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Humanity 2095 edition.

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What's a good, memorable name for a boy? It needs to be strong, salt-of-the-earth and unique but not pretentious.

>english women

SALT GOOD NAME !!

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Got a job at Marks and Spencer lads

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Titus

anime

Max.

ice cold

Cardiff is actually an alright place

Aethelstan

woolies

salt strong smith

Planning [1] was done by Mr Squiggle [2]! lol [3]
[1] See attached image
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[3] Laughing out loud

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toil over for the week lads

If you look at this image you have been cursed
Repost it in 3 other threads or you will contract terminal autism

Desmond

??????????

youtube.com/watch?v=tf0munZ09ps
something wrong with non-rural folk 2bh

finns wuz not vikings

really like those rich chinese/korean girls who dress nice and have circular glasses and take pictures of ducks

Balding at 24 lads

Might off myself

going to run about in the woods on my own swinging off tree branches listening to viking metal on my mp3 player

Should have picked some less munted looking Orientals, desu ne.

that bender is noncing that kid

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who decided that 9-5 is the normal working hours?

dont know how that happened meant to reply to

Prussians

me

Bet you can't even do one pull up

unlucky mate I've got so much hair and it grows so quickly it's actually a bit annoying

mr toilberg

ribena is looking great lately

live footage at BBC headquarters when you pay your tv licence

youtu.be/kJOuvEcarNs

be honest
is doing anything at all more productive than /brit/

why do SD channels still exist
why do DVDs still exist

They're far more attractive than the average oriental, probably the best they could get

don't get runts with yellow fever, me.

state of people who listen to metal

I can do six

That's an American door

listened to a lot in my teens and I had a great time

>Regarding one of these hoaxes, Hyde told Forbes contributor Fruzsina Eordogh: "My wife's boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife's son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax."[2] Eordogh later issued an edit to her article claiming that Hyde's comments about his wife's boyfriend, his wife's son and his rabbi were "just a series of Sup Forums memes mocking progressives

>no face
>body all covered up

ah yes, i can tell

When I win tonight don't worry you lads shall receive some of the reward xox

what's this mans catchphrase again?

ahhhhhhhhh yes the ipod doesn't play flac hmmmmmmmmmm yes

listen to a bit of metal every now and then, always enjoyable

>flac

absolutely no difference between flac and 320kpbs

>flac

love 18kb audio me

>ipod
uhm sweatie it's the 00s on the phone they want their technologies back xoxo

>state of people who listen to metal

its good stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=eJTRuCCfJ30

takes 2 seconds to convert it to alac, then you can put it on your ishit

>Humanity 2095
Obsolescence is what's in store, goyim

bet the tranny and the beta listen to metal

*burp* turned myself into a bazinga lenny

based machinejew

About time

post fucking machines

>FLAC

hmmmm yes shall certainly be losing all that quality during conversion, love listening to gargling bwarbs me x

>accidentally posted in /balt/ with my name

A machine can't give a woman the care and affection she really craves!

Tiberius

because those are the only two choices

girl with the cute ears and cute giggle just found the upskirt camera I placed under her desk
she just ran into the toilets crying

Allah Croix-Punniper van Alstjerk

the virgin post

that's not him

state of leftygremlins

alac is lossless you stupid nigger, it's the same quality as flac

>girl told me I smelled nice
>only put on cologne because I didn't have time to shower

does she know it was you though

>machine fucking a woman
Wow, that's hot!
>man fucking a machine
Wow, lame!
This double standard is why I support Socialist Revolution.

girl not replying to my text
things are looking grim lads

>Up until the early 19th century, luncheon was generally reserved for the ladies, who would often have lunch with one another when their husbands were out. When the Prince of Wales stopped to eat a dainty luncheon with lady friends, he was laughed at for this effeminacy.

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had a dream about the girl with he cute ears and the cute giggle getting rammed by multiple chinese, jewish and english people

>Edit: It should be noted that Hyde's statement is just a series of Sup Forums memes mocking progressives (except the "saving money on car insurance" meme). Deconstructed, his statement is a perfect example of this no-chill Internet subculture. The idea of Hyde -- of any man, really -- being a caring and responsible stepfather and a practitioner of the Jewish faith is oh-so-hilarious to this demographic.

thrash, grindcore and death metal are the only acceptable metal subgenres

power metal, prog metal, folk metal, black metal are all autistic virgin red flags

getting my act together for the oneitis lads, think she'll like me then?

I'll be 97

mum bought me a new bin.

said it was cos she doesn't like touching the old one when she comes round. it was pretty mingin' to be fair

julian assange is the most important man in the 21st century

no proof but I reckon she may suspect me

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imaŠ¶un my shocque

ah yes because the computer just magically takes one thing and turns it into another using electricity
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ah yes forgot about physics x
can understand you mongs listening to rap and dadrock not needing flac but when you listen to enlightened things like me (rick and morty soundtrack) you need the highest quality you can get

fuck off ryan

Post it here, you queer.

neither can wypippo

imagine being obsessed with this so called julian assange, legit fucked in the head the guy is

ah yes, some white guy shooting 50 people from a hotel window was an FBI plot, the CIA are also behind ISIS

DUDE OPEN YOUR EYES!

That stuff's not good for running about in the woods and doing pull ups on tree branches though