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david seymour edition

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great thread OP! Bump so more people can see it! :)

you IDIOT

You've had an absolute nightmare!!!!

dead thread?

"Ya, I'm from that part of Glasgow: Woking in Surrey."

Wut

cuck

youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA

'urest 'ino 'ver tbqh ngl

Need a GF in my life.

Feed a beefy guy, bin my wife.

Here we are........

note to self
stop doing anything

listening to oasis :)

youtube.com/watch?v=IbX0bXSLBC4

Born to be princes of the universe

How did Christians go from being hard cunt crusaders to being LGBT cucks who adopt black children from Africa and kiss Muslim people's feet? Did the first 1500 years of Christianity incorrectly practice their religion?

gf called me a faggot

fuck you mom. i'm not going to fucken church

parklife!

as you were

do parents in britain force their children to go to church?

it's a common occurrence here even as the children become high school age

yes

aigs

Hockey is back lads

Assuming you're the white Christian European 60% of the states ask yourself.
Adopting orphans is respectable. They take on the best culture.

fave hillary quote

toil induced anxiety

As you were LG

that one kid seems to LOVE the speedo man

Got called a right foul twat in Ladbrokes.

If we stopped beating our children tomorrow would that stop racism? No

I'm not a Christian I'm an atheist that's why I'm asking to question

any druid man in?

Psychedelic music by a beige drip is like a vegetarian trying to sell you a kebab as you were LG x

*moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire* *moonfire*
little furry bender

Emma Watson could be taking a poo as I type this lads. Think about it, Emma could be stinking up the bathroom by squeezing a turd out of her anus this very second.

Funny how all the major pushers of atheism are Jews.

really want sexbots desu

Maybe the Jewish god doesn't exist

An adult man made this post

thinking about that fact gives me the fear

Only glimmer of future happiness will be seeing the new 'ade 'unner and going to NZ vs the West Indies in December

>search for Watchmen
>get "I Watch Black Men Fuck My Wife's Asshole! 2016 (Split Scenes)"
th-thanks

Call me paki one more time and suffer.

no actually i've never been
had a friend who went to sunday school for a bit though

Sorry, I only play bards.

critical role is some good shit

Emma Watson defecates. She poos. It is biological fact. I just wish I were there to get a sniff. Can't imagine what her poos look like or what her farts smell like.

Find me a single British PM after Macdonald that didn't look like a kiddy-fiddling nonce

>No.80277328
"lacky"

Eden? Macmillan?

*grabs you by the throat*

BACK THE FUCK OFF.

Also mags

nice

I would've also accepted Callaghan

Poor Ed Miliband could have been are Wallace. Genuinely felt bad for him when he admitted to the news that he had an image problem

>tfw Emma Watson will never use me as her personal toilet

>Harvey Weinstein's wife

Lmao

>Genuinely felt bad for him when he admitted to the news that he had an image problem

Gotta say he was probably /ourguy/ 2bh

oh to be a normie

Noun[edit]

lackey (plural lackeys)
1.A footman, a liveried male servant.
2.A fawning, servile follower; a lickspittle.

Alternative forms[edit]
lacquey, lacky

Etymology[edit]

Borrowed from Middle French laquais, which is probably (via Old Provençal lacai?) from Spanish lacayo, itself perhaps from Italian lacchè and Greek λαkές (lakés), from Turkish ulak. Another possibility is through French, from Catalan alacay, from Arabic اَلْقَاضِي (al-qāḍī, “magistrate”). See French laquais.

Pronunciation[edit]
IPA(key): /ˈla.ki/

she's peng

wouldn't expect a fat hairy manlet to be able to have her

o wait it's because his billions of dollars cause her to overlook everything else

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Don't know what "Cuphead" is or why it has taken over YouTube with ever lets-player I'm subscribed to doing videos on it but it came out of nowhere.

>Commie Jew
>/ourguy/
Expected from a country that only recently had a Jewish banker as their PM

English, Germanic, Latin, Greek.

I think there does need to be give and take on both sides, and this idea that sex is kind of a woman’s right to absolutely withhold, just as the idea that sex is a man’s right to demand I think they are both they both need to be moderated, so to speak.

Pick one to:
(i) lead your country's conservative party
(ii) go to an amusement park with for an afternoon
(iii) pretend not to notice when you see him at the grocery store

*scuttles over*
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE
*bites your forearm with my mandibles*

We're called Jew Zealand for a reason

>Plan to have a wank last night because thats how I get to sleep
>Start thinking about the only gf I had (lasted 2 whole weeks)
>Realise I never slept with her
>Now permanantly stunted at one stage of intimacy because I feel like people will abandon me before it happens
>Don't have my wank and didn't sleep properly

Just read a virginpost

>I mean, the Nazis did terrible evil but they had a sufficient sense of shame to try to hide it >Tony Abbott's Nazi reference shows his penchant for alienating voters, September 4, 2015.

Haha you Aussies are totally bonkers

I demand sex.

You don't reach the minimum requirements, request denied.

might want to get the looked at
you're swelling up already

You don't reach the minimum requirements, request denied.

Imagine buggering Emma Watson in the bumhole and then pulling out and there being poo on your knob.

I'm swelling up too~

You'll be hearing about this

Might make a cheeky deal with the devil

By reprimand, Rex.

so lonely
so alone

going to kms

What's for dinner for you lads? Chicken and corn soup here

kfc?

Fucking pinging lads but the after's over

'bab

Are you looking at Venus and Mars, lads?

he's actually so orange lmao

don't be faggot.

completed a wank

not even the weekend

the orange blimp is on his way out
40+ yrs of sane democratic leadership inc

+25000 agility

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completed a yank

Ruck Roland Buck!

can't take it anymore