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/mma/ News:
>The MMA Hour - 12/11/17 - Daniel Cormier, Brian Ortega, Eddie Alvarez, Alexander Gustafsson, Frankie Edgar, Nicco Montaño, Marlon Moraes, Frank Trigg, Diego Sanchez, John Danaher, Chris Wade
youtube.com/watch?v=5Gm2ZscXNBg

>Morning Report: Dana White says UFC will sue Manny Pacquiao if McGregor vs. Pacquiao talks are true
mmafighting.com/2017/12/11/16760932/morning-report-dana-white-says-if-conor-mcgregor-manny-pacquiao-talks-are-true-ufc-will-sue-pacquiao

>Cub Swanson says he 'panicked' from Brian Ortega's choke: 'I felt like I was going to die'
mmajunkie.com/2017/12/cub-swanson-panicked-brian-ortega-choke-die-ufc-fresno

>Shinjuju interview - 12/10/17
youtube.com/watch?v=m4e-dlTQOos

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Me irl

i dare you to post a better fictional fighter

*throws a left hook*
Think quick /heem/!

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FART PIANO EDITION!!!!!11

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Conor McGregor has never defended his belt and has only had 2 real fights in nearly 3 years, so he's pretty much a fictional fighter.

>Conor McGregor

he said "better"

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Is the Ponzinibbio/Perry fight on Saturday the first fight in /heem/'s history where we're all on the same side?

Has anybody ever wanted Tyron to win any of his fights?

Undefeated, and from the same series

*rocks back, utilizing the illusory sense of distance created through the unorthodox stance, meanwhile prepping the counter right*

*hook just misses*
heh.. nothing personnel heem

There's a very surreal black nationalist contingent in this general.

I don't know if it's ironic or not but it exists.

This is Tecia Torres' sister. This is what Tecia would look like without steroids.

I've decided I am rooting for RDA, Santiago and Lamas

I like Tyron

Yes, he's an alright guy.
There are a lot of unlikeable guys in the UFC, but he's not one of them.

>defends his belts
>doesn't chimp out
>heemed people
>all natty

What's not to like

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youtube.com/watch?v=6ApxMgxolwI

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Hoped I'd be able to get Santiago at good odds because of the Perry hype but I guess not, RDA and Lawler at evens. No good bets for this event

>this guy comes at you full speed
What do you do?

call bobby knuckles

Cool I made that webm

that.
also, he's not a degenerate cokehead, like Conor ALLEGEDLY is.

Its ironic mostly but if you pretend to be retarded long enough you just end up being actually retarded

Sorry pal, Wonderboy is my boy, so Tyron is automatically anti-boy status

call feijao

*stuffs your takedown*
*ground and pounds you for an easy 5th round win and 29-28 unanimous decision*
Heh, nothin personnel mate

>doesn't chimp out
except for all his race baiting and drama
>heemed people
not since he's got the belt, which is the only time fans cared about him

I like Tyron, you snowflakes get triggered by irrelevant mandrama shit.

>5th round
>29-28

>5th round
>29-28

What are the judges smoking?

I meant 48-47 I swear

Cody vs Lineker when

Imagine being this perfect.

My GOD

whats wrong with you? cody already has enough CTE as it is.

Alright Apu I believe you fren

Just found out he's actually the national champion in his weight class in wrestling

Based Robby Fists

Can training martial arts help me fuck girls?

>take BJJ
>get mounted by a girl
>pretend to try to escape

That's close enough.

You can probably rape then easier if that helps

yes

My cousin is a chad (literally the opposite of me) and he's an ugly fuck.

But he has big arms and is really strong and he swims in pussy.
Contrast him with me who has arms like spaghetti strings (yet is still called 'cute') and I'm nowhere near as successful as him.

I'd lift more but I'm busy and don't have the time for that shit.

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damn tj back at it with the torpedo nips

>don't have time
Just buy the weights over the internet, workout at home

Can we get a new thread please? I don't like either of these threads.

Why did everyone abandon a thread 80 posts early

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What if Ortega gets ahold of Max

because fuck you that why. faggot

He's been submitted once, Ortega would finish him

You have autism

I bet tiddies smelled awful

*the jab lands*
Can’t handle these angles

explain.

outrun him

Hawaii is full of filthy animals

Honolulu is unironically one of the worst cities in America and many natives are incredibly racist and unruly

>Honolulu is unironically one of the worst cities in America
Hawaii is in America? I thought it was a small island somewhere

Trump conquered it yesterday

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this is bate

fucking hell..moving to a tropical place like hawaii has always been my dream

Not like you right? You love all Americans.

Fuck you. Hawaii best state.

>That barely visible bush stubble

*rests my icepack on your hunched over back*

Someone forgot to take their anti-estrogen

thats a sloppy punch, the more i see these kind of videos more i convince myself that boxing is the best sport to train. even better if supplemented with some lowkicks and basic submission skills

Good footwork and head movement is underrated

>this is bate
It really isnt, its no where near America

>steps within striking range with hands down
You're just asking to get sucker punched if you do this.

I've always said that. You don't want to be rolling with someone in a group fight

are the Falklands near the British isles?

Look at his stance. Not too dissimilar to GTA V, pretty sad. This is how normalfags fight.

im guessing he is either drunk or high on esterogen. but imagine that faggot having just enough head movement to slip that sucker punch and enough boxing to counter it, would have made a huge difference

yeah man for sure tag them with some nice leg kicks

Why are you posting this

Must be some sort of self-flagellation

not sure if being sarcastic but you can put a normalfaggot on on his ass easily with a well placed low kick, it even works in professional UFC traners lad.

one hundren per cen some nice teeps will keep anyone off you

Pain is being felt.

I don't know to be honest with you I don't know anything about geography, if Hawaii is owned by America why does it have a union jack?

Hope it clears up, whatever the source is.and things get better

True, plus you have less of a chance of inadvertently murdering someone by KO'ing them and having their head bounce off the concrete.

normally i like to pick on you, but you can always talk to heem about your issues my spergy friend

Lost to Gouken

:(

Where does The Shermanator sit in the P4P rankings?

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is this why every real fight between UFC fighters always starts with a fighter opening with a cheapshot teep?

lmao why did they edit the people getting heemed to look black?

Akuma vs. Gouken 3, make it happen Dana!

success is not accidental, it comes from great days of struggle

absolutely my guy, keeps the distance 100% peaches

i'm going through some uncertainties at the moment, but once things settle down one of the first things ill do will be to sign up to a gym to trane. can't wait 2bh.

Did you have a bad day, Britbong?

Cody Garbrandt is still my boy

Thank you lads, bless your anonymous hearts.

It's part of the ride, friendos.

your boy is a jobber to the stars