What scene would you like to see adapted for future comic book movies?

What scene would you like to see adapted for future comic book movies?

girls don't poop tho

idk I've only read Judge Dredd and that was years ago. Are there any cape panels with foot fetishism?

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That's quite the intense piss.

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what the fuck is this shit

>my kingdom fer two prunes and a match

What did she actually mean by this?

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Prune juice to make the shit looser, match to cover the smell

>match to cover the smell

??

fire burns methane

To light the candle

a reference to Shakespeare's richard III play. towards the end, during battle, richard III exclaims (having lost his horse in the frenzy) "A horse! my kingdom for a horse!"

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>BRAAAAAAAA- *KAPOW*

I dont see a candle

i was more lost on the two prunes and a match part, particularly the match part

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To light the fucking candle I said

where is the candle

In the bathroom

THICC

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is it a 3rd world poo in loo custom to light a candle when you shit or smth lmao

>AYO HAJJAB, PATEL JUST LAID A LONG WET CURRY TURD OUT ON THE STREET, GET THE CANDLE IT STINKS AND WE MUST PAY VIGIL

praise poo

no it is to cover the smell.
however I do have a virgin mary candle in my bathroom because I must have her with me at all times. good blesse

The scented candle covers the smell, you idiot.

Would be pure kino

I said "it stinks" in my post you homo

Then you said we must pay vigil like they're doing it as a tribute

>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded

If they do this in the Flash movie and have Boomerang in it I'll see it in theaters

I meant to imply they would light a candle for both the purpose of covering the curry turd stench and for paying vigil to Patel's majestic botty-offerings

reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

That's a great MO for a serial killer

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All I ask is one Bat-Shitposting scene.

They should do this in the Netflix series.

Jessica Jones. Have Steve Rodgers or Thor on her wall instead of Johnny Storm.

Nigger.

omg

with legion being as it is I would like this

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You dont need a candle, you just light a match and shake it so it goes out, the smoke covers the shit smell.

A lot of people hate this scene but there are things I like about it.

That's fucking fantastic !

If they did it these days though he'd just Speed-Force the Speed-Force and Speed-Force Speed-Force Speed-Force, though.

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Virgins.

Wtf? Why is daredevil murdering children?

Yeah if your poor in a third world.

Staying 100 steps ahead.

I had never seen the original of this until now.

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Was Harley this evil before?
I haven't really read much of her til she was pallin around with Catwoman and Ivy

I didn't know they were allowed to show this much skin
I guess since she's off color, it looks almost like tights, so she probably gets a pass here

Why is this hated? I don't read comics.

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comickino

Yes. She was the Joker's mentally broken sidekick/fuck buddy. Then she became popular and so they had to make her into a hero because apparently women aren't allowed to like a villain or something. Not sure what the logic is to be honest. The Joker is also really popular, but there's no push to make him a hero.

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>batburn

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I actually really fucking hope they adapt the Kingpin arc of Ultimate Spider-Man.

ult spider-man used to be so great

That doggo stiffin.

Powerful stuff... powerful stuff. This could be one of the most iconic scenes in modern cinema.

>>Sup Forums

are trying to appeal to the younger audience?

I suspect it's a group of social media types that think their values and issues are what everyone thinks about.

They're trying to brainwash a younger audience, but kids don't even read this shit any more. They've made all their superheros ethnic and sexual minorities for nothing.

live action batman beyond movie when?

mate the comics code hasn't been relevant since the 90s

took me a minute to realise, their doing a benny hill sketch.

I would say unlikely but being connected to batman makes it 200% more likely desu.

prunes have fiber allowing you to shit

who would play the villain?

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another thomas jane punisher pls

wtf am I reading

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Most digestive gases are sulfides and methane which stink.

The match burns the smelly gases away.

It actually does work, I've done it.

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top kek

harley can't do no wrong apparently

You can't read, George.

>What scene would you like to see adapted for future comic book movies?

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oi dont know deadpool really but he seems annoying.

Ouch. That one hurt, momma.

Honest question: who the fuck buys comic books?

Because even if they weren't poorly written trash, they cost like 3 dollars for something that takes 5 minutes to read, and it's a month between issues. It's the most inefficient form of entertainment out there.

NANNY

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>this was released 20 years before Fant4stic

>eight pies later
i thought that was different kind of pies

oh well

>>eight pies later
>>pizza tour

what

pie as in pizza pie

i thought it was 8 cream pies at first

>it's an episode where wolverine gets tired of fighting

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