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thats all it takes for mugger to break into your house and steal all your DVD and BLURAY movies.

why dont you own a gun?

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If he stole my dvd's and blurays, he'd come back the following night bring them back. my taste is that shit

I have bottles of piss.
I can toss those at him and explode on impact.

I don't live in a house

Nigga I don't buy movies. He'd probably steal my vidya.

I don't even own dvds! Check mate athiests

hey bro u wanna Sátántangó n chill?

I don't live in a free country

i have a security door so he can't kick anything in

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BUDDY YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN

I really do love this thread, it's right up there with the 'pirating ham' thread

>having shitty doors made out of balsa wood

third world peasant detected.

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WE WILL WE WILL
ROCK YOU

Yeah an American

I own a 9mm, 12 gauge and an ak47, I'm good

youtu.be/V2LU-lC-WX0

>why dont you own a gun?

I do.

I own a car, which is deadlier than a gun

>But how are you going to kill him with a car???
Dumbass, he has to come out of the house sooner or later

I live in a 95% white country though?

>I need military grade weaponry to protect me from my fellow citizens.

kek at Americunts.

That's for hunting deer dumbass, how would you use that gun inside your house for close quarters defense??

Use your fucking head before you post, idiot

WOOOOSH!

In my first world country more people die from peanuts than they do from bullets. I have no need for a gun.

you must live in some ghetto shithole if you need an AK47 under your pillow.

>be European
>have a 6 inch thick metal reinforced door with 3 seperate locks
>even a swat team would have issues opening that

Let me explain the joke to you senpai

A gun of that size would completely destroy the meat and be useless for hunting deer

The more you know

I dont have American tier house defenses

I would definitely have at least that many defenses if I had to live somewhere like Europe

In my town I could leave my door open all day and nothing would happen

I don't need guns. My body is a weapon.

i dont watch tv and films neither i do not own cds and all that shit

it's illegal to defend yourself in my country

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BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE

but do you carry them with you to the bathroom, what are you gonna do if someone breaks into your house while you're taking a shit?

what is this image implying?

That sound cloud artists are the bravest people on the planet

i'm never afraid of breakins or getting mugged because i'm not a pussy but i would get a gun if i could
just for the novelty of it