Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

For you.

ANSWER HIM

im here for the gaysexposting
as long as theres no n*ggers involved tho

They expect one of us in the wreckage, that's why I am here

I've never actually entered one of these threads. Are you supposed to give an honest answer? I bet its filled with fucking normies.

I don't have any social life. Gonna go to muay thai class in an hour though.

Why does Bane have blue underwear?

No one to go out with
No gf

I have this special ability were everyone loses interest in my at the speed of light.

hommage to mr CIA whose shirt was blue

For you

Anime be too good yo

I WAS ASKING YOU~

You don't get to ask questions.

Take care, user kun. There's someone for anyone except you.

>You don't get to ask questions.
>implying youre in charge

>If you're so funny
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>And if you're so clever
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very entertaining
>Then why are you on your own tonight?
>If you're so very good looking
>Why do you sleep alone tonight?
>I know because tonight is just like any other night
>That's why you're on your own tonight
>With your triumphs and your charms
>While they are in each other's arms

Actually there are 55 million more human males than females. So he is in good company.

it's spring break and I just got home, going to a party tonight with some two girls I knew from highs school

I'm saving money and have no friends.

I'm waiting for my pre work out to kick in. I usually go out on saturdays.

Giving my liver one more night to recover from my Vegas trip over last weekend, then going out to rage tomorrow.

sluts exist

And you brought him HERE.

FOLLOW HIM.

It's my one night off a week, big guy. I'm spending it getting stoned and browsing Sup Forums.

>big guy
4u

I'm sitting backstage waiting for my show to start

SOMEBODY GET THIS POTHEAD OUTTA HERE!

I have no social life on a friday night.

I only go to my friend's on a Sunday to watch UFC.

>tfw you like a few people and be nice/tolerable to others but none make plans involving you

I am crushingly lonely is why.

Went out to see Logan with my gf and two friends from uni. 8/10 movie for me. Not going out cause we went to a pub quiz yesterday and im still slightly hungover. Listening to a podcast dissecting alien right now.

U U
U U

>except you.
I know.

doesnt matter if youre nice and polite, youre not interesting to them. join the movement

Waiting for band practice at night

>Ugly
>No friends
>Balding
>No passions, talents or interests
>Violent when drunk
>Only got laid once (escorts dont count)
>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
>Girls show no interest in me
>Dead end job
>Living at home at 30

I just came back from visiting an escort, I couldnt even get a proper boner.

My dumb brother and his stupid gf screwed me out of tennis practice so I'm here being bitter because they made me miss my daily practice time

>going to a party tonight with some two girls I knew from highs school

SO SHOW ME THEIR BODIES

>Ugly
not a dealbreaker if you do your best to not smell and have nice clothes
>No friends
Just be more open man
>Balding
Shit if youre below 30 then I pity you, but cut it all away. that's the only reasonable thing to do in your shitty condition
>No passions, talents or interests
Go with the flow, enjoy the people, not activities
>Violent when drunk
Keep it to 3 or 4 drinks a night. That's fucking enough to make you more relaxed in social situations
>Only got laid once (escorts dont count)
This doesnt matter to the ladies if you just know what to do when the opportunity comes
>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
Maybe if you were violent drunk bastard with them, you piece of shit. jk, but really. no offense
>Girls show no interest in me
Yeah because you have no confidence you fuck :)
>Dead end job
Go to study
>Living at home at 30
Move to a different city already

I went out last night and didn't have much fun. Tonight I am playing video games before I go out of town.

it's saturday afternoon and im recovering from a decent sized night last night

WHY DO PEOPLE ULTRA-RARELY APPROACH ME/INVITE ME SOMEWHERE THEMSELVES? ? ? ? ? ? ?

why? am I a negative fucker or something?

I don't even know where to get escorts famalam. I'm stuck doing cam2cams with camwhores. It's the closest I've gotten to sex in 8 years.

First post, best post.

Do you look like a serial killer

Are you funny

Please. Accept the mystery.

no

yeah when im not anxious to speak and feel comfortable

>there are people on Sup Forums right now instead of partying with their friends and girls

people told me I look angry in past. also people perceive me as proudy/arrogant. EVEN WHEN IM LITERALLY DOING A NEUTRAL ACTIVITY< LIKE READING A BOOK.

I remember talking to a girl, and she said something like 'i thought you were like super proudy or something, just the way you sat and read a book'


WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

JUST

>gf is in florida

that's why

Because you are fucking repulsive. I dont know you but even your post made me not want to invite you to anything. People dont like complainers. If youre gonna complain, do something about it too.

>jus be urself brah xD
fuck off chad

I'm an ex heroin addict m80. If I go out "partying", I'll end up homeless living under a bridge by next week.

>Getting cucked while on Sup Forums

Fuck you man

Beginning of spring break, all of my room mates went back home, and I get the house to myself for a week, so might as well spend the first night shitposting

yeah user, mind blowing

>did heroin few times
>best thing that happened in my life, on par with my first love

what do i do

Avoid shooting it if you haven't already. Stop before it gets too late. It only starts to suck when you begin to get sick without it. Then the nightmare starts. If you can stick to doing it a couple days a week not back to back, then that's cool, but it's very rare that someone is able to do that with out eventually getting strungout, so be warned.

How hard can it be? Just use Google my man.

do what user? heroin?

gotta work tomorrow

I've tried but wasn't able to find anything in my area. I live in a small town and don't drive.

...

I'm browsing my phone while I wait for the waiter to bring us our food. I'm at a Mexican restaurant with my family. I ordered enchiladas.

its like poetry

Dr. Pavel, I'm getting drunk tonight.
I don't get to bring friends.

>browsing Sup Forums in public

What about street girls? You are not missing much though, most escorts are dead eyed zombies.

I am a empty husk of emotion. I have accepted being completely alone. When the weather isn't -10 anymore I plan on going for a lot of bike rides and take a lot of photos.

Why dont you go to another town with hoes then? Get a cheap ass room. You dont live at your parents do you? You arent 12 are you?

I do live with my parents. I'm in my early 30s. I don't drive, so going to another town is a pain in the ass, and I'm not desperate enough to make a real effort to pay some gash for sex yet. Bus fare plus cost of a room plus cost of whore is way more than I would be willing so spend. I'll give it 5 more years before I get to that point.

spotted the spineless beta cuck

This. Take initiative, making friends is like asking a girl out. Dont expect them to read your mind, make the first move and assume you want their friendship. Most people are so busy/insecure they just assume you have your own shit to deal with or dont like them.

My wife had that issue at her work. Everyone really likes her at her work but nobody asked her to do anything outside of work and that made her sad, i told her what i told you, just ask if they wanna hang out some time after work and now she has a circle of friends.

Why does Ben Affleck pretend his life is hard?

just to suffer

How about you make some other uses of the trip too. There must be more opportunities in a neighboring big city. Get a job interview or whatever and have a hoe as an extra.

I really hate it when my mom asks me about having a girlfriend/kids. The last non-blood related female I've spoken for longer than a few sentences was my friend's sister in high school.

>Friday night
>Why are you here
no gf to spoon with currently. instead of tinder i prefer browsing shitty banepost 4uuuu threads

>that feelerino when slowly going insane from isolation
i hid my genuine feelings for so long that the layers of irony became my reality and now i am at the starting point again

youre not on the ISS why would you be isolated

I don't even want to be awake right now, let alone do anything. But I don't particularly want to sleep, either.

So I'm sitting here existing.

>He still on friday

Spent too much money on drugs and cant afford to go out.

Oh really? Do *I* look like I'm running Dubs Threads right now? Your get, on the Bateman thread, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my meme crews going around the board at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help my company absorb all the dubs threads?

Actually good advice

I'm procrastinating writing an article for my uni newspaper. And drinking Baileys.

oh here we go

we get it just as bad, except i have no male escorts to fucking bone.

the left was more or less accurate until the last bit.

>there are girls on tv who are just as lonely and sad

I have an essay do tonight

and I don't have any friends so I'd be here regardless

>>Violent when drunk
>>Every friend I had avoids me or hates me
>>Girls show no interest in me

fucking hell i wonder why, it is a mystery

that would be the trauma dipshit

For this thread.

It's like a weekly ritual.

I tried going out by myself and I couldnt get laid nor meet anyone.

Its like I cant make connections with people

I'm tall and good looking and educated, and speak 3 languages, and I am confident. I did all that drinking and doing drugs and going out when i was in college and it was completely wasted on me. Like something thats naturally available to other people was beyond my reach for some reason

What is wrong with me am I cursed to be alone

W
H
Y

Just chilling out having some beer and listening to podcasts

>not going away to the beach for spring break

what a sad life you live

>tfw the older you get the more you realize you don't have to go out every weekend

used to feel obligated to go out since that's all we did in college, but it feels good to chill and save money

femanon spotted?