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>watch pic related
>dumb as fuck and boring
>look up the plot of the game, certain they fucked it up
>they didn't

How can people play this dumbass shit?

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It's Ubisoft shit, so think of loading 30 Skinner boxes into a game.

The plot is garbage and the series doesn't utilise its potential. History leaves enough opportunities to put interesting plot about assassins in it without alien cosmic cyberpunk mumbo-jumbo but as I've said, it's garbage.

The first game had it down with just a hint of it. The masses had a hard on for ancient aliens at the time (Crystal Skull, Prometheus, etc.). If they would have just had the devices but no bit about who or what made them it would've been great, minus anythiny after 2.2

Because you don't actually play games like assassin's creed for the plot. Gaming is still heavily divided between the market for game/interactive games and the market for movie/plot games, there hasn't yet been a takeover of one or the other like there eventually was for movies.

Basically if you want a comparison consider gaming still in that period of film-making where people were just making films of things that were visually interesting and the idea of using the medium to weave a narrative that can't be done anywhere else is only just starting to appear (mostly coming out of Japan and to a lesser extent the indie market, triple A western games are caught in a "this should be like a movie" paradigm which is retarded).

I enjoy playing the games because I like the history setting. I don't play them for the plot or the graphics. I just enjoy sailing and listening to see shanties. That said I pirated all of them. Even the DLC's

is there any other way to play jewbisoft content?

I wouldn't know. I'm still pissed that they killed off that qt hacker girl in Watch Dogs I. Also the latest Far Cry was a disaster.

LEAP OF FAITH
SYNCHRONIZATION
CREED

I'd argue that the gameplay is more important than the story and this is no exception, but Ass Creed is more or less press R to parkour and collect a ton of shit. The combat is super shit, the story is the dumbest ever and the parkour mechanics are braindead.
It's easy as fuck, though, which is why it sells like 10 billion copies every week.

The series would benefit as a whole if they dropped the desmond bullshit and just focused on different assassins throughout history. Nobody gives a crap about your misconstrued sci-fi horseshit and super popes.

They used to make really good games, once upon a time.

They did and didn't.

Or moreso Ubisoft said it would be a side story, not a retelling of the multiple game main story with a new character.

Then it turned out to be the latter, cramming the plot of multiple games into one film with a new protagonist.

I actually do not mind the goofy ancient aliens plot. I just think the movie handled it poorly.

>at gaming con this weekend
>Ubisoft has a booth for the home release of the film
>they even have costumes from it on display
>can't go near the booth, too worried about busting out laughing at how worthless it was

There are some western vidyas that are both interactive and have good storylines, famalam.

>this witcher retard again

YOUR GAME IS SHIT AND SO ARE YOU WANNABE SKYRIM FAG KYS

objectively false

the witcher is fantastic
try not being a contrarian mong lmao

Why does he wields katana here?

>le Sup Forums is just being contrarian maymay
Your reddit is showing

witcher 3 was great, first one was utter shite tho

witcher 2 > 3

fuck your ubisoft shit

Actually Witcher 3 is a very poor and limited game, completely lacks imagination in the gameplay department , doesn't make use of the open world and the storyline is typical AAA game tripe

If they make a movie out of the third game it would be just as bad as Assassins Creed.

The first one works a lot better as a well thought out game, and it's a lot better written and more inventive.

The game also features the wild hunt as a side villain and sets him up , but because the writers were good he's actually well written. Third game is such a piece of shit

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If they limited to it to the Bloody Baron then it would win all the oscars. If any of that Ciri bullshit made it in then it would be a laughing stock.

idk about the story of the first one, I stopped playing because the game play was so fucking bad

>have good storylines
>the interdimensional magic elves come to invade our world! only the special anime character with white hair and cat eyes can stop them with literal magical princess surrogate daughter!

Just off yourself, Sup Forumsedditor.

did I hear "games with good story"

I agree. I loved the game, but every post-baron Ciri gameplay part was so fucking cringy they were probably rushed as fk

only black flag had sea shanties and piracy tho.

only AC game ive played. damn it was such a ton of fun

Rogue too

great game, but it was too short

i liked it :(

except the sequel setup hooks at the end, fuck that

>They could have made a Deus Ex or Dishonoured movie
>They made an Assassin's Creed movie instead.

people enjoy climbing towers and escort mission

They've been reshipping an increasing blander and less interesting product for 10 years now.

should I watch this film, is it kino?