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The elusive chad cuckold edition.

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fpbp

haven't left the house in about 3 years

youtube.com/watch?v=SdbLqOXmJ04

Giving modding New Vegas another go as we speak

sad really

missing her lads (the Class 142 not the former gf)

good lad

youtu.be/-q7CN0ufKC8

Not sure what's for dinner tonight lads.

haven't left the toilet in about 30 minutes

wacky bruce

Chinaposter from Thursday a fortnight ago?

I'm also a middle child

haven't left the earth in about 20 years

good way to catch the 'roids

do a barbeque m8

IF I ONLY HAD A JOB AGAIN

the radical centrist goes "hello nigger"

people who say they're from the midlands are the same people who call themselves spiritual but not religious

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>fortnight

>"In 2006, University of California at Davis psychology professor Dean Simonton completed a comprehensive study examining the "intellectual brilliance" of 42 US presidents."
Top 15 US Presidents by IQ in ascending order
>Franklin Pierce, 141
>John Tyler, 142
>Millard Fillmore, 143
>Franklin D. Roosevelt, 146
>Abraham Lincoln, 148
>Chester Arthur, 148
>James Garfield, 148
>Theodore Roosevelt, 149
>Woodrow Wilson, 152
>Jimmy Carter, 153
>James Madison, 155
>Bill Clinton, 156
>John F. Kennedy, 158
>Thomas Jefferson, 160
>John Adams, 173

Would smash all of them at Mastermind

Possibly, think there is two Chinaposters. I usually post with the Taiwan flag but it was being super slow today so I'm going with Hong Kong

any go to bed every night wallowing in loneliness and wake up every morning aching for a wank man in

poo moon
you saw me having a shart
without a stain in my pants
without an arse of my own

don't know who half these people are

>Jimmy Carter, 153
creasing

All me.

>franklin d roosevelt
shit study
>bill clinton
this is false
>john f kennedy
MUH NIGGA!!

Wow, feeling a bit inadequate at the mere sight of those numbers

Please, please, brits, explain me please the thing about article "the" before nicknames and names, please.
If a girl has a name Owl, is she Owl or The Owl?
For example this has the both variants - "The Dominator", "The Limper", "The Lady", "The howler", but Raven, Soulcather, Darling, Croaker, One-Eye, Silent: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Black_Company_(novel)

*walks towards you*

me when I see thainonce in the street

how do you measure the IQ of someone who has been dead for almost 200 years?

Still don't get how Jimmy Carter was a Southern Baptist

Love God and love his son Jesus

radical centrist lads in

Scots
youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZCZjhjguA

good one
>captcha: public curry

hold a seance obviously you idiot

Cant wait for Church on Sunday. Hope we get to sing trees of the field.

hahaha pickle rick and so forth

just be yourself x

Which PM had the highest iq, /brit/?

Blair obviously

big dave

Have you ever considered that God is a figment of your imagination implanted by the Archons to control you?

Enoch Powell obviously

Robert Walpole

Mums cooking something in the kitchen lads. The smoke alarms haven't gone off yet. Hahaha.

Lord Palmerston

they all went to some £100,000/year boarding school, so I imagine they all have pretty high IQs

Play it again, my Johnny

Churchill obviously. He was 80 and pissed up on whisky and still won a war.

wacky bruce

rick is literally an anarchist who punches Nazis though

Both can be correct, annoyingly for you. It's just a stylistic choice there isn't a rule behind it

>a mere span of twenty years

post fucking machines

I wanted to help but I can't understand what the fuck you're saying sweetheart

reckon i'd have a high IQ if my parents spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on my education too

wilson

Pitt the Elder

saving them up 4u

Slavs cannot into articles.

Think I just blew that Aussie god botherer's mind lads

PITT THE ELDER

fucking freezing this morning. fucking hell

haha here i am!!

scramby aigs

reading some of this lads

oll.libertyfund.org/titles/adams-revolutionary-writings

terribly droll desu

wacky bruce seems particularly wacky today

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post fucking machines

saw a wacky bruce today

Wish I had a slutty, immortal elf incest mommy.

God and his son Jesus are real. Both of them

looked in the mirror?

Yes indeed lad.

So did I

Take the piss

she's pretty manipulative though

doing a MASSIVE poo lads

>not having your own witch elf qt

Always thought the word droll should mean boring or dull because of the way it sounds

>"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our program. This is Mr. New Vegas, and each and every one of you is wonderful in your own special way."

>the mental gymnastics required of christianity to confirm that there is simultaneously only one god but he has a son who is also just him

That is what it means

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to browse /brit/. The content is extremely challenging, and without a solid grasp of irony based comedy most of the posts will go over a typical lurkers' head. There’s also Thailad's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy dawns on only the most competent posters. The posters (not equivalent to the lurkers) understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these posts, to realise that they’re not just bland and drenched in poo, they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /brit/ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the standard catchphrase of the usual /brit/ poster “doing a poo” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Turtlemong's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools..

nah more of a go to bed cuddling the gf and wake up to a blow job sort of man

each to their own i guess

Ive had a bleeding bum for about 2 weeks just because of my large poos. Get a grip

But would she kill off her own son?

You just dont get it bro. I pray for you heretics though

Mr. New Vegas was just an ai program created by House

forgot the holy ghost guy

You can't trick me, yankoid

>"Me again, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody till somebody loves you. And that somebody is me. I love you."