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ohhh mayyy dayyys bruvvv edition

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heh

he doesn't that

blumpf is a snake oil salesman

still sad about when those jungle men broke gabriel's oboe in 'the mission'.

anime

>snake oil

tell me more

never met anyone who says "oh my days" who isn't lame desu

just woke up lads

fuck Donald 'not my president' fartface

Love shaved fannies. But will probably never get to put my willy in one.

he sells snake oil

don't know what lame means

Olof Palme

Morning lad. Plans for the day?

U W0T M8!?!?

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hahahahahaha holy fuck I'm screaming
all cities pulled out of bidding for 2022 Commonwealth Games and only Birmingham was left

they didn't want to give it to Birmingham because it's such a shithole so they made some bs excuse and extended the deadline hahahahahaha

where can i get some?

blumpf tower

tell me more about snake oil

thank you for writing it in english this time

underage please leave

can feel my morning poo coming but it's already gone half twelve deary me

Snake oil, originally a fraudulent liniment without snake extract, has come to refer to any product with questionable or unverifiable quality or benefit. By extension, a snake oil salesman is someone who knowingly sells fraudulent goods or who is a fraud, quack, or charlatan.

was a dirty commie and im happy he died

same thing i do every day, stave off panic attacks and thoughts of suicide

OH MY DAYS. Manny 2.0 games confirmed

*walks into thread*
*clears throat*
ahem....
SAIL.

don't know what leave means

bad post

olof palme was fun youtube.com/watch?v=yLfBDHsfMPI

it means a new 'temporary' customs union

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fuck off arrogant student

doing a think lads

Jesuits are the good guys

my bum is making strange tooting sounds

you call that a think?
THIS is a think

It's the baked beans right?

looking at jobs makes me so anxious that my heart rate actually becomes uncomfortable and I keep farting and eventually need to go have a shit and a swig of whisky

baked beans are good for your heart
but too many will make you fart

lads
what if we're literally the only intelligent life in the universe? that'd be mad

wacky bruce

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>UNITED kingdom
>good
>european UNION
>bad
explain this shit, brexiters

i think we should all take a page out of percy wyndham lewis's book. After eating breakfast he would down a shot of vodka and then pick a random number in the phone and call that person and berate them untill they hungup

don't think you have to worry about that one yankoid

rec me some quintessential deano music lads

haven't eaten any in years

*opens thread*

'Ello poppet

3 weeks free from toil

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think im gonna end up on internet insanity one day lads.

The next big war is going to be absolutely fucked, we have three times the population of 1939. Just imagine how many would die in a big war.

>united kingdom of GREAT britain and northern ireland

>POOROPEEAN union

*walks into thread*
*gets stuck in the door*

sorry, try the yank door instead

>hahahahahaha holy fuck I'm screaming

why are you so worked up?

>they didn't want to give it to Birmingham because it's such a shithole

didn't see any evidence of this in the article.

Don't get these anti-brum posts. It's like you're a paid shill for the BBC or Manchester council. What reason do you have for being so anti-brum?

There there mate I'll help you out x
*buffalo-kicks into your belly, sending you flying out the way you came*

*gets out the 12 inch cattle prod*
*pokes you with it to get you away from the door*

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unironically think that the instant wide spread communication makes any world war with foot soldiers completely impossible, people just aren't going to agree to fight.

*greases you up*

well, that's it lads, the job search has got the better of me for now

off for an anxiety shit

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Just satisfied my woman sexually with my big throbbing cock before she left for uni lads

tried walking in, shaking the bosses hand and asking for a job?

NEED A TOPIC FOR THIS THREAD LADS.

post interesting things you witnessed in your city

what if she becomes unsatisfied during her time at uni?

don't have the haircut for that

never thought about dinner when i was on the school bus home, normally i'd be thinking about boobies and crack a stiffy right when i had to stand up to get off the bus

FONST

Do you think in the future sex change surgery will be viewed in the same light as lobotomies are today?

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lads how do you succeed in college if you never developed good studying habits?

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made cheese on toast with tea (milk in first of course)

try developing good studying habits

still got another 4 hours of toil remaining

really weird that yanks still call baked chips fries

How the fuck does that logic work out mate

don't know if i can do that desu

what do you toil at?

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toil inc.

STICC

really weird that brits call coffee tea

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There's a certain appeal to sticc

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that isn't true

can’t get it if bed it’s too warm in here and I’m naked and it’s cold out

being able to see your dick inside her abdomen probably

there's an eastern european STICC agency worker downstairs at my toil centre right now

got another ∞ hours of rest remaining

Got a jobe at Marks and Spencer lads

banter idea: change my name to Arthur Pint

i lack the discipline

bad luck. they'll be the next BHS

Here in the Basque Country the Catalan cause is fully supported, mate.

still fucked off about the extension lead