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Alexander Reed
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Cooper Cox
*hands you your p45*
Elijah Parker
PANTS OF SHIT
COUGHING FIT
FREE MARKET
Brandon Howard
...
Carson Watson
Got a job at Marks and Spencer lads
Elijah Miller
go for an engineering degree
Robert Williams
ive never needed bloody quadratic equations in my life
Michael Lee
sue
Eli Hughes
He's listened to it since the 90s
Ethan Nelson
I have
Jacob Gomez
love this advert and tune so much, so uplifting.
put it in full screen and 1080p
Angel Carter
...
Xavier Parker
usually when people post a girl over and over on /brit/ I eventually start finding them attractive, like that girl with the huge forehead that got posted with >anime or that jewish girl with the huge eyes
with this one it just isn't happening
Eli Cooper
What's a good, memorable name for a boy? It needs to be strong, salt-of-the-earth and unique but not pretentious
Parker Foster
still pee the bed, spit blood, and chuckle heartily in my sleep at the phrase "factorising trinomials"
Parker Sanders
jet
Ayden Ward
Have you purchased your Google Pixel 2 yet?
Jack Adams
>have to go through an intense 12 step interview process just to become an apprentice
Pull your socks up. Just hand them your cv
Nicholas Barnes
>Open admiration for monarchy
what
Adam King
gaz
Kayden Anderson
dante *some latin shit*
Jack Ward
Rotund
Gavin Cooper
Don't like being spied on.
My contract ends next year anyway. Just in time for Samsung's folding phone
Jason Collins
Bellend
Adam James
→
you're brain isn't going haywire, its always like that all the time but you don't realise because of the distractions in life. just by being quiet and trying to relax yourself you become hyper-aware of how disorganized and chaotic your own through patterns are.
you're not supposed to "stop thinking", the opposite really, let your mind just wander but don't dwell on anything. if you get caught up on a thought just calmly go back to your centre.
this is why a prayer/mantra/object/visualization all are useful in maintaining this sort of centre you can return to after drifting away in thought.
eventually with practice you will be able to calm your mind and just let thoughts float on past like nothing, completely uninhibited.
Cooper Long
I SAID NOT PRETENTIOUS!
Aaron Anderson
Chett
Nathan Rodriguez
hate life and myself
Brody Howard
fuck off back to your thread since you made it
Owen Kelly
>doing maths
may as well start taking cocks up me arse daily
Tyler Sullivan
told you to never post her again
she doesnt like you virgins harassing her
Owen Ross
...
Dominic Campbell
prove it
Tyler Turner
taking me way too long to find a suitable gf. all the best ones to get on with are uglies. good looking women always have something grating about them. but you simply cannot shag an ugly forever. it just wouldn't work. life is incredibly unfair
Henry Scott
>tfw pretentious name
>tfw my parents named me Holden as a reference
>tfw they never told me whether it was a reference to William Holden, 'Blood Meridian', or 'Catcher in the Rye'
>tfw all those references are bad
Landon Reed
unironically wish i was swedish
but the real lesson is that i really wish i wasn't scottish
Camden Young
Barnaby
Asher Murphy
me on the left
and the right
and the centre
Logan Davis
alri Holden Walker of Charlotte, North Carolina
Jordan Watson
Leroy
Jeremiah Baker
so many insane killer insects in South/North America fucking hell
Angel Cruz
it's a bit strange May doesn't have kids
maybe something is wrong with her
that would explain why she's so out of touch with today's youth
Mason Clark
my second favourite bird
I'd like to have a water garden full of these and alligators like some American Pharaoh
Joseph Harris
thought everyone in scotland was insanely proud to be scottish for seemingly no reason at all
Nathaniel Ramirez
salt good name !!!
Josiah Evans
insane killer insect is just a right-wing demonisation. Most insects are harmless.
Ayden Peterson
William Holden looks handsome as fuck
Easton Jenkins
she's barren iirc
Wyatt Cook
dun dadada dun dun
21st century autistic man
Ethan Long
...
Adrian Murphy
make me
Samuel Fisher
*18 minute triangle and bell solo*
Easton Stewart
>Stan got the rights to theatrical blade runner
for what purpose
Ayden Rogers
scottish identity is a series of lies and contradictions to underscore what i can only assume is a universal sense of deep insecurity.
or maybe i'm projecting. still, it's a plausible theory: most people cover their insecurity with confidence, i cover it with a blunt admission it's there and crippling.
Owen Bailey
Unnnffff me prog rock good!
Cooper Howard
alright where do you live
i will heem you
Jonathan Walker
What's with all these anons posting pictures of young women?
Nathaniel Wright
Blade Runner was a daft film carried by Rutger Hauer and the visuals
Levi Bennett
*drives over your cat*
James Thomas
>Ramsay was clearly shocked by the procedure and winces as the acid is porn over a huge pile of coca leaves
Connor Gray
wonder what its like being this dumb
Levi Jackson
I will be in helsinki march 24th-25th so we will arrange to fight then
Zachary Thomas
stop make fun of me!
Cooper Powell
...
Jason Richardson
business idea: nationalise tax advisers
rich people can pay the tax advisers to help them dodge tax, then because it's state owned the adviser can instead skim operating costs + wages off the rich guy and pay the taxes in full while lying and claiming substantial savings
Carter Gutierrez
Wish I were a young MP that's down with the kids and liked by the public
Benjamin Green
dailymail.co.uk
>Female lawyer who stands just 3ft 8in in court sues witness who laughed hysterically at her and started singing ‘Hi Ho’
Dominic Torres
really not liking these new ones
too forced, can tell its a different artist. Just isn't simple/iconic enough
Grayson Ramirez
???!!!!!;;!;-7
Jonathan Cox
Business idea: Nationalised insurance
James Garcia
TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET TWEET
Jayden Martin
Business idea: Make taxes voluntary
Lincoln Stewart
I'm named after the people my parents lost their virginities to
Cooper Ortiz
spent £48 on shots last night
Isaac Taylor
business idea: reply to really obvious bait
Kayden Rodriguez
business idea: no phone storage but it all goes to a cloud server somewhere
Michael Reyes
puttering
Justin Rodriguez
ngl i'm dead easy to wind up
Christopher Davis
right then, off to do things
be back in a bit
Hunter Evans
business idea: amwf cuck porn
Juan Collins
SNORKING
Joshua Russell
Juan Edwards
>mirror.co.uk
Reminds me of that on horrible webm of that on chink grandma who's face was eaten away by bacteria. All that was left was a huge gaping hole with teeth.
Camden Bailey
Still making me giggle 2bh
Adam Ross
dating a girl whose boyfriend somehow died in Poland
strange feeling... I feel terrible for her, I think one night I woke to her weeping, rolled over
Joshua Hill
grug hate new gimmick
new gimmick make grug head feel stingy
grug need drink water
Colton Murphy
trump
Hudson Long
...
Mason Cooper
watched the first few episodes of American Vandal
quite good
Charles Wright
going to marathon a few episodes of reddit
Elijah Taylor
Abolish Government
Its nothing to me
Forget about god
He's not here to see
We live by a system
A perfect mold
People perfect people
Who are poor and old
Lives were spent on the ladder of success
Working for nothing in this
In this worthless mess
Presidents a name
Presidents a label
Highest man on the government table
America
Land of the free
Free to the power of the people in uniform
People are so blind they just can't see
Send your son to bootcamp
Send him off to war
If he comes back he'll be dead and nothing more
Struggle for a land, for a country, for a freedom
All you mindless people looking for someone to lead them
Wake up to the same old shit
Live your life to suit their fit
Some people they don't like your hair
Policemen they just don't care
Snipers that want to be
Rifle sites are aimed at me
Wake up silent majority
The government they don't want us here
You folks can't feel that fear
You can walk the streets today
You can walk in your own way
People think that I'm crazy
These people just can't see
Wake up silent majority
Live your life
Day by day
Doing everything
That they say
Silent majority
Promote freedom
Let it be heard
Don't forget that its only a word
Silent Majority
When you gonna wake up?
Camden Cox
Do me a favor and fedora yourself
Tyler Martin
>'What's big for me is not the physical measurements of the body, but what's big inside you,'
oi oi
Zachary Garcia
UUUHH UH UH GRRUUUU
Isaac Ramirez
>She is a leading light in a professional body for people of limited stature - The Federal Association of Small People and Their Families - and is often on TV and in newspapers fighting the corner of society's smallest.
The national union of manlets
Aaron Reyes
that's our word
Brody Allen
listening to my dishwasher
James James
>animu consists of 3 minutes of intro + recap, 15 minutes of slow clunky exposition, 2 minutes of action and 2 minutes of outro
how do people watch this week-to-week without nostalgia pushing them through
Matthew Price
help the canadians are shitposting again
David Watson
business idea: Destroy your manufacturing industry and import 3rd wolders rom former colonies so they can slowly take over your country