/CanPol/ Canada pol thread

News:

Scientists find out Justin Trudeau takes an average of 1 photo op per work day. This figure does not take selfies into account

ottawacitizen.com/news/national/just taking selfies prime minister trudeau putting face first/12042951/story.html

Canadians debate whether we should allow pitbulls into the country because they're statistically more violent. Nobody sees the irony in this

news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/canada-is-importing-pit-bulls-by-the-score-from-the-u-s-worrying-dog-advocates

Tony Clement to enter Tory race

thestar.com/news/canada/2016/07/08/tony-clement-to-enter-tory-race.html


Weedman to deploy military to the Baltic to scare off Putin

cbc.ca/beta/news/politics/cananda-nato-baltic-troops-1.3669952

Canada lost 700 jobs this month, unemployment rate is now 6.8%

theglobeandmail.com/report-on-business/canada-sheds-700-jobs-in-june-unemployment-rate-dips-to-68/article30816815/

Syrup farmers lose 100k because of Brexit

cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/nova-scotia/brexit-maple-syrup-export-issues-1.3669121

Canadian Jew says the Brexit was undemocratic because her side didn't win

theglobeandmail.com/opinion/government-by-referendums-is-not-democracy/article30798029/
All in all, another boring day in Leafland

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_federal_election_results_in_Western_Montreal):
cbc.ca/news/politics/rcmp-application-changes-may-1-1.3561511
youtube.com/results?search_query=canada please
youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/matt-gurney-after-two-years-judge-acquits-man-who-defended-himself-with-a-gun
scribd.com/document/317231136/NB-Anglo-SB-FOI-Refugees-Watermarked
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Scientists find out Justin Trudeau takes an average of 1 photo op per work day.
>Canadian intellectuals

They need to justify their taxpayer funding somehow

I'm a fucking immigrant and can clearly see what's wrong with this shit. Fucking faggot immigrants need to be assimilated into western culture and eve since that stopped this country has gone to shit. Fuck this liberal faggot country this first chance i get to leave I'm getting the fuck out.

:^)

>most Anglo AND FRENCH CANADIANS
>implying

But it's true

If most Anglos and Frogs were against multicult we would have gotten rid of that shit by now

The Anglos support it and the French political class does, that's why it's there

And remember, you guys flipped out when the BQ proposed a burka ban

>80289595

Oy, my post was shoahed

But the Burka ban was why Harper did so much better in Quebec last election than the Cons normally do

And the NDP's pro burka sentiment was a factor in their poor performance last election. There's a definite portion of Quebec that's pro-multicult though. I'm guessing it's mainly the young Montreal francophone and the Montreal angolphones?

From wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_federal_election_results_in_Western_Montreal):

>Montreal boasts some of the most highly polarized political geography in Canada. While the sovereigntist Bloc Québécois dominated the mostly francophone East End for 20 years, the (((largely anglophone and Jewish))) western portions of the city have been a Liberal and federalist fortress for over six decades, being to the Liberals what rural Alberta is to the Conservatives. The region is home to some of the safest Liberal ridings in the nation (e.g. Mount Royal and Saint-Laurent—Cartierville). Even in the surge of support for Brian Mulroney in Quebec in 1984 and 1988, the Liberals took the most seats in this region. This continued amid the Liberal meltdown in Quebec in 2006, although one seat at the eastern end of the area was lost to the Bloc. Before 2011, 1984 was the only election in recent memory in which traditional Liberal dominance was seriously threatened in this region. Two former Prime Ministers, Paul Martin and Pierre Trudeau, represented ridings in this area.

Are we supposed to build some kind of anti-trudeau regime division of Sup Forums or just wait till we get annexed?

If Trump goes anschluss on us we become fifth columnists

We should also try to start a Paleocon party

accept that everything everywhere will just keep getting worse

Why are you so fucking cucked? Get rid of Trudeau for fucks sake.

This. If that happens I'll do my best to destroy American landmarks and historical artifacts like the Liberty Bell and whatnot

>annexed

Yeah, let's let a country that's 60% white, the most jew-run in the world and the source of all degeneracy take over.

>not realizing emulating America ruined this country

I meant we should be fifth columnists who'll overthrow our commie government

Like the fifth columnists who helped Franco take madrid

who is this qt and do you have more of her?

Canada may be boring, but I like it this way. It just means we're free to lead peaceful, nothing-happens lives free of the fear of getting shot. We may be getting buttfucked by the jews, but at least they had the decency to condition us to shrug it off.

We're cucked because of Justin's mother's husband, Pierre

Everything that's wrong with Canada can be traced back to Pierre Trudeau

Don't get me wrong, I wish Trump would send the CIA after cuckboii and I like Trump, but if he invades my country he is now my worst enemy

No idea who she is, Google image search doesn't tell me anything other than that she's American

Unfortunately I think we have to become less boring if we ever want to kill off multiculturalism.

As Canadian migrants are fairly docile, most Canadians will have a positive view of immigration. But Canadians fail to realize the cultural and demographic implications of this

How bad are things there? Does anyone have stories?

I just finished uni and am looking to get the fuck out of chinkcouver, where can I go thats white but cheap and warm in BC?

Abbotsford?

Kelowna? I think it is 85% or more white...

truly the most cucked leader of our country
he turned the country into the multicultural meme that it is becoming

Too close and still too expensive.

Sounds pretty good. You think Vancouver Island would be good too?

Can someone explain why that stupid dyke Kathleen Wynne keeps winning elections in Ontario? WHO THE FUCK KEEPS VOTING FOR THE LIBERALS? THEY ARE DESTROYING THIS PROVINCE

mcguinty won and turbodyke took his place after he stepped down, but that was right before the elections were held
so people pulled a trudeau and went "IT'S LE CURRENT YEAR" and voted for her because she's a dyke.

I almost believed OP's pic but had to look it up. Lying cunt. I'll never trust a Canadian again.

cbc.ca/news/politics/rcmp-application-changes-may-1-1.3561511

It's real you nigger

I hear Abbotsford is filled with drug addicts

the island is great, but victoria is going downhill with degeneracy + homeless

I'm fairly sure that any Canadian on Sup Forums hates trudeau, so there is already a complete anti-trudeau regime. Shills excluded, obviously.

Kelowna is currently also being used as a real estate investment area, and the area surrounding the college/university is full of mainland chinese people. Traffic is fucking terrible there now. Go to Castlegar.

i have been wanting to move to canada.
i want to live my dream of taming wolfs and living into the snowy wilderness
how hard is it to get citizenship ?

>Canadians debate whether we should allow pitbulls into the country because they're statistically more violent. Nobody sees the irony in this
There could possibly be no more mattering things to ponder about

The link has different text than the OP pic. E.g. 10 years permanent residency required, not 10 fucking weeks, etc. you dumbass

>Canadian politics thread

lol

DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE TRANNIES LMAO
DUDE GAYS LMAO
DUDE REFUGEES LMAO

hey leaf bros i've been wanting to ask what is up with your women?
are they autistic or just bored?
you males and ameribros who've dated leaf women should know what i'm talking about

> this entire thread

you guys take yourselves way too seriously

They edited the article, CBC does clickbait like that all the time you kike.

Daily Reminder to buy Canadian Maple Syrup Sup Forums :)

you support it.

Pretend you're an Indian or Chinese or Muslim

You'll be let in

sure

>be ardent critic of multicult and immigration
>tfw my parents are chilean migrants
>tfw i'm part of the problem

i tried that once and im not even white, still got told to fuck off

youtube.com/results?search_query=canada please

Sorry link messed up

youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

whats the point of that?

FUCKING SICK! Can we join their Army aswell?

Ill head over there ASAP.

>step one, move to shity thrid world country
>step two, change name to shit skin name
>step three, apply to live in top 10 country - get in.

>Effective May 1, 2016, the following changes have been made to the qualifications and requirements:

>Permanent residents of Canada are now eligible to apply, provided they have lived in Canada for the last 10 years.

Fucking liar OP.

Shows you how to be a Canadian

>step 1 lose the gun!
>step 2 buy a canoe
>step 3 live multiculturally
>step 4 you did it there is no more!

You do realise that among commonwealth nations its very common for them to recruit foreigners into their civil services? British military used to accept commonwealth citizens, Irish citizens can just rock up and join. The Hong Kong constabulary were basically all British. Ghurkas work as cops in Singapore. Its actually really cool.

what kinds of guns can you get in canada?

youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

You just broke the first step of being Canadian

>STEP ONE! LOSE THE GUN!

I was thinking of getting a Mossberg 500 for home defense

youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

Step 1 lose the gun!

do we get fucked by the law for defending ourselves against an intruder?

>kill yourself

>dead Canadian best Canadian

It's not me saying it it's this video which was officially endorsed by Trudeau

youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

fuck off

>mfw another person from victoria on Sup Forums
have you noticed how shit quadra street village area has been getting lately? makes the tent city look nice ffs

why?

this video is raising healthcare costs because it's giving cancer to anyone who watches it

you can get an SKS pretty cheap

Explain what you don't like about it?

I miss him, bros.

>"if you kill a home invader, they win"

do we get fucked by the law for defending ourselves against an intruder?
no

No

We just get fucked by the legal costs, but we won't face jail time, at least

news.nationalpost.com/full-comment/matt-gurney-after-two-years-judge-acquits-man-who-defended-himself-with-a-gun

Nah. I am a problem. 5 days here, sharing apps with a nice Iranian guy.

Fuck immigration!!!

Hick town Ontario checking where else is everyone from?

Yes. The only exception to this is in situations where they have a gun as well. Equal force etc..

>they have knife
>you shoot them and go to jail for murder
>they have baseball bat
>you also have baseball bat and maybe okay

In general just assume you'll go to jail if you defend yourself. If you live in the boonies build a firepit in the yard.

TRUDEAU

Truth right here. Trudeau Sr. ruined everything. Multiculturalism, absolutely DESTROYED the worth of the Canadian dollar forever, and ushered in a generation of useless liberal cunts.

We need to restart the Canadian National Socialist party and unfuck this shithole. Or get based Brad Wall into office

Yeah. Criminal code repealed the part in propert rights that said you can use any means / force necessary. It was removed because the idiots that be thought murder shouldn't happen.

They're wrong. Murder is okay.

Who cares? Military is a huge waste of money.

in the fucking trash you go

if you blatantly execute him yes, if you shoot him and it looks close enough to self defence and is on your property you should be sweet. just don't give him a triple tap between the eyes after you shoot him in the back and you should be fine.

This is so fucking retarded. They want to kill you? Defend yourself and face legal actions. Don't and die.

DON'T FORGET SYRIAN REFUGEES ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CANADIAN FORCES

Pic related gets more scary when you put it into context:

>Canada's military spending is 1% of its GDP
>Canada's GDP is 1.827 Trillion
>Military spending is 18.2 Billion
>Proposed Budget cut for 2017-2018 is 1.319 Billion

Literally cutting a 14th off the budget in a single fell swoop. Never mind the 90 million cut the year before.

But somehow we have the money to blow 300 million on:
>expand intake of Syrian refugees
>reduce application time of Syrian refugees
>admit more Syrian refugees as permanent residents

HOPE YOU LIKE OUR NEW SYRIAN CITIZENS


BILL C-6: An Act to amend the Citizenship Act and to make consequential amendments to another Act

>being physically present prior to becoming a permanent resident counts as half days up to a maximum of 365 days towards becoming a citizen
>each day present as a permanent resident prior to citizenship counts as a full day towards citizenship
>can become a citizen after being physically present 1095 days (or 3 years) within a 5 year period
>people under 18 don't need to know English or French to become a citizen
>people over 54 don't need to learn English or French to become a citizen
>people over 54 don't need to take a citizenship test or oath to become a citizen
>citizenship restored to those who's citizenship was revoked under the Harper Government (literally just Zakaria Amara - a Jordinian citizen who planned the 2006 Toronto terrorism incident)
>remove the grounds for the revocation of Canadian citizenship that relate to national security (ie. terrorists and treason allow you to keep canadian citizenship now)
>remove the requirement that an applicant intend, if granted citizenship, to continue to reside in Canada; (don't even need to stay here to be one of us)

Enjoy all our new compatriots to come Sup Forums

22 year old, no health or mental health issues, judo and hunting experience, pure blood European, citizen of the Russian Federation. Can I apply?

>Frogs were against multicult
If we were anymore against it, it would be the day of the rope

"When Liberals believe they are preventing violence by outlawing self defense they are in fact encouraging it! Surrendering every law abiding man to the will of violent thugs" - Ayn Rand.

HAVE A 2700 PAGE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION DOCUMENT ON THE SYRIAN REFUGEES

scribd.com/document/317231136/NB-Anglo-SB-FOI-Refugees-Watermarked

HIGHLIGHTS:
>22 year old men being placed in highschool
>adult Syrian refugees hitting on/sexual harassment of 13-14 yr old girls
>Syrians making jokes about homemade bombs
>Syrian attitude survey revealing things such as they believe there is no such thing as marital rape
>Refugees refusing to learn english
>No ESL/Translators/Interpreters available
>Refugees harassing other refugees who are attempting to learn english
>Refugees harassing/threatening/intimidating other non-refugee students
>Refugees disrupting classes by yelling/speaking over the teacher/other students in Arabic so much people are leaving the class
>Refugees being racist and especially anti-semitic
>Refugees must be greeted by members of their own sex
>Refugees need gender segregated prayer rooms
>Refugees being energetic and excited over the Brussels bombing
>No way to punish refugee misbehaviour because they do not understand english, and they do not have any way to enforce it
>refugees going after students who bump into female refugees by accident
>refugees abusing female refugees
>system is having to bring in halal food for them

There's basically no attempt at integration/assimilation into Canadian society at all

I don't mind cutting defense forces. The only reason we spend so much is because Justin Trudeaus dad Pierre Trudeau got us in the G7 to fight for der Juden.

There plenty of ways, first worlders simply have no motivation even to research. All this 'be a shitskin' meme is a nice illustration. Canadian immigration system is strict but logical, unless REFUGEEES shit is turned on.

t. Talentless writer rephrased old common knowledge

No, you are here for ever.

No Justin Trudeau hates Russians because he says they are homophobic and transphobic. Are you a Southern Russian and can pass as an Indian? If so possibly but try to hide that accent. Or say you are fleeing Russia because you are transgender and Putin is oppressing you.

Why worry about this stuffguys? It's fucking friday night, I'm home to change after getting horse shit on my pants and then going back out to hopefully find a girl who's a bit too drunk.

I gave up my seat on the red line for some black pregnant nigerian today, She either thanked or cursed me in her funny language. Good day.

>implying any of that matters
now if you had all that and were a poor oppressed GAY russian it might be different.

edmonton reporting in

gas the lebs