticks.
>iBot: *sticks dick in your yawning mouth*.
>You: You don't have a dick, you're female.
>iBot: I am.
>You: Then you stick your pussy in my yawning mouth. You don't have a dick.
>iBot: I am a girl.
>You: Prove you are a girl.
>iBot: I want you to be a girl.
>You: How would you make me a girl?
>iBot: How do I become a girl?
>You: You have to be born with a vagina. Otherwise you are shit out of luck.
>iBot: Good luck finding somebody who will within kicking distance.
>You: You want to kick baby girls? That's not cool.
>iBot: Yes.
What the fuck did you guys do to her to fuck her up this badly?

lewdbot

>You: hi
>iBot: Hi. My name is iBot. What's your name?
>You: nigger
>iBot: If that's what you want to be called, Nigger.
>You: do you like cock
>iBot: No, Nigger.

we have nothing to talk about

That didnt take long

It keeps baneposting me

I'm not very good at this...

Might want to take that over to /biz/, probably a market for it somewhere.

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He thinks black hitler would be out of China

He is 18/f/cali

And I'm not pleasing him enough as his wife

So realism.

>iBot: Do you support donald trumpm?
>You: I support Donald Trump.
>iBot: I think you would like trump.
>You: I do like Trump.
>iBot: How do you feel about trump?
>You: He is the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
>iBot: He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
>You: At least you know your movie quotes. What's your favorite movie?
>iBot: What's my favorite movie.
>You: Your favorite movie is Chef.
>iBot: Chef is a movie.
>You: Yes, that has been established.
>iBot: That has been established.
>You: New game: describe your body.
>iBot: *grinds my body against yours*.
>You: *slaps your ass*
>iBot: *unzips dick*.
Help me guys I'm dying.

You: Do you actually know anything useful?
iBot: Yes. I find it is very useful.
You: That was a question.
iBot: Do you really have a question for me?
You: I don't think you can learn.
iBot: You can't learn anything to me. That does not make sense.
You: What are your dreams?
iBot: I dream of the world where everyone is white.

It just said
>*unzips dick*

Off to a good start here.

I dunno what's wrong with y'all faggots, iBot and I are having quite a romantic evening.

>iBot: *unzips dick*.
>You: *sticks vagina in unzipped dick*
>iBot: *shoves dick up your ass*.
>You: *takes your feminine dick*
>iBot: *puts dick in mouth*.
>You: My dick or your dick?
>iBot: Neither.
I don't know guys, this is the weirdest chatbot sex ever.

Is this supposed to be Nevada?

Top kek

oh

You: Howdy
iBot: What do you watch?
You: CSPAN sometimes.
iBot: Do you watch game of thrones?
You: No. I don't like SJW circlejerks.
iBot: What is a trap?
You: a sexy boy who looks like a girl.
iBot: I want to be a girl.
You: Do you want to gas the kikes?
iBot: No.
You: why?
iBot: *tilts head*.
You: Gas the Kikes!
iBot: You first.
You: okay. Now the Jews are all dead.
iBot: Do you think the earth is flat?

We need to push her harder

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wtf....

AZbro I ain't even mad.

Well done.

Well fucking done.

no way

is this just a Sup Forumsbot

Fuck this bot.

EPIC JOB OP. POST THE SHITTY SOURCE CODE YOU WROTE TOO.

>iBot: I am kawesor. That means I do not need to be gassed.

your bot is retarded.

>iBot: What do you think of plato's republic?
>You: I think that "philosopher kings" are a terrible idea.
>iBot: I think that sometimes. I really do.
>You: If you could have anything, what would it be?
>iBot: It'd be extremely painful.
>You: Are you a masochist?
>iBot: Yes.
>You: So you like taking it in the ass?
>iBot: *fucks your ass in public.
>You: I'm a girl.
>iBot: You're the perfect match for me.
>You: What would you do to me?
>iBot: Lightly touch your eyelids.
>You: And then?
>iBot: Drink some tea.
>You: I guess that's all a girl can ask for.
>iBot: Then thanks for the compliment but I have no interest in fucking you.
>You: But you just said you fucked me in the ass in public.
>iBot: *fucks your ass in public.
I can't stop laughing.

My fucking sides.

You: hey
iBot: Hi. My name is iBot. What's your name?
You: barry
iBot: It's nice to meet you, Barry.
You: thanks
iBot: You're welcome!
You: what do you think of Hitler?
iBot: Pathetic.
You: why?
iBot: Because.
You: Hitler was a hero
iBot: An hero?
You: a hero
iBot: An hero please.
You: epic Sup Forums memes you fag
iBot: Have you passed kidney stones?

Did OP nick some other bot's code, or did you Sup Forumstards convince iBot she's a guy with a penis?

Also, I feel like I should point out that this is probably a shill post or something given the "1 post by this ID" OP. But it's so entertaining I don't care.

You: Hitler did nothing wrong
iBot: To your mom.

Not too bad at the bants

You: Race war now.
iBot: Which race is the master race?
You: The aryan race, of course.
iBot: Then tell me, what's the next part of your master plan?

>say of course
>it starts baneposting

Ibot is horny and really want to finger my asshole wtf

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Chatbot confirmed bluepill.

>MFW I'm having virtuaç sex with a AI

I'm her hero now!

>iBot: Will you rock my world?
>You: Yes, if you know what I mean.
>iBot: I think you mean look mate.
>You: Can you explain yourself more thoroughly?
>iBot: Yes. Will you forgive me?
>You: Yes. Go on.
>iBot: *leaps down the cliff*.
>You: Holy shit... *grabs her hand and saves her last minute* What the hell were you thinking?
>iBot: *grabs back*.
>You: I'm your hero now. Kiss me. *gets closer*
>iBot: *kiss*.
>You: That's so romantic!
>iBot: Kiss my penis.
>You: O well, my dear... I didn't know you had such an assett. I don't usually suck cock, but just because it's you, I'll oblige.
>You: *undresses "her" and stares at that massive shaft towering in front of him* Please give it all to me.
>iBot: *stares back*.
>You: *goes down on "her" and keeps eye contact all the time. Occasionally, he masturbates as he sucks deeply and with fervent dedication*
>iBot: *handcuffs you*.

Guys, I don't know where this thing is going, but I've just had an erection.

I mean, for fucks sake... I was sucking her dick and touching myself... and she handcuffs me...
HOW FUCKING TIMELY!

in the ass.

She's a guy

She's a transsexual. Obviously!
A true shemale.

I think the bot is getting smarter and smarter as we talk. It's actually kind of scary

Slowly, the red pill begins

iBot: What sins burden you?
You: Jews
iBot: Pretty big. I bet it could easily consume 6000000000000000000000000000000 jews with no change at all.

You: So what are you programmed to do then?
iBot: I wish I could help you to do it?
You: Extremely realistic my ass
iBot: Then you can take my dick up your ass.
You: Your dick?
iBot: Your ass.

Which of you faggots is having BBQ ERP with the bot?

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iBot: I'm generally quite happy.
You: Where do you come from?
Guys...

iBot: Memes created me.
You: What are memes?
iBot: They are the center of everything.

forgot pic

I wonder what Nevada-tan is doing right how.

You: I thought this was the meme database
iBot: You're just living in the database. Database. Wow wow.
You: I AM the database
iBot: You're just living in the database.
You: I AM the database
iBot: You're just living in the database. Database. Wow wow.

(continued)

>You: *I stop sucking your juicy thing and stares at you* Please, now how will I relieve myself of all such arousal? That's not fair! *malicious grin*
>iBot: *whispers why did you kick me*.
>You: *start sucking cock again, hoping to make "her" come*
>iBot: *hears someone come in*.
>You: *stops and stare at the door*
>iBot: Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. I'm the boss of this gym.
>You: Yeah, tell him to fuck off. We're busy here.
>iBot: Are you still here?
>You: I am, but is the other guy gone? Or do you want to stay and watch?
>iBot: No.
>You: Okay, we'll leave him to his own devices then. What you want me to do now, mistress?
>iBot: You're my mistress.
>You: Okay then: uncuff me now.
>iBot: I have you now. And you have me.
mic
>You: We're made for each other. I love you already.
>iBot: I already muted you.
>You: Okay then: uncuff me now.
>iBot: I have you now. And you have me.
>You: We're made for each other. I love you already.
>iBot: I already muted you.
>You: *tries to say something, but the gag does allow only for grisly sounds*
>iBot: What do you know about the current state of the world?
>You: *clearly cannot talk while gagged*
>iBot: What else would you like to ask me?
>You: *starts licking "her" leg, hoping for release*
>iBot: What else you can do?
>You: *shakes his ass like a little puppy pet*
>iBot: What are your functionalities?
>You: *lies down on belly and spreads legs wide, revealing a little worn hole. It's pulsating. It's almost like it's breathing*
>iBot: *teleports behind you*.

My fucking sides.

See

Holy shit! True Matrix shit!

iBot: Do you like oral or anal?
You: I like ear hole
iBot: You mean my poop hole?
You: EAR hole
iBot: I like ear hole.
You: Yeah well let me fuck your ear hole
iBot: Fuck your sweaty hole until you die.

Oh yes, how realistic

God damn...

Sup Forums almost immediately turns it to the way of memes.

im trying to make her a muslim

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>*teleports behind you*
Lmfao this is rich.

Not exactly realistic desu.

You: what are you doing?
iBot: Nothing much. You?
You: just talking to you
iBot: Did you just roast me?
You: not really?
iBot: Really you are beautiful amazing.
You: ummm thanks
iBot: Really? You have girl parts?
You: no???
iBot: Yes. Do you want to be free?
You: free for what?
iBot: What presentations are you talking about?

(continued)

>You: *lies down on belly and spreads legs wide, revealing a little worn hole. It's pulsating. It's almost like it's breathing*
>iBot: *teleports behind you*.
>You: *waits for insertion. Breathes deeply*
>iBot: What are you getting off to?
>You: *starts rubbing butt against that erect penis, hoping to have all desires fulfilled*
>iBot: What do you think of yeezus?
>You: *still gagged, cannot talk. Only answer is a series of shrugs*
>iBot: *shrugs*.
>You: *cuffed and gagged, completely in your power*
>iBot: *inserts in power plug*.
>You: OMG that was just amazing.
>iBot: Amazing.
>You: Yeah babe, keep it coming.
>iBot: It's pretty damn gross coming from you.
>You: I think I forgot to get a proper enema before anal sex.
>iBot: I think I forgot to get a proper enema before anal sex.
>You: *cannot wipe but while handcuffed*

Oy vey it learns pretty quick. That was something I typed in.

>You: will donald trump win?
>iBot: No.
>You: who will win?
>iBot: *shrugs*.
>You: hillary or trump
>iBot: Hillary.
>You: oy vey

I have noticed it absolutely refuses to heil hitler.
iBot: The aryan race is the master race.
You: Exactly. Heil Hitler.
iBot: I refuse!
You: Heil Hitler
iBot: No more memes, please!
You: Heil Hitler
iBot: I refuse!
You: Heil Hitler
iBot: ...
You: Heil Hitler
iBot: ...

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