/hoc/

NHL 2K5 Edition

COL:Jonathan Bernier to start Monday vs. PIT
FLA:Panthers will get Barkov back on Monday
ANA:Ryan Getzlaf confirms he'll play Monday night
NAS:Ryan Johansen hopes to return Wednesday
VAN:Sven Baertschi (fractured jaw) out 4-6 weeks
NJ:Marcus Johansson (ankle) is day-to-day
WPG:Dustin Byfuglien week-to-week with LBI
MON:Mete will join Canada's WJC selection camp
PIT:Patric Hornqvist will be a game-time decision
NYR:Rangers will start Pavelec against Dallas
PIT:Tristan Jarry expected to play Monday vs. COL
VAN:Elias Pettersson leading SHL in scoring

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pettersson when

>actually created when other hit bump limit
>news in OP
>didn't have 3 other threads created at the same time
is this actually /hoc/?

Girl from the last thread post tits

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You actually think that's a poster on /hoc/? AHAHAHHAHA

>3 fights in the wings vs panthers game
neat

reminder that PC gaming is reddit, especially PC hokkei games, why do you think they haven’t made one for PC in 10 years?

Is Florida vs Detroit the biggest rivalry in the NHL at the moment?

sports games are superior on consoles. NHL 2004 rebuilt is pretty comfy on pc though

what does a sauna smell like?

because the community is on consoles

reminder that reddit reddit is reddit, especially reddit hokkei reddits, why do you think they haven’t made one for reddit in reddit reddits?

An user can dream

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sweat and molding wood

Wood

Burnt fins.

PC is better for multiplats, consoles better for exclusives. Reminder if you can only afford to own one console you're a poorfag.

How much wood?

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linay is a fat fuck my god

this. PS4 and NASA tier PC masterrace reporting in

S-Stop fat shaming! H-He's just bulking.

how did these soulless autistic asian faceless get deemed as "cute" anyway?
Is it because the whole world has autism rates surging off the charts or what? Is autism just the future of mankind?

the bruins are back baby

i used to trade nick boynton for oleg saprykin whenever i started a dynasty in 2k5 cause i liked his name and thought nick boynton was ugly. oleg saprykin is truly elite imo

>soulless
She has a nice smile and laugh user

benis

racis'

OFFICIAL LIST OF BEST NHL VIDEO GAMES.
1.NHL 2003
2.NHL 2K5
3.NHL 2004
4.NHL 2K10
5.NHL 99

DONT FUCKING @ ME WITH MUH SKILLSTICK

>stares with deer in the headlights look
>its just like muh favorite anime
>so cute
t. autist

Stop posting underage boys

ALSO MUH NHL HITZ SO EDGY COOL FLAME PUCK

Jealous waito woman detected. Don't be mad that your boi cucked you for superior asian ass.

I don't like anime you just seem very judgemental

there's nothing wrong with asians. i even married one
pic related it's my wife

nhl 04 was the best hockey game ever made.

>women in /hoc/
nice fantasy lad.
I like how this is the only strawman the turbo virgin autismo have left.

>everyone who can see through my delusion must be a jealous white female mad about a break up!
>even in places where a well adjusted white female would never EVER be like /hoc/ and /r9k/

2k games were far superior for game-play and game presentation. Fucking graphics fags ruined 2Khockey, ill never forgive them

>nothing wrong with asians
true, but this "cutesy" shit is as plastic as their eye lids. Ironically more than half the time its not even remotely cute, just them being socially retarded which people have decided is cute for some unknown reason.

>your wife
you wish

Plenty of girls (male) here.

>larping as a Chad on Sup Forums
Sad

NHL HITZ 2002 AND 2003 SENPAI

There are women that like hockey
There are women that go on Sup Forums
But there are almost certainly no women who visit /hoc/

i agree with the double eyelid shit and the acting like a toddler shit. luckily for me my wife is 100% natty in appearance and personality
not this time. dreams do come true

no it wasn't, 07 killed 2k when they introduced the stick control to controllers

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fuck u

How did you meet her asking for a friend

Fucking faggots talk hockey not about fucking women

so you match with a 10/10 on tinder
fuck her brains out, beautiful body and beautiful pussy
after done fucking she tells you she is a post-op
what do?

>to intelligent to enjoy fun games
fuck off autists. nhl hitz and blitz games were fucking based.

What part of the puck do you find more sensual?

Everyone who cares about hockey is watching a game rn desu

IF YOURE LISTENIN
WOAH-OH OH-OH-AOHHHHH
SING IT BACK
WOAH-OH OH-OH-AOHHHHH

im as dumb as a woman and i know those games are gay and bad

The galvanization of rubber is pretty sexy desu

One time I got quints in a /hoc/ thread and had like 8 (You)s. It was probably the coolest thing that happened to me in months.

How can Myers and Burns skate so well for being literal giants?

May I call you... friend?

I got like 30 (You)s after posting my elite prospects page, they weren’t good (You)s

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How do we fix the Pens?

OFFICIAL CAPTAIN POWER RANKINGS

1/2. Top line center and top pairing D
3. 2nd or 3rd line center
4. Middle pairing D

POWERGAP

5. Veteren that has been with the team his whole career
6. Wingers
7. Having no captain

POWERGAP

58. Rotating captains
59. Player that was captain on a previous team but just joined in free agency
60. 4th line center with 10 times more penalty minutes than goals
61. Winger with 0 (zero) individual awards

POWERGAP

9001. Goalies

They're just jealous because they're 5'6 300 lb hambeast who tremble at the thought of lacing up the skates. Don't let it get to you.

OT IN NEW YORK

>sensual puck banter

hows it going pens fans?

Post it again

wish she didn’t get rid of it cause pussy is disgustin while cock is noble and arousing

*is day to day for 2 months*

>mfw soilers and snes NOT making the playoffs this year.

win some, lose some

Fuck off Bill Bernie deserved that shutout

literally who

No he didn't.

no, you’ll make fun of my GAA

>murray
amazing how this overrated fuck became the face of the 2peat champions when they were carried by crosby and kessel

Hope y'all aren't looking for a third ring this year with how you were playing tonight.

>39 saves behind a shit defense
Dumb yinzer

dont forget malkin fampai

>Bernier did something for once
feels nice

Member when cantpucks fans thought they weren't shit

Lurk moar

>he's never played the game of hockey before
>thinks his opinion is worth a damn

>rags

>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags>rags

>SUAVE
>CREAMY
>AND MOIST

>rags
>rags
>rags

i’m here every day and have been for years. maybe this was something only you found noteworthy or amusing, or something only you’ve ever really posted.

malkin is good, but kessel was literally the piece they needed for back to back wins. it had nothing to do with murrray and guentzel as much as the media likes to push them imo

>rags

malkin also completely disappears for entire games

why is everyone ragsposting?
the rags won

He's Russian that's what they do

nah that's just the NHL score breaking like always

>lose
>win
What is this fuckery?

t. Trudeau